Things Warcraft Characters wouldn't say: Take 2

[Nightmare]

Hey everyone, sorry for my long hiatus, college has been sucking up all my time, I'm taking computer classes, and the like.

Anyways I decided to bring this back for some humor for you guys.

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Arthas:Hey Sylvanas, would you like to go out, you know, on a date sometime?

Sylvanas:sure

*A loud rip is hear and a large hole appears*

Kel' Thuzad:YOU FOOLS! YOU'VE TORN THE FABRIC OF REALITY APART!!
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*During the battle at Icecrown, the battle was in favor of Arthas, Illidan and Vashj are pondering what to do*

Vashj:We can surrender

Illidan:No

Vashj:We could send help to get Akama....

Illidan:No way! those Draenai give me the creeps....By the way, where's Kael?

Vashj:Most likely dead

*As if on cue, Kael runs out with an M-16 in hand, a shield in the other, and is dressed in a S.W.A.T. Uniform*

Illidan and Vasj: :shock:

 

[AxlIdiot]

:shock:.....I knew kael had an eerie of S.W.A.T around him , now i know :shock: and for sylvanas and arthas;HOW COULD YOU BREAK THE FABRIC OF REALITY?!
Cloud:*bonks her*
Hey what was that for!?!

 

[ben_xuereb]

Deathknight: For the bi.. i mean lich king...
Tauren Chieftain: EEEK A MOUSE! *jumps on a chair*
Drunk footman: Grab ya horde and fight the sword!

 

[AxlIdiot]

Deathknight: For the bi.. i mean lich king...
Tauren Chieftain: EEEK A MOUSE! *jumps on a chair*
Drunk footman: Grab ya horde and fight the sword!

Uhm was the DeathKnight about to say? ''For the bible?''

 

[ben_xuereb]

B*tch is what the death knight was gonna say

 

[AxlIdiot]

Ooooooooh :lol:

 

[King_Ryan]

Tauren Chieftan: I eat pewp, I will eat it out of a cup for $3, I will even eat it on a live video webcam!
Arthas: Ok, show me NAO
Maiev: Hmm? Is somebody coughing it up?

 

[ben_xuereb]

LOL Ryan to me that sounds like things alot of people wouldnt say.

 

[AxlIdiot]

Obsidian Statue:I need to pee
Lich:OBSIDIAN STATUES CANT PEE BOON
Obsidian Statue:Oops my bad

 

[ben_xuereb]

Lol i can't even remember of them statues can talk.

Illidan: ZoMg I aM n0t PaRaNoId EvErY 0nE hAt3S m3.

Crypt fiend: Incy wincy human climed up the lava spout, out came the lava and burned the human out.

Mountain king: Blood ell ye a shrimpay aint ye?

 

[AxlIdiot]

Everyone hates Illidan because hes L33T :shock:

Lich Host:Welcome to the Weakist Lich! Lich1 what is 10x10?
Lich1:Binz0rs!
Lich Host:You are the weakest lich! Goodbye

 

[ben_xuereb]

Actualy the problem is so many people on BNet like him lol...

 

[King_Ryan]

Everyone hates Illidan because hes L33T :shock:

Lich Host:Welcome to the Weakist Lich! Lich1 what is 10x10?
Lich1:Binz0rs!
Lich Host:You are the weakest lich! Goodbye

You phail.

 

[AxlIdiot]

Actualy the problem is so many people on BNet like him lol...

Only cause hes cool ><

 

[aarkshark]

Elf Priest: Im a gonna kill you mutha f***a!
Grunt: :shock:
........
Murloc: And therefore, the train is moving at 33.367repeating miles per hour.
Everybody: Whats a train?

 

[ben_xuereb]

Actualy the problem is so many people on BNet like him lol...

Only cause hes cool ><

I don't think his cool, just over-powered though still not over-powered enough to beat Arthas lol

 

[AxlIdiot]

Lich2IE :shock:
Lich Host:EEK AN ABOMINATION
Abomination:I come in piece.

 

[King_Ryan]

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Gul'Dan: Hey Illidan.. MY FREAKY SKULL IS TALKING TO YOU..
Illidan: eh?
Gul'Dan: YES.. AND I AM RENAMING YOU SCRUFFY
Illidan: OK
Gul'Dan: Gud :twisted:.
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Arthas: Hey Illidan wanna do the warcraft catina?
Illidan: DO THE WAAAAAAARCRAFT CATINA.. dododdododo
Arthas: Illidan.. I did'nt mean the "catina".. I meant the "cat in a box"
Illidan: Whaaa?, well anyways, I like pancakes.
Arthas: Sure you do.
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Kael: Master Illidan, when are we going to the super-anti-cereal-box-fort?
Illidan: When you start to touch yourself at night
like I ordered you to.
Kael: OK
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Bob the Naga: Read any good cookbooks lately sam?
Sam the Naga: I liek u
Bob the Naga: Lrn705p311z0r nub
Sam the Naga: but me frget anglish at gwade 82?
Bob the Naga: Whaaaa?
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Troll Shaman: Lets go huntin some stinky ogres mon!
Troll Hunter: I have a ogre friend and I find that HIGHLY OFFENSIVE!!!!
Troll Shaman:
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Wert: wewt
Wewt: wert
Burt: BURT :!:
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[Cowss2]

Shade - I reveal all... ur mom is a whore. :twisted:

 

[The_Stormrage]

Malfurion: Lets hack some wood to make a bonfire

 

[Kuhneghetz]

Demonhunter: I've got you now!
The hunted ghost: You can't hurt me! I'm a ghost.
*the demonhunter slices the ghost in half*
The hunted ghost: OW!

