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Things Warcraft Characters wouldn't say: Take 2

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Nightmare, Aug 29, 2006.

  1. Kuhneghetz

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    Demonhunter: I've got you now!
    The hunted ghost: You can't hurt me! I'm a ghost.
    *the demonhunter slices the ghost in half*
    The hunted ghost: OW!
     
  2. AxlIdiot

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    *takes abit out of her random story Azerothian wars*
    Tyrande:Its not my job to cry
    *Deenesa whispers:Your frostsabre died*
    *Tyrande begins to swell up tears*
    Deenesa:My job here is done
     
  3. King_Ryan

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    Lies.
     
  4. AxlIdiot

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    Uhhhhh?

    Murloc:HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS? IT SAID GNOMES ARE GOING TO MAKE CAAAAAAAARS
    Human:Whats a car?
    Murloc:...*mouth drops*I dont know
    ===
    Maiev:ILLIDAN
    Illidan:Uh yea?
    Maiev:Are you having vacuum cleaner problems again?
    Illidan:Uh...no
    ===
    Tyrande:I hear Elune talking to me
    Priestess:What she say?
    Tyrande:She likes pie....
    Priestess:I LIKE CHEESE
    Other Priestesses:Uhhhhh
    ===
    Dwarf rifleman:I shot the bartender. The zeppelin. And your dog
    Captain:HOW WE GONNA ESCAPE THEN :?:
    Dwarf rifleman:...The boat.. :idea:
    Captain:WERE GONNA CRASH THE BOAT :idea:
    Dwarf rifleman:Thats stupid :shock:
    Captain:I KNOW :!:
     
  5. ben_xuereb

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    Murodin bronzebeard (dead): eh arthas sonny i did warn ye didnt i?
    arthas: yea moron thats why i done that because yea shot me doggy!
    Murodin: >_<!!!
     
  6. AxlIdiot

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    Lol><

    Goblin:Finally the ultimate machine has been created! im going to call it....Amp
    Amp:Whaaaaaa? you mean....IM AN AMPLIFER?!
    Goblin:With this beauty i can get a fortune! oh the sweeeeeeet money
    Gnome:MY MACHINE OWNS YOURS
    Rage:What the small thing said
    Gnome:T____________________T
    Amp:It reminds me of Piccolo from DBZ
    Goblin:WTF?
    Gnome:WTF?
    Rage:WTF?
    Amp:Whats teh m4tt3r R4g3? n0t us3 to l33tz0rs. mwuh4h4h4h4h4h4h4
    Rage:L0L 1 4m :)
    Amp:BRING IT!!!*fight*
    Goblin:So uhm Gnome...want to go Mcdonalds?
    Gnome:Eh sure why not.
     
  7. Afronight_76

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    This thread is filled with spam and truly fails with unfunny. somone please lock it!
     
  8. AxlIdiot

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    You probly dont have that sense of humour
     
  9. Nightmare

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    That's not nice Afro, just because you don't like it means you can lock it?

    That's being a bit selfish eh?
     
  10. AxlIdiot

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    What Nightmare said P:

    Death Knight:IN THIS BLOODY DAWN
    I WILL WASH MY SOUL
    TO CALL THE SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE
    TO DENY MY WISDOM FOR ANGER
    TO BREAK THE SCREAM OF THE SILENT FOOL
    TO BE A KNIGHTRIDER OF DOOM...
    Lich:HES DRUNK :shock:
    Dreadlord:IM A FLYINNGGGGG*hits the world tree*...Ow...
     
  11. ben_xuereb

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    rofl axl i think all of em are drunk XD

    and afro even if this is spam its not like other topics arnt...besides its better then just having a dead forum :O
     
  12. AxlIdiot

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    Ya! P:

    Death Knight:Kelly im bored
    Kel'Thuzad:Ok, STOP CALLING ME KELLY
    Death Knight:Ok...Kelly
    --
    Druid:WE OWNED SAPPHIRON
    Footman:YA! LETS KILL KEL'THUZAD!
    --
    Dreadlord:Sir the warriors enter
    Kel'Thuzad:Fools enter at their own peril, Death Knight go kill them
    Death Knight:OK KELLY!
    --
    Death Knight:...Omg owned by noobs...
    Rifleman:YA
    --
    Kel'Thuzad:Hi! Im Kel'Thuzad, now your privilege ends here
    Druid:NEVA!
    *Kel'Thuzad uses Death&Decay and all the heroes die in 3 seconds*
    Skeleton Warrior:Haha the **** WHAT WAS THAT? lol!
    Kel'Thuzad:OH!
     
