Things Warcraft 3 Characters would never say

[Nightmare]

Much like my Anime Outtakes except with WC3

example:

Admiral Proudmoore:This battle decides it all

Thrall:It will be the nd

AP:Let this be a victory

Thrall:G4!

AP:CURSES! YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!

(Funny or not, I don't care, this is just an example)

So go ahead and put up your ideas

 

[Matt540 sheep god!]

As much as I hate you...

Garithos: Alright, Forget the towers, just destroy the portal! Use these explosives to destory it!
Captain: Alright sir!
Garithos: ALRIGHT!! LETS DO THIS!!! LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Captain: Oh god I think garithos Just went in!
Garithos: *gets sniped by death towers* X_X

*At the black citadel*
Kil'jaden: *Rises, and hits head against a celing* *Collapses*
Illadan: What the!? I didnt know there was a celing here!

Lich king: lets us form into one!
Arthas: *Jabs frostemourne into ice, Frostsmourne breaks* Oh...crap.
Illidan: *Butchers arthas for revenge*
Maleiv: *Kills illidan for vengence*
Furion: *Kills maleiv for saying tyrande was dead*
Kael: *Kills furion for stealing his revenge*
Garithos: *Kills kael for betrayal*
Vashj: *Kills garithos for killing Kael*
Kiljaden: *Kills vashj for not aiding illidan in killing arthas*
Arthas: *Kills kiljaden for trying to kill him* Ok..lets try this again.
*cycle repeats endlessly*

 

[Nightmare]

Arthas:I'm original style!

Illidan:How?

Arthas:I'm the only guy with SIlver hair and a big sword

Everyone:........

Arthas:What?

*Classical music starts up*

*Images of Sephiroth, Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Dante, Vergil, and Sparda show on the TV*

Arthas:At least I'm evil

*now there are only clips of Sephiroth, Sesshomaru and Vergil*

Arthas'oh!

 

[Gauntlet2021]

Sylvanas(evil): and from this moment on, we shall be known as the forsaken!
Dreadlord:* stab from behind.

 

[Nightmare]

Illidan:OK Demon Hunters on three, 1, 2 ,3

Illidan and Demon hunters:*singing* We can see clearly now the rain has gone. We can see all obstacles in our way.

 

[Rui]

Sylvanas: Arthas, I love you.

T_T

 

[Kuhneghetz]

Lady Vashj: Waiter! I would like a fried fish meal, thank you.

-_-

Ner'zhul: My armor feels a bit rusty.
Arthas: Well duh! You were trapped in the frozen throne for a long time.
Ner'zhul: Oh!

...

 

[Nightmare]

Arthas: *at the top of Ice Crown* OK, now to free you

???: WAIT!

Arthas: Huh? and you are....

Nazgul: A nazgul

Arthas: Why does that sound suspiciously like
Nazrethim?

Nazgul: I dunno, anyways that suit of Armor is mine

Lich King: Oh crap.....

Arthas: How?

Nazgul: I'm the Witch King!

Arthas: Witch King.....So the Lich King isn't really all powerful?

Witch King: Not on his own! He stole some of my power

Arthas: LICH KING YOUR A FAKE!!!

Lich King: ummm uhhh oh! This armor will self-destruct in 5 seconds *beep beep beep beep beep*

Arthas: Oh sh--

*Arthas runs in slo-mo and jumps off, the Mission Impossible theme is playing*

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Kael: dude.....my hands are so like.....big......I can see the colors.......I can see air......

Vashj: Lord Illidan I think you gave him too much magic......

Illidan: Yeah, I think I overdid it

 

[Matt540 sheep god!]

Vashj: We will aid you in crossing these waters.
Kael: Thank you Vashj!
*hops on, 1 second later*
Vashj G*D D*MN*T KAEL!! HOW MUCH DO Y-
*Both sink to the bottom of the water*

 

[Nightmare]

*After the secret level, Illidan, Kael, and Vash are looking at the portal*

Illidan: OK Vashj go in

Vashj: No way I don't like that portal

Illidan: It's been tested it's fine

Vashj: We threw rocks through it!

Kael: Yeah and they came out the other side

Vashj: Yeah but it was hot and covered in black stuff

Illidan: What are you afraid a little black stuff?

Vashj: Yes I am afraid of the black stuff

Illidan: Vashj I almost hate to do this to you....

Vashj: You wouldn't......