 

[AxlIdiot]

*takes abit out of her random story Azerothian wars*
Tyrande:Its not my job to cry
*Deenesa whispers:Your frostsabre died*
*Tyrande begins to swell up tears*
Deenesa:My job here is done

 

[King_Ryan]

*takes abit out of her random story Azerothian wars*
Tyrande:Its not my job to cry
*Deenesa whispers:Your frostsabre died*
*Tyrande begins to swell up tears*
Deenesa:My job here is done

Lies.

 

[AxlIdiot]

Lies.

Uhhhhh?

Murloc:HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS? IT SAID GNOMES ARE GOING TO MAKE CAAAAAAAARS
Human:Whats a car?
Murloc:...*mouth drops*I dont know
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Maiev:ILLIDAN
Illidan:Uh yea?
Maiev:Are you having vacuum cleaner problems again?
Illidan:Uh...no
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Tyrande:I hear Elune talking to me
Priestess:What she say?
Tyrande:She likes pie....
Priestess:I LIKE CHEESE
Other Priestesses:Uhhhhh
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Dwarf rifleman:I shot the bartender. The zeppelin. And your dog
Captain:HOW WE GONNA ESCAPE THEN :?:
Dwarf rifleman:...The boat.. :idea:
Captain:WERE GONNA CRASH THE BOAT :idea:
Dwarf rifleman:Thats stupid :shock:
Captain:I KNOW :!:

 

[ben_xuereb]

Murodin bronzebeard (dead): eh arthas sonny i did warn ye didnt i?
arthas: yea moron thats why i done that because yea shot me doggy!
Murodin: >_<!!!

 

[AxlIdiot]

Lol><

Goblin:Finally the ultimate machine has been created! im going to call it....Amp
Amp:Whaaaaaa? you mean....IM AN AMPLIFER?!
Goblin:With this beauty i can get a fortune! oh the sweeeeeeet money
Gnome:MY MACHINE OWNS YOURS
Rage:What the small thing said
Gnome:T____________________T
Amp:It reminds me of Piccolo from DBZ
Goblin:WTF?
Gnome:WTF?
Rage:WTF?
Amp:Whats teh m4tt3r R4g3? n0t us3 to l33tz0rs. mwuh4h4h4h4h4h4h4
Rage:L0L 1 4m
Amp:BRING IT!!!*fight*
Goblin:So uhm Gnome...want to go Mcdonalds?
Gnome:Eh sure why not.

 

[Afronight_76]

This thread is filled with spam and truly fails with unfunny. somone please lock it!

 

[AxlIdiot]

You probly dont have that sense of humour

 

[Nightmare]

This thread is filled with spam and truly fails with unfunny. somone please lock it!

That's not nice Afro, just because you don't like it means you can lock it?

That's being a bit selfish eh?

 

[AxlIdiot]

What Nightmare said P:

Death Knight:IN THIS BLOODY DAWN
I WILL WASH MY SOUL
TO CALL THE SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE
TO DENY MY WISDOM FOR ANGER
TO BREAK THE SCREAM OF THE SILENT FOOL
TO BE A KNIGHTRIDER OF DOOM...
Lich:HES DRUNK :shock:
Dreadlord:IM A FLYINNGGGGG*hits the world tree*...Ow...

 

[ben_xuereb]

rofl axl i think all of em are drunk XD

and afro even if this is spam its not like other topics arnt...besides its better then just having a dead forum :O

 

[AxlIdiot]

Ya! P:

Death Knight:Kelly im bored
Kel'Thuzad:Ok, STOP CALLING ME KELLY
Death Knight:Ok...Kelly
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Druid:WE OWNED SAPPHIRON
Footman:YA! LETS KILL KEL'THUZAD!
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Dreadlord:Sir the warriors enter
Kel'Thuzad:Fools enter at their own peril, Death Knight go kill them
Death Knight:OK KELLY!
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Death Knight:...Omg owned by noobs...
Rifleman:YA
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Kel'Thuzad:Hi! Im Kel'Thuzad, now your privilege ends here
Druid:NEVA!
*Kel'Thuzad uses Death&Decay and all the heroes die in 3 seconds*
Skeleton Warrior:Haha the **** WHAT WAS THAT? lol!
Kel'Thuzad:OH!

