Things Warcraft Characters wouldn't say: Take 2

[BlackArmsShadow]

Peon: Why you poking me?
*clicking sound*
Peon: Stop poking me!
*clicking sound*
Peon: Quit it!
*clicking sound*
Peon: I SAID STOP IT!
*clicking sound*
Peon: GET YOUR F***ING HAND OFF ME!
*clicking sound*
Peon: THAT'S IT MUTHAF***A! RRRRRRRRRARRRRRRRRGH! *jumps out of the screen and starts beating you with his gold bag*

 

[Killer_Mushroom]

Oh god, this thread has come to pervert another forum.

 

[Christers]

*Grunt falls on knees next to a Sorceress*
Grunt: Wilt thou marry me?
*Sorceress looks in mirror*
Grunt: (repeats question)
*Sorceress looks at grunt*
Sorceress: Na...
*Grunt runs away crying*
*Sorceress calls her friend on a cell phone, but then immediately realises that cell phones dont exist in WC and rips the fabric of the universe apart...again*


Christers

 

[HappyTauren]

How did orcs corrupt? Shor story...

Orc Raider: Anyone seen my dog?
Grunt: He ran away.
Orc Raider: Why
Grunt: Bucause you he made poop in officer's bed!
*Raider goes to forest and finds his dog*
Orc Raider: Well, thats BAD dog! Why did you run away?!
Dog: I made poop at officer's bad
Orc Raider Well, that is WORSE dog!
Dog Jerk Grom was telling us how to stand in battle
Orc Raider That's the reason!?
Dog Yesssssss
Orc Raider GROM IS GONNA DEMOTE ME! ARGH!!
*Tries to kill dog*
*Dog Eats Raider*
Orc Raider: Thats THE WORST dog!
*Soon dog pukes Raider, considering what he has done*
Orc Raider: WoW! I always wanted to be undead!
*Kills his dog*
Dog WoW! We are demons now!
*Then they gone to Grom and told 'im how to become demons*

...soon whole race is corrupted...

 

[Lowly Noob]

crypt keeper

anyone realize there is more to crypt fiends saying

what tangled webs we weave (when we pratice to decieve)

 

[brad.dude03]

Yes but the rest doesn't pertain to the whole spider things so it's left there as a reference, but its still relevant see.

 

[Lowly Noob]

dumb story

new scene

a paladin commander and his subcommander of an army come to a bridge in the mountains

they both go to the middle of the bridge

subcommander;where are we heading
commander: to a pub for a drink
subcommander; (starts to dance the macarana)
commander; pushes the subcommander of the bridge
then gases form around commander and he goes off too
here its a undead shade

THE END

proably stupid right

 

[Killer_Mushroom]

Very moronic.

 

[HappyTauren]

Very moronic.

yeah... this thread is all moronic... anyway, mushrum, did you pm ralle to merge you with cerestes?

 

[brad.dude03]

Yessir incredibly stupid. I think this thread needs to end. Was funny at the beginning but the originality rapidly wore off and by now it's totally gone.

 

[Killer_Mushroom]

yeah... this thread is all moronic... anyway, mushrum, did you pm ralle to merge you with cerestes?

My account here was deleted, so I am using my existing wc3sear one.

Back on topic: This thread should die.

 

[operator]

Paladin: FOR THE HORDE!!!

lol, that one sucked

 

[brad.dude03]

mannoroth: you know, pitlords have feelings too
thrall: WTF?!?!?1
mannoroth: being pushed around by the burning legion all of your eternal life isn't always easy you know, sometimes I cry
thrall: WTF!?!?!?!?!
mannoroth: Only the blood of the innocent can ease my pain
thrall: EMO!