What if...

[TheDivineBoss]

... You are:

• Invicible (Invulnerable )
• Invisible (like Wind Walk )
• Lightning fast
• Rigged
• Normal
• Artistic
• (In)sane
• A hero
• A villian
• Between those two above
• <A Class, like Warrior, Priest, Monk etc>
• A woman
• A moderator or any other Forumish rank
• A man
• An animal
• Something mechanical
• Etc

-...? What would you do then for/on/with/in/etc Earth? Destroy it? Neg rep it?
Save it from global warming? Just leave as it is and colonize a other planet?
What. That's I'm asking YOU. What would you do if you where a ___?

If this is going to SE, post a comment and move it w/o anyone letting it notice, ok?

 

[Elenai]

If I were any of them...The first thing I would do is kill you in so many un-mercifull ways....

Then I would proceed to help the world in more ways...before becoming a tyrant ruling with a mythril fist.

 

[DarkDenizen]

Probably just become a tyrant ruling with a fel iron fist. Then kill everyone I don't like. Then I would rape and pillage until I owned the entire world. Then I would conquer the universe.

 

[GST_Nemisis]

be rich and bum around europe for a few years, then get a cushy office job chatting up my secretary.

 

[TDR]

if I were a woman I'd pleasure myself while looking at myself naked in the mirror...what?

 

[Redeemer59]

• A moderator or any other Forumish rank

Perma-ban several people I don't like.

 

[Hakeem]

Invicible: Stunt man.
Invisible or Lightning fast: What wouldn't I do?
Sane: Be bored.
A superhero: Whee! I'm flying!
A supervillain: Whee! I'm flying and carrying a ray gun!
A woman: I have no idea.
An animal: Animal stuff.
Something mechanical: Go around hacking anything that wasn't secured.

 

[Kuhneghetz]

-Invicible (Invulnerable )
I'll easily take over the world.

-Invisible (like Wind Walk )
Enter the ladies' dressing room.

-Lightning fast
Will make it easier for me to travel. Only one problem is that I always feel winded after a few minutes.

- Artistic
Draw/model/compose something really awesome.

- (In)sane
Killing people.

- A hero
Save the world, and get laid.

- A villian
Take over the world, and get laid.

- A Class, like Warrior, Priest, Monk etc
Barbarian. Make some awesome leap attacks and war stomps.

- A woman
Have some fun with myself..

- A moderator or any other Forumish rank
Been there, done that. Though I don't often do much moderation jobs.

- An animal
Preferably an Owl and do mostly Owl stuff, plus learning to talk human language.

- Something mechanical
Beep blip bop blarp. BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!!!

 

[Kimbo]

Invicible (Invulnerable )
-I dont know, kill people?

Invisible (like Wind Walk )
-Steal from people?

Lightning fast
-Steal from people?

Rigged
-Steal from people?

Normal
-....I have no idea, be pretty bored.

Artistic
-Im already artistic

(In)sane
-Some say im sane, some say im not, who knows what id do.

A hero
-Save rats and various other animals.

A villian
-Kill people + steal from people.

Between those two above
- Kill people+Steal from people+Save animals

<A Class, like Warrior, Priest, Monk etc>
-Play alot more Wow

A woman
-Already done.

A moderator or any other Forumish rank
-Already done

A man
-...explode..all over things?

An animal
-Mmmmm...

Something mechanica
l-Constantly oil my hinges.

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

I'd take over candy mountain.

 

[Elenai]

I would take WILLTHEALMIGHTY's kidney when he gets there.

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

It's all right, I have two.

Just don't take any of the mojo. I need that to take over the 1960's.

 

[Elenai]

Sure...oh and if I did have those powers, as a hero I would steal mojo, and give it to WILL so that when he does take over the 60's, he wont interfere with my past.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Invicible (Invulnerable )

Take some silverware and make the best damn Halloween costume you'll ever see.

Invisible (like Wind Walk )

Super ninjer.

Lightning fast

Rapidfire kick to your balls.

Rigged

Be a poor sport about the unbalanced map.

Normal

kill myself.

Artistic

Mass produce stick figures.

(In)sane

3.

A hero

Cure cancer.

A villian

Spread AIDS.

