Uber Battle Thread

[Wormskull]

This is the uber battle thread. rules: no uber strong actions.
But you can have up to 10 actions per post.
I begin.

1I kill a gnoll camp for xp
2I build a base
3I upgrade it to a mighty castle
4I summon many water elementals
5I build many footmans
6I become the self proclaimed king of lordaeron
7I invade kalimdor
8I make it so the whole planet is invaded by my forces.
9I conjure powerful mages that casts a spell so i can never be defeated
10i conjure a powerful mage so magic can never be casted again.

thus, all the mages goes in dust.

 

[Pins]

1) Dig a hole
2) Put a vegetables in
3) Look it growing
4) Take all vegetables
5) Make a big fire
6) Put my vegetables in a cooking pan
7) Put the cooking pan on the fire
8) Make a soup
9) Eat
10) Be happy.

I am a lordearon peasant

 

[PsychoMagnataur]

1 - Wormskull is stupid
2 - Stupid ripoff idea
3 - Konblade's is better
4 - I punch Wormskull in the face
5 - I kick Wormskull in the crotch
6 - Wormskull is stupid (again)
7 - I have better things to do than listen to worm blah blah
8 - Die Wormskull! Die!
9 - Burn Burn!!
10 - Dont Post Here

 

[RightField]

1. Load up Winamp
2. Browse through the mp3 archive
3. Put on Jamiroquai with Cosmic Girl
4. Activate Shoutcast DSP plugin
5. Start streaming radio
6. Summoning disco dancefloors over the whole world
7. Summoning discoballs over the whole world
8. Unleash the disco dancers
9. Drink beer
10. Dance!

 

[Sansui]

1.picks up a sword
2.cuts off wormskulls head
3.becomes the new king
4.busts all his magic
5.single handedly kills all his people
6.takes over all neighboring planets.
7.puts wormskulls head in a lead box and burns the rest of his body.
8.kills winamp,
9.makes sanamp
10.kills discoballs.

 

[Saikann]

1. starts up photoshop
2. begins skinning.
3. continues skinning
4. continues skinning
5. continues skinning
6. continues skinning
7. continues skinning
8. continues skinning
9. Finish the skin
10. equip myself with my skin, turning me into an unstopable blob.

 

[GreyArchon]

1. Devour a small peninsula with chopsticks.
2. Liberate the gerbils from belgian crossfires.
3. Instantaneously convert grain into 1970's buicks.
4. Contemplate polarisation within rubix cubes.
5. Gather a small army of dancing midget crossdressers.
6. Invest in plastic toothpicks and toenail clippers.
7. View more Emoticons.
8. Give an answer as to why the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
9. Prove einstein wrong with the use of several cans of tunafish.
10. Become lord of the multiverse by merging with the number 42.