The War

[AIagremm]

Dont worry, I've talked to Magni about that.
/flashback
"Hey lad, what you think about going to feast and then dont let dat bastard Trolmon on the dwarven lands! For Ironforge!"
"For Khaz Modan! All right, lets discuss it in the feast hall with a keg of dwarven ale from Anvilmar!"
"Lets go Magni! For Muradin's beard!"

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm... Clawren could really try to assasinate her, but then you would have to retreat and that would weaken the defenders of the world tree... hmmm...

 

[AIagremm]

Oh and Im gonna make a pic abour our forces arriving to Khaz Modan.

 

[Tleno]

Good thing I gave you that beard growth potion thing, Al... anyway, I have no idea how to communicate with other world and where to find that temple, my people don't know that too so you should lead them...

 

[AIagremm]

Well Im not there! Its Neltharaku. Strangely I havent tought him the... Dwarfkingtalk! *Gong* But he is excellent in it.

SLA should really make a communicator or something. Somebody make it! Even Trolgirl or Tiri or Ronnie!

 

[Tleno]

*Ronnie picks his nose and then asks "what?"*
Oh, okay, that Neltharaku guy looks fine... he can lead my people too... you know, I think gnomes could make that communicator thing...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

BTW if we are in trouble at the World Tree then Spiderling shall portal the Nerubians there to help! (Baring in mind that the Reborn are already at the summit)

 

[AIagremm]

SLA, shouldnt you be looking for... erm, I dont know, stones?

 

[trolman]

Kill my sister?Will you really dare to do that,I mean if she dies,I'll screw the defence of the World Tree get back in Trolmania open the rift,gaughter every single person who could weld a weapon into a giant militia,guather my army,a part of the Stormwind army,hire all the wierd freeks living in my empire as mercenarys and put a 30,000,000 milion gold coins bounty on your head.Even if you use a nuke you'll use it in Draenorsh because thats were 90% of the empire will be (i'll open several portals everywere) in draenorsh,you wouldnt know who to nuke and in the end you'll get killed.

 

[Tleno]

No wait SLA, what about us? We need you to create a communicator for our people so we could tell them how to get to that magical temple thingy and restore the connection of Azeroth and Draenosh... this time forever!

 

[AIagremm]

Ha! I expected you could open the portal from the other side, so I create a barrier, allowing only members of Triumvirate and chosen people to open the portals to Draenosh!

 

[Tleno]

Trolface, firstly I would teleport the nuke directly to Belene using H.C.R.G. because the rift would be open then, that would demoralize all your people (and as we know militia has really low morale) and they would just flee... plus in case of emergency I can allways teleport my island somewhere where humanity has neer been before... oh, also its really fun to shot at militia with heavy cannons, its like that secret TD level in Blood Elf campaing...

 

[trolman]

I didnt say i was going to open a portal but now that you mentioned it > i never will....or allow anyone else to do.

 

[Legion_King]

Alright, alright trolman, we learned that you have 30,000,000 milion gold coins and that you know nuke, better get back to the World Tree discussion.

 

[trolman]

duh im the biggest nation in teh universe....wait the sea legion could be bigger...but the biggest surface nation!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I already have a magic stone! It was in the Centre of a Blue! As non-Nerubians are going to use it I have found a stone from a Green! My clever Nerubians (Me included) are working on the construction of it!

 

[AIagremm]

Excelent.

 

[Legion_King]

Soon, your empire and your nation will torn apart, no king or emperor can rule that surface around the world.

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, you know that Clawren is still in Azeroth plus he with my lodge members can allways create a dirty nuke from all the magical junk... hey, I could steal a transport zepelin, then crush it into Belene twin towers, then you'd say you are gonna fight terrorism and open a portal to Draenosh to fight me but actually to steal all our unobtainium, then you would find me with my beard in a cave and kill me but terrorists would still attack you and your people would hate you and on next ellection they would choose some Tauren/elf/whatever guy who's name starts from O.

 

[trolman]

And why is that LKD?
Good point but there wont be an elaction and I'll kill all your people,and you already have a beard.

 

[AIagremm]

Plus you would grow a beard and no one would want to go back with you in Trolmania.

 

[Tleno]

Yes, but I would grow a second beard! whatever that would mean.
So as you see trolman, you should not resist to us our you'll pay...

 

[trolman]

I kinda allready do have a beard.... yes they would.

 

[trolman]

pay for what?

 

[Tleno]

For closing the portal... you know how much customers I lost?

 

[trolman]

pritty bad reason......but hey now you've got customers in Draenorsh.

 

[Tleno]

I allways had customers in Draenosh... -.-

 

[trolman]

but now you wont have to lose money for transport,pritty good point huh,HUH?

 

[Legion_King]

trolman, you can't control your kingdom for too long by your self unless you let other people you trust to direct some parts of your kingdom, I say you should only direct your capital and important cities, so your kingdom will not fall so soon.

 

[Legion_King]

that's a suggestion.

 

[Tleno]

No trolman, it was worth selling in Azeroth...
Well probably he wants to crrupt you land, Trolman, but since I want to destroy Trolmania just like Legion, I think you should do as he says...

 

[AIagremm]

Tleno, Tleno! Why destroy Trolmania, when we can secretly take control of it and put a puppet on the throne, taking complete control of Trolmania, creating illusion of independance.

 

[trolman]

Well then you shouldnt have mooved.
LKD I rule the entire land,if i let some other fool land he'll collect extra tax from the villagers,have his own laws,disobey mine and in the end turn on me.Thats why I'll have whats called superabsulutisum.........that probably sucked but i dont really know the word for it on english.

 

[Tleno]

Good idea but... then why did I made those nukes then?!! Besides when I nuke Trolmania it will turn into radioactive wasteland and most of people will flee to draenosh and assmilate to our culture!

 

[Legion_King]

I wouldn't guarantee that this would work, Alagremm.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Has it ever occured to you guys that you are just as evil if not more so than people like LKD who are meant to be Evil?!

 

[Legion_King]

omg, trolman you should put someone that you trust, and if that guy won't obey you and he says that he has his own rules and laws then you must change him or dismiss him.

 

[trolman]

Triumvirate is eviler than the Germany-Italy-Japan alliance during WW2

 

[AIagremm]

Sometimes. But I try to do as less evil as I could.

 

[Tleno]

And hey, you are as evil as China in first part of 20th century... and they killed more people than others did you know...

 

[trolman]

Dont really know what they did.......

 

[AIagremm]

They began a bloody revolution

 

[trolman]

:O oh yeah that story about teh last emperor.... anyways im not that evil....

 

[Legion_King]

I'm a lawful evil anyway. If you want to be Lawful/Neutral/Chaotic, so be it, who cares?

 

[trolman]

evil is evil

 

[AIagremm]

Anyway, I dont even want to war with Trolman. I want to live in peace and do... stuff.

 

[trolman]

Well tell that to the other members of the Triumvirate.

 

[Legion_King]

Lawful evil controls his actions and won't do something that will later be against himself, neutral will do something balanced and chaotic will do everything and say "Whatever", chaotic can't really control his actions.

 

[dead-man-walking]

So, Al, Triumvirate is True Neutral?

 

[AIagremm]

Yes it is. However we usually turn to Neutral Good.