Between those two above

Nuke shit.

<A Class, like Warrior, Priest, Monk etc>

Realize my pitiful life playing DnD in my mom's basement.

A woman

What's that?

A moderator or any other Forumish rank

See if I can ban myself.

A man

Beat up my wife.

An animal

Realize how delicious I am.

Something mechanical

Sneak guns onto airplanes for the sole reason of having TSA check for prosthetics from now on.

Etc

-rep.

 

[robot-dude]

Throw America into the sun.

Or Destroy mars

 

[Oziris]

Invicible (Invulnerable )
Kill everbody in this forum if say my terrain sucks.Lol jocking i would go to America and fall from that big building that has 100 floors again and again and agin....
Invisible (like Wind Walk )
I would look chiks and go away from home when i want.
Lightning fast
I would Travel around planet and i will be the first man that has ever standed on Mars and met monsters!!

 

[LiOneSS]

i would make cookies

 

[Mechanical Man]

I am already Mechanical

 

[The_wand_mirror]

# Invincible (Invulnerable )
Beat up everything and everyone xD
# Invisible (like Wind Walk )
Peek on anything im not used to see ~.~
# Lightning fast
Win the Olympics lol =D
# (In)sane
Insane.. kiiillll eeeverrryyonee
# A villian
kiiillll eeeverrryyonee
# Between those two above
kiiillll eeeverrryyonee
# A woman
~.~ .... yeah ... ^.^
# A moderator or any other Forumish rank
Do my job? if i would be for once and i hated the site i would intend to delete everything and ban all >.<
# An animal
Depends on what animal.. i would like to be an... ehm.. alien =D

 

[UchihaSasuke.gr]

• Invicible (Invulnerable )-Torture my friends.
• Invisible (like Wind Walk )-Go see some porn live.
• Lightning fast-Mess up things
• A hero-Save innocent
• A villian-Kill innocent
• A woman-Finger myself
• A moderator or any other Forumish rank-Ban you all.

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

I want to be a shark-spider hybrid with lasers on it's head!

 

[DaedraEater]

I'd be a ranger who's invisible, invincible, lightning fast, and a better person at more 'people' drawings and stuff (better body structure, etc...). But I'm not sure what I'd really do... Go back in time and save lois? Oh wait thats SM...

 

[Kaitech[SanD]]

Hmm, may I add a What If?

What If... TDB were to stop spamming?

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Dude, then THW would DIE.

 

[Puppetier]

-Invicible (Invulnerable )
I'd kill people

-Invisible (like Wind Walk )
I'd kill people

-Lightning fast
Im going with killing people

- Artistic
Draw me killing people

- (In)sane
Killing people.

- A hero
Save the world, and then kill people

- A villian
Take over the world, And kill people.

- A Class, like Warrior, Priest, Monk etc
probably kill people

- A woman
Kill people with sex appeal

- A moderator or any other Forumish rank
ban people?

- An animal
Id be a monkey with a gun or sword or something kool
- Something mechanical
A hatredcopter

Im not that gifted with names and stuff to do T.T

 

[Kaitech[SanD]]

Dude, then THW would DIE.

At least THW would die a happy spamless THW... We'd just have to get Wandy to stop spamming

 

[The_wand_mirror]

After that its your turn. so pray it would take a long time =P

 

[Kaitech[SanD]]

My turn? No, I have pretty decent rep for my join date and amount of posts.

 

[DaedraEater]

I also have good rep for my date... but \Naze and LiOneSS have more... *to self* Work harder at that map you maggots!!*

[Offtopic in off-topic ^^] YAY! I'M IN KAITECH'S SIG! [/Offtopic in off-topic ^^]

 

[Kaitech[SanD]]

Lol yeah, you deserve to be in every sentence with Daedra in it

 

[Elenai]

Oh...so many things I could do if I were any...so many things.

Evil twisted, or Righteous and pure...All in all...it sums up in one word.

BANNADAR!!!

 

[Darth_Muppet]

Well if i was Invincible, I would stab myself multiple times and laugh about how i will never die. If i was a moderator, i would change everything to orange (oj pwns). If a was rigged, i would go on a mad killing frenzy and also laugh at whoever attacks me