The War

[Evillizard]

Nazi grouse!

 

[takakenji]

i've pulled back and now i welcome all visitors to grouseland, we also cleaned up that nasty volcano thing i made

we grouse are just misunderstood, we have no intetion of harm

 

[AIagremm]

Ugh, guys... the War isnt over. We just signed an agreement with Trolman to live in peace... with each other. The War goes on.

 

[trolman]

rly but the war isnt over...

 

[AIagremm]

The Grand Plan begins!

 

[trolman]

Meh ur grand plan fails

 

[AIagremm]

Says you.

 

[trolman]

Well its a proven fact,what are you gonna do with a floating pice of rock with some builings on it.Wait....... you'll turn it into a flying fortress wont you?

 

[AIagremm]

Oh I will do somwthing even better...

 

[trolman]

You're going to turn drenor to normal and use it as your flying fortress?

 

[AIagremm]

No... though it is interesting.

 

[trolman]

What have i done :O.
So when's your big plan gonna end?

 

[AIagremm]

In ten or more minutes.

 

[trolman]

Oo Im gonna die of old age by then...

 

[Evillizard]

I'm so glad I infested cherity into my shield generators instead of pot. *cough unlike * cough* trolman *cough*

 

[trolman]

THATS IT!I was going to let you go return to your woods but not anymore!The war goes on!I dont care if Al's on my side but i can assure you that you and your emo girlfriend will be locked in the dungeons for good!

 

[AIagremm]

Again... oh well, Im neutral now.

 

[Evillizard]

*Gets into the deathstar* pew pew pew! *fires a laser*

 

[trolman]

Eh,fine.In the mean time I'm sending all my legions towards the ruins of the old capital were Evilizard's army is.

 

[Evillizard]

I pulled back when Takak's grouse leeroyed azeroth. All my army is getting high in my empire that is protected by a shield.

 

[AIagremm]

To support Trolman empire I give all my southern territories to Trolman. Now I have only the islands and forests close to the mountains.

 

[trolman]

Howabout you do a map cuz i have no idea where they are....

 

[AIagremm]

The map.

Red is the Trolman Empire(safe from the rest of the world because of the mountains).
Green is my territory and blue is the territory I give you.

Yellow is Scarlet Enclave just to show that Trolman Empire zone is pretty similar to it - a small spot next to the sea in the Plaguelands.

 

[trolman]

well actually the empire is pritty south...

 

[AIagremm]

I know, however this way it explains why isnt it on the maps and why its so safe.

 

[AIagremm]

The empire may also be the territory under Eastern Plaguelands

 

[trolman]

Well when i created it i had the idea that its somewhere here:

(teh southern red place)

 

[AIagremm]

I think the territory south of Eastern Plaguelands is the best - a lot of place and the zone is going to be introduced only in Cataclysm.

 

[trolman]

And um...wheres that place?

 

[AIagremm]

Eastern Plaguelands is the trritory left of my version of Trolman Empire.
Under it is s small territory which separates Hinterlands and Eastern Plaguelands.

 

[trolman]

Ok lets just pretend its somewhere near Lordaeron...
Also im going to do a picture,how i captured the hippie and the emo.

 

[Evillizard]

uhh

We're in kalimdor, you're in EK
Wtf? How did you break the shield btw

 

[AIagremm]

How did you get to Kalimdior?

 

[Evillizard]

My fortress is... well.. actually, my fortress IS the world tree...
I bought I from Malfurion. I bought it for a steal.
I've always been on Kalimdor.

 

[trolman]

Damn i was just doing a picture about it
well theres no way we can still have war so I WIN because you somehow escapen.Now I'm ordering my peasants to cut down the entire dark wood.

 

[trolman]

Wait if you've aways been on kalimdor how did you attack....it was your girlfriend wasnt it?I'll capture her right now!

 

[AIagremm]

What?! Oh well