The War

[trolman]

nerubians,what nerubians?

 

[Tleno]

Thats right, its just a pointless random number that should confuse us...

 

[Tleno]

I didn't see any Nerubians there either!





Actually I did.

 

[trolman]

oh mah gawd the peasant found out!

 

[Tleno]

Have I ever told you how I got these scars I am a psychic and can read people's minds?

 

[trolman]

psychic?HE'S A WITCH BURN HIM!*a crowd of peasants starts chasing tleno with torches*

 

[AIagremm]

Hey! Peasants are a trademark of TlenoTech!

 

[trolman]

ihazemtoo!

 

[AIagremm]

He is breaking the law! You must find a new worker trolman.

 

[Tleno]

Breaking the lawl? who?
So what I'm probably maybe with a small possibilty psychic?

 

[AIagremm]

No, you're a... a... random person!

 

[trolman]

we're at war so does it really matter if I break your laws?it doesent

 

[Tleno]

Well there are war laws too... besides you knight have those knight honor codex things?
okay, angry trolls attacking me gain, bye!

 

[trolman]

Im a dark knight and by that I understand that I can break all the codex but still get the chicks cuz im a knight(i follow them usually).But peasants are a uneversal thing just like water and air.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Al I wouldn't advise going to Azjol Nerub!

Everyone close your eyes now! (Windu it was an easy mistake to make! But it is also my thought! I mean what sort of a Nerubian King was Human forces? One who can ressurect Humans who dispise Trolman, thats who!)

Right unless you are called Trolman you can open your eyes!

* A gnome does an impression of Trolman, we all laugh!*

Right, Trolman you can look now! =D

 

[trolman]

I wonder how it looked........

 

[Legion_King]

Pause/Break

 

[AIagremm]

Wha? ANyway ok, I wont go to Azjol-Nerub. Guess there is only one thing left for us... go to Ironforge for beer and hammer shopping! For Khaz Modan! For Ironforge!

 

[Azsure]

Aa ikutsumono yoru wo koete ♫ ♪
kootta yume to kieyukun namida ♪
woe me woe me love me ♫
♫ ♪
hito wo aisenai ♪
demo mi ga nikui ♫
kokomade aruitemo owari ga mienai ♪

kako no kieku wo michizureni ♪
kono mi wa nani iro de somariyukunodarou
kotae wo sagashiteru ♪


Oh, where I was? nevermind...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

It would seem the disscusion has died down!

 

[Windu]

/offtopic
So then go check out my thread: Goblin Village Defence!
(It is in the map development section)
I am searching for alpha testers :d

 

[dead-man-walking]

Pick me! Pick me!

 

[trolman]

Im here.........beleh last night i got called to an emergency meeting with some of the knights and we whent on a secret mission to drink all of the beer ashenvale has.
Mission completed!

 

[AIagremm]

EVIL!!! EVIL I tells ya! EEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!

 

[trolman]

Wut?Just had 10 cups of beer,then on the tenth one i felt sick and puked.....currently my stomache still hurts and i dont even whanna think about alcohol.....
And its not that evil,they made me smoke but I sayed "Get this shit out of my face you faggot."
Oh there was also a bird on the tree we were under and it shat on my friends.......

 

[AIagremm]

Huh? Well if you put it that way... NOT THAT EVIL!!! BUT STILL EVIL!!! BUT NOT AS MUCH EEEEEVIIIIL AS I THOUGHT!!!

 

[trolman]

It wasnt that evil...........
Anyways lets talk bout teh war.

 

[AIagremm]

Teh war? What about it?

 

[trolman]

The battle on hyjalshgoaaorjhoqjn;o whatever its called,the place were the World Tree its.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh, Hyjal Summit?

 

[trolman]

Probably..........im waiting for the others to be active so we could kill Sergeras....but how.......

 

[trolman]

bump.................
Oh well i can still have peasants in the empire because 1 They're human,2They're builders 3They are universal just like water and grass.

 

[Legion_King]

and mountain

 

[trolman]

mountains arent really that much........

 

[Legion_King]

We found an eredar and the sorcerers say that he is Archimonde but I considered that as a nonsense, but I haven't seen that eredar yet. Maybe he is, but 3%.

 

[AIagremm]

So... when will you guys actually defend the tree.

 

[trolman]

If that was Archemonde you'd be dead allready....
We are defending the tree.Currently the attackers are mostrly undead(the ones following the Dreadlords)..........

 

[Legion_King]

I will defend when the legion is near the tree because most of my men are in Borean Tundra and they have their eyes on the demons to find out what are they doing, and I will reach the tree so fast because I have to air ships I will help a bit because I'm afraid trolman will hit my forces.

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah... are you going to make some sort of a trap for them?

 

[Legion_King]

trolman, did Rage Winterchill come or not? Did you defeat them?

 

[Legion_King]

I planted many traps for my enemies before, and most of them worked, I think this should do it for demons, too.

 

[trolman]

Whos Rage Winterchill?
Wait Im not fighting alongside the undead bloodelfs!

 

[AIagremm]

The lich who attacked the tree in RoC?

 

[Legion_King]

yea, the first wave was started I guess.
trolman, I don't count you and your men as something that is in Azeroth, I want to fight by my own, and I don't care about you, as if you are even defeated defending the tree, I would not care about that and continue fighting the demons, because they won't cause trouble only for you and your allies.

 

[dead-man-walking]

Rage Winterchill. Dreadlord: Anetheron. Pit Lord: Azgalor.

 

[Legion_King]

(That was about DP, not real )

 

[trolman]

Lich,ok lets see........ghoul,abomnination,dreadlord,necromancer,skeleton,ah there he is the lich dude you were talking about!He's far away from my batleposition.

 

[Legion_King]

dead-man-walking, you missed this one: Doom Guard: Kaz'rogal.

 

[Tleno]

Alright commmrade Alagremm, what is the current situation with our forces in Stalingrad Azeroth?
I hope furher Trolman is not going to attack our commrades dwarves, but if he'll start a siege and surround them, they are definetly gonna beg us to send reinforcements to them...

 

[trolman]

Dont worry ive took the best generals and most of the army with me in Ashenvele to help defend the World Trees.Trolgirl is left in charge of the empire.