  13. Afronight_76

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    I have no authority to lock this thread, I'm just saying that this thread is full of lame.
     
  14. AxlIdiot

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    I got a question(to afro):
    And im gonna feel stupid saying this but:
    1)Why did you even look at this thread if ya know it was not going to be funny?
    ======================
    Mountain King: :idea:
    Paladin:...Yea?
    Mountain King:Im going to rename you....PALADIN THE P***K
    Paladin:No! call me Paladin the Gay
    Mountain King: :shock:
    Paladin: :)
    ======================
    Crypt Lord:Im too large to fly, but catapults! THEY'LL MAKE ME FLY WEHAW!
    Lich:HES DRUNK :shock:
    Death Knight:Has hell frozen over yet?
    Lich:NOP!
    ====================
    Sheep:Footman
    Footman:EEK A TALKING SHEEP!
    Sheep:Immmmm manipppppulllaaaaattinnng yooooouuuu
    Footman:OK
    Sheep:Im going to call you Fluffy :twisted:
    Footman:OK :p
    ===================
    Murloc:Gnamgnamgnamgnam
    Murloc:Bluh?
    Murloc:GNAMAMAMAAMAMA!
    Paladin:BY THE LIGHT I CANT STAND THAT NOISE!*jumps off a cliff*
    Murloc: :?:
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    Warden:Apparently were spammming here
    Huntress:Whats spam?
    Warden:Dunno, whats that your riding?
    Huntress:NIGHTSABER!
    Warden:WHaaa?
    Huntress:NIGHTFU--I mean Nightsaber.
     
  15. King_Ryan

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    Demon Hunter: Real Demon hunters... Create pretty boy magazines!!
     
  16. AxlIdiot

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    Goblin:YO
    Grom:Hi
    Goblin:YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO
    Grom:....
    Goblin:So yea neways...CHECK OUT THAT GUY....He fell in the PIIIIIIIIIIT
    Shaman:I can feel within the rock, there is much hate, and angerrrrr
    Grunt:GET OUT GET OUT! You dunno what the bloody thing is
    Blademaster:Ahhh can somebody get me out please somebody get me out*infernal wakes up and steps on him*BLAHGURGUGYUGH*retarded painful scream*
    Everyone:*gasp*
    Huntress:BY ELUNE! THE BURNING LEGION HAS COME AGAIN
    Tyrande:Yay lets PWN them
    Huntress:K
     
  17. EveOfFire

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    Linc: Okay, I say we should build two more... are you listening you stupid Acolyte? Oh f**k you are a taliban! Second time this week...
    ------------------------------------------

    Acolyte: I'm too sexy for my hood, too sexy for my hood, oh so sexy...
     
  18. Emperor Ing

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    Illidan: Have you found the WMDs yet?
    Naga siren: In my pants!
    Illidan: :shock:
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    paladin: Z0MG WTF 15 TH4T?!?
    footman: uhh L33Tspeak hasnt been invented yet
    paladin: thats y i invented it
    ------------
    Priest: Hi
    Child: hello
    :shock: :D :x :shock: :eek: :lol: :twisted:
    ------------
    Footman: what do you want demon?!?
    Banshee: you are under my command!
    Footman: *hypnotized* i am under your command boss me around
    Banshee: go f*ck yourself
    Footman: *orgasm*
    Banshee: :shock:
    yup this has not been a useless waste of my precious time! :)
     
  19. aarkshark

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    Footman: WoW sucks! Go play GW!
    Everyone Else: :shock: You are SO dead!
    Blizzard: :twisted: *murloc warcry*
    Footman: :shock: OH GOD!
     
  20. Shamanruler

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    i give you authority to save comedy from being pissed on