What would you guys do...

[Charles Darwin]

If some asshole started smoking in front of you on the subway? Would you just whip out your switchblade and slice open his intestines, so they would spill all over the floor? Or would you guys wait until he got off the subway and then slit his throat? Or would any of u just chill out and stalk him until hes all alone, like if he walks into a bathroom and then cut off each of his balls and make him eat his own balls? Or would you guys opt for a more dramatic approach and stalk him until he got to his house, and then gouge his eyes out in front of his wife and kids with your bare hands?

 

[HFR]

None of the above, we don't have subways here.

 

[Direfury]

You have issues.

 

[HFR]

Who, me? Aw don't blame me, blame our crappy government who can't even build subways.

 

[Radagast]

What?
What kind of sick thing is that?
You don´t have subways?

 

[HFR]

I know, crazy, right? I mean, they even had a project of implementing a subway on the capital but it didn't work, so we're left without a subway to stab potential smokers.

 

[Deleted member 157129]

What the hell is wrong with you? I'd smoke in front of you JUST to piss you off. And then smoke some more. I'd tie you up and plug your mouth and nose with cigarettes and watch you suffocate. I'd tie you to a treadmill with a mouthful of lit cigarettes while forcing you to run. Alas it wouldn't be worth the cigarettes to watch you die.

 

[Aeroblyctos]

None of the above, we don't have subways here.

Where?

 

[Direfury]

Narnia?

 

[Crazed_seal2]

 

[Joe-black-5]

Woah there internet tough guy
Darwin, this is your second thread that gets closed in a row, lurk a bit before making any more.
(something about Evolution would be nice)