The War

[Evillizard]

Currently, there is a war betwene Trolman, Alagrememm, and newly added, me.
Post your comments related to the war here.
Who is on who's side?
Who will win?
Why won't you just "Give peace a chance"

 

[Misha]

Is this discussion really necessary? Oo

 

[Evillizard]

Yus.

 

[trolman]

Heh tleno should be here 2.I told him a hundred times to join teh daily peon but he wouldnt listen!

 

[AIagremm]

Thats because he's on my side as Grand Engineer and Architect.

 

[trolman]

So what,are you now him 2?

 

[AIagremm]

No, hes on my side, but he is still free to go anywhere, plus he is in possesion of Tlenisland in my territory.

 

[trolman]

Heh can you show me where that is on your new terretory?

 

[AIagremm]

Its right south-east of the Icewind Pea... hey, wait a second! You're trying to find out where TLENO Initiative's Station 1 - "The Peasant" is!

 

[Misha]

/me lays waste to evillizard's treants with his lightning fury.
I've never liked walking trees.

 

[trolman]

No its because i want to put newer geography in teh books so i cant tourture my prisoners and every1 who goes to school.

 

[trolman]

Misha you gotta prove it with a picture...

 

[Misha]

We'd need also a mini-RP, for those too busy to do a picture

and.. i think Alagremm will make one.. or i think he said so Oo

 

[trolman]

Well you know what they say...If you want something done right,you gotta do it yourself.Also some of teh war is aloso in teh Random Lulzererz

 

[AIagremm]

I am making two pics about my actions right now.

 

[VeljkoM]

The sea legion now aids Alagremm. Duno about taurens. They will maybe join hippies.

 

[trolman]

No one wants to join trolman < ,trolman doesent want anyone to join him > .

 

[VeljkoM]

Sorry but you are against anything which is not human. Ask maybe human nations for a help like Stormwind and Kul Tiras (or any that is still alive)?

 

[trolman]

For some reason i dont like Kul'turas.But i could ask Stormwind and Theramore (altough its pritty far away),then again id be talking to myself :\

 

[AIagremm]

This is sad... <

 

[VeljkoM]

Why? Kul Tiras kinda shares your hate for most of non human races while Theramore actually is ailed to the Horde.

 

[AIagremm]

Correction: Theramore is part of Allaince, but allied with the Horde because of Jaina. She wants peace.

 

[trolman]

Well what did they do for Lordaeron in the 3rd war?They stayed at their island and didnt do @$%#

 

[AIagremm]

But they saved the wolrd from the Legion. Plus according to RoC sources they were met to be the only humans survivors in Lordaeron. Garithos and other survivors were introduced only in TFT and WoW.

 

[VeljkoM]

They saved remnants of humanity that way (it was probably first plan to leave them as only surviving humans. Proof to that is that Archimond claimed that he destroyed all nations.). Oh and I didn't say they are not part of alliance.

 

[trolman]

I dont know,i could join with a human nation but olnly if theres a real person behined it.AKA i dont wanna talk to my self

 

[AIagremm]

And I didnt say you said so...

 

[VeljkoM]

Uh...anyway we really should find more people to join trolman empire or at least give it ridiculously big power. Maybe bring those posters back like "uncle Lothar wants you" and "the only good non human s a dead non human"?

 

[AIagremm]

Indeed. Too many people against trolman, and too many with me. I even feel like forgeting my plans to get high elves and a few dragons to join me and forget about my furbolgs and remain with draenei and humans... hm, I think I will get rid of dragons and furbolgs. Furbolgs will return to the foresst, but will be my allies. Dragons will be summoned to work for me as arcanists - researchers.

 

[AIagremm]

So I have humans, draenei and high elves. Good enough. Oh plus some guys who join me, like undead dwarves who willo rebuild another ancient city for me and maelstrom elemental Misssha, who will be the center of power!

 

[trolman]

Ridiculously big power?Why I allready have that >.
I also tought about doing a poster that said:
Join The Trolman army and on it you see a footman with 2 female villagers (teh normal one and teh high elven one but it can be used as human cuz they dont have the pointy ears) and theres a pile of gold and a dead draenei around the footman's feet.

 

[VeljkoM]

Captains are human.

But maybe shorter like: Join the humanity and get gold and free "erotic picture"?

 

[trolman]

Huh?I know that.

In order to work you must brainwash the people.Like when you see the poster you put your self in the place of that footman.That lould get moar fake people to join.

 

[AIagremm]

You need more people, Im the least of your problems or enemies right now.

 

[VeljkoM]

I meant captains have similar armor to high elves.

But isn't your propaganda doing that? You must have used schools to brainwash little kids to hate non humans and use public media.

 

[trolman]

I know,the swordsmen are scaled down and tinted a bit yellow.

I allready have a lot of new troops,some new unit types (axeman-crossbowman) and there are a lot of peasants who signed up for Militia and will defent their nation if its attacked.
I got an idea.Ill do a speech in one of the bigger towns (not the capital, its hidden)olnly problem is i dont know what to say...

 

[AIagremm]

You know the usual. Hippies are vegeterian idiots, murlocs are just fish and I am the evil lord of evil who has a lot of evil forces.

 

[VeljkoM]

No they are separated models (shields are different).

Speech...How about:" People of the empire! Humanity is once again being threatened by the evil forces led by a dark demon whose name must not be said! He and his minions are danger to not only our lives but lives of our children. Let every man strong enough to use a sword fights for the humanity....

 

[trolman]

Wait Alagremm werent you the goodguy or something?

I think your talking about the blood elf luietenant who is a difrent model,i was reffuring to the swordsman unit who is the high/blood elven footman.
The speech will be something like that...
Anyways good night im going to sleep.C ya tomorow (ill probably enter the hive from school and post a little and then again after school)

 

[VeljkoM]

He is but if you say that to your men it would be strange.

Oh and you are right about models.

 

[Evillizard]

Mission A.T.A.A.T.G.H. is now in session.

 

[Misha]

aaaaand, the post is reported :/
You should not post nonsense

and i don't have time to do your pictures and stuff.. I model, ya know.. >:/

 

[Evillizard]

Comment removed.

 

[Misha]

You know what hippie, Congratulations on befouling the group i liked. >:/

 

[Evillizard]

Peace is always the answere.
I'm glad someone calls me a hippy
It's the new avatar. I guess the rammstein avatar kinda made it unobvious.

 

[takakenji]

*suddenly, in a burst of fire, millions of grouse come forth from a portal*

RAWR I JOIN THIS WAR

 

[Evillizard]

Wow. I can't fight that.
Hello grouse, ow! It bit my finger!
Fall back to the trees! Ok, now fall back!

 

[trolman]

grouse?really?

 

[Evillizard]

Yes. He's dead serious. We better make peace before someone makes a movie called
"GROUSE"

 

[trolman]

Well ok than your army will die 1000%