*Illidan slowly raises a gun*

Illidan: We can do this two ways 1. you go through or 2. I kill you and we go through

Vashj: OK......FOR BALIN!!!! *slithers through*

*Illidan and Kael wait a few minutes*

Kael: I think something bad happened to her

Illidan: Yeah probably not a good idea to go through that one

 

[Gauntlet2021]

Arthas: Hey dad, look at this cool glowing sword I found.
*slips and kills king.
Arthas: uh.. you might wanna lie here if this ever becomes a game.


Illidan: Three cheers for laser eye surgery!


Archimonde: Im too tired to dominate today. Maybe tomorrow.


Spirit Wolf: meow!

 

[Nightmare]

Kel Thuzad: I'm feeling fat

Arthas: And sassy

Sylvanas: ahaha

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Sylvanas: *singing in a little girl voice to Arthas* You're my honeybunch, superplum, shnooky-wooky lumpkins, you're my sweetiepie, your my cupycakes, gumdrop, shnookims-wookims, you're.....the apple of my eye

Arthas: ...........f**k

 

[Kuhneghetz]

Lord Garithos: The only non-good human is a dead non-human.
Kael: Whatever, you fat f*gg*t!
Lord Garithos: What did you say, prince Kael?
Kael: I said I've squished a bad maggot.
Lord Garithos: Oh!

...

Arthas: *sniff* Did someone just farted?
Sylvanas: It's me, Arthas.
Arthas: How could you!
Sylvanas: I'm dead. I always smell like that.
Arthas: *speechless quote*......Go and take a shower, woman. Your stinch is worse than a chicken crap.

 

[Nightmare]

*Malfurion and Tyrande are at a museum*

Malfurion: Tyrande there is no pets allowed here!

Tyrande: *hugging her Tiger* BUT I DON'T WANNA LEAVE FLUFFY!!!

Malfurion: You can see Fluffy after we're done now let's go

Tyrande: *getting dragged away* NOOOOO!!! FLUFFY!!!

 

[Dracula]

*Malfurion and Tyrande are at a museum*

Malfurion: Tyrande there is no pets allowed here!

Tyrande: *hugging her Tiger* BUT I DON'T WANNA LEAVE FLUFFY!!!

Malfurion: You can see Fluffy after we're done now let's go

Tyrande: *getting dragged away* NOOOOO!!! FLUFFY!!!

her tigers name is not fluffy...

 

[Nightmare]

*Malfurion and Tyrande are at a museum*

Malfurion: Tyrande there is no pets allowed here!

Tyrande: *hugging her Tiger* BUT I DON'T WANNA LEAVE FLUFFY!!!

Malfurion: You can see Fluffy after we're done now let's go

Tyrande: *getting dragged away* NOOOOO!!! FLUFFY!!!

her tigers name is not fluffy...

This is why the thread is called "Things Warcraft III characters would NEVER say"

 

[King_Ryan]

A priest a paladin and Varimathas walk into a bar.
Varimathas: hey paladin are you gonna smight me?
Paladin: no
Priest and Varimathas:...
Varimathas: ok then... *walks away slowly*
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Arthas: *is about to own illidan to get to the frozen throne*
few seconds later...
Arthas: wait illidan, I have been thinking, what if we start up as a team?
Illidan: Fine
Arthas: *pulls frostmourne away*
Both of them: *look at eachother*
Illidan: *quickly stabbed arthas* HAH!!!

 

[penguinsmasher]

arthas: Kel'thuzad, your under arrest for operating without a surgeon's liscense.
kel'thuzad: prove it!
arthas: exhibit A!
(points to a nearby abomination)
kel'thuzad: Curses! you've discovered my plans!

 

[Ihaterednecks]

Sargeras: (Well, since he's just floating around the Twisting Nether, he might get bored and make a huge life descision: "Maybe I should stop invading and destroying Worlds, I'll join the WDA Club. World Destroyers Anonymous." (Not Funny)

 

[Nightmare]

Vashj:My lord we have a letter fom Nintendo!

Illidan:Really? let me see it

*Illidan opens the letter*

Dear Illidan,

You have been invited to join Super Smash Bros. Brawl, you must come to Nintendo with the invitation to get put in.

Sincerly,

Nintendo.


Illidan:Me? In SSBB? AWESOME!! I AM THE GREATEST!!

*Illidan accidentally uses Mana Burn and burns the letter*

Illidan:No....no! IT'S NOT FAIR!!! NOOOO!!!!!

(With Nintendo)

Guy:He burned it.

Producer:Then keep him out of it, looks like he didn't want to join after all....[/i]