@Kerrigan: It's amazing you're alive and well after all of those injuries. You must be as tough as nails.
Here's my list of injuries.
1. About 7 years ago during marching band practice, I tripped on some crab grass and fell directly on my tail bone. I was incapacitated for about 24 hours because it became too painful to bend my lower back.
2. A year after injury 1, the side door of the bus (the one used to store cargo) came down and slashed a 6 inch long gash on my stomach after I finished unloading the band's instruments. I must have only lost the top layer because I didn't bleed. At least I still managed to march in the mile long parade that I was supposed to perform at.
3. When I tried to remove a pin that sets the weight levels on the bench press (I'm refering to the pin you move in order to change how much weight you want to lift), the pin jerked forward and hit my lower incisors. I'm lucky I didn't lose any teeth from that accident.
4. During a microbiology lab, when I tried to adjust the bunser burner, the bottom screw fell off, causing a fireball to blast out of the bottom of the burner and hit my hand. Apparently, the bottom screw must of been really low. On the bright side, my reflexes (enhanced by frequent video game sessions) were fast enough to pull my hand away from the fire and stop the gas without any serious burns.
5. A pig bit the second finger on my right hand. I still have a mark from where it bit me even though it was over 12 years ago.
6. While playing with my black lab (sweet, gentle dog but dumb as a rock) it jumped up and accidentally jabbed one of its claws into the inside of my nose.
7. I prevented a potentially fatal injury to my father about 3 months ago. A 5 foot long lighting structure made out of wood and plastic on the ceiling collapsed right where he was standing. I have no idea how I did it, but the moment I heard it start to collapse, I managed to put a soup bowl down, turn around, and literately catch the structure.