 

[Afronight_76]

I have no authority to lock this thread, I'm just saying that this thread is full of lame.

 

[AxlIdiot]

I got a question(to afro):
And im gonna feel stupid saying this but:
1)Why did you even look at this thread if ya know it was not going to be funny?
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Mountain King: :idea:
Paladin:...Yea?
Mountain King:Im going to rename you....PALADIN THE P***K
Paladin:No! call me Paladin the Gay
Mountain King: :shock:
Paladin:
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Crypt Lord:Im too large to fly, but catapults! THEY'LL MAKE ME FLY WEHAW!
Lich:HES DRUNK :shock:
Death Knight:Has hell frozen over yet?
Lich:NOP!
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Sheep:Footman
Footman:EEK A TALKING SHEEP!
Sheep:Immmmm manipppppulllaaaaattinnng yooooouuuu
Footman:OK
Sheep:Im going to call you Fluffy :twisted:
Footman:OK
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Murloc:Gnamgnamgnamgnam
Murloc:Bluh?
Murloc:GNAMAMAMAAMAMA!
Paladin:BY THE LIGHT I CANT STAND THAT NOISE!*jumps off a cliff*
Murloc: :?:
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Warden:Apparently were spammming here
Huntress:Whats spam?
Wardenunno, whats that your riding?
Huntress:NIGHTSABER!
Warden:WHaaa?
Huntress:NIGHTFU--I mean Nightsaber.

 

[King_Ryan]

Demon Hunter: Real Demon hunters... Create pretty boy magazines!!

 

[AxlIdiot]

Goblin:YO
Grom:Hi
Goblin:YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO
Grom:....
Goblin:So yea neways...CHECK OUT THAT GUY....He fell in the PIIIIIIIIIIT
Shaman:I can feel within the rock, there is much hate, and angerrrrr
Grunt:GET OUT GET OUT! You dunno what the bloody thing is
Blademaster:Ahhh can somebody get me out please somebody get me out*infernal wakes up and steps on him*BLAHGURGUGYUGH*retarded painful scream*
Everyone:*gasp*
Huntress:BY ELUNE! THE BURNING LEGION HAS COME AGAIN
Tyrande:Yay lets PWN them
Huntress:K

 

[EveOfFire]

Linc: Okay, I say we should build two more... are you listening you stupid Acolyte? Oh f**k you are a taliban! Second time this week...
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Acolyte: I'm too sexy for my hood, too sexy for my hood, oh so sexy...

 

[Emperor Ing]

Illidan: Have you found the WMDs yet?
Naga siren: In my pants!
Illidan: :shock:
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paladin: Z0MG WTF 15 TH4T?!?
footman: uhh L33Tspeak hasnt been invented yet
paladin: thats y i invented it
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Priest: Hi
Child: hello
:shock: :x :shock: :lol: :twisted:
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Footman: what do you want demon?!?
Banshee: you are under my command!
Footman: *hypnotized* i am under your command boss me around
Banshee: go f*ck yourself
Footman: *orgasm*
Banshee: :shock:
yup this has not been a useless waste of my precious time!

 

[aarkshark]

Footman: WoW sucks! Go play GW!
Everyone Else: :shock: You are SO dead!
Blizzard: :twisted: *murloc warcry*
Footman: :shock: OH GOD!

 

[Shamanruler]

I have no authority to lock this thread, I'm just saying that this thread is full of lame.

i give you authority to save comedy from being pissed on

 

[DarkShadow]

I have no authority to lock this thread, I'm just saying that this thread is full of lame.

I share that opinion and have the authority. But, hey, let those guys have some fun, at least no one gets hurt (except my sense of humor).

 

[Emperor Ing]

this thread is frickin hilarious dont lock it!

 

[EveOfFire]

I agree, some of them are hilarious :shock:

 

[undeadorcjerk]

Ive had a couple laughs. Why do you want to close this, it isnt hurting anyone.

 

[Killer_Mushroom]

It's hurting me.

 

[Shamanruler]

It's hurting me.

 

[Nightmare]

I live!

Well I'm alive...I think... anyways here's one

Illidan:Kael, attack the Frost Wyrms!
Kael:*exactly like Vader* I have you now!
Illidan:What?
Vashj:It seems Nightmare has been screwing with the voices again...
Illidan:Oh crap....

 

[undeadorcjerk]

Footman:Where did my sword go, where did my sword go, WHERE DID MY SWORD GO?
Knightpulls the clearly visable sword from the footman's sword holder and stabs him with it)
Footman:I FOUND IT, it was in my che...(footman falls over dead)
Knight: :twisted:

 

[Kuhneghetz]

Tyrande: <talks about Elune and nightelves stuffs> blablablablabla...

Illidan: ......

*Illidan puts a sticky paper on Tyrande's mouth*

The sticky paper says "DO NOT OPEN UNTIL XMAS!"

 

[JarrardKO]

Not to offend anyone but most of the replies here are pretty lame (AxlIdiot). Again though, I don't mean to offend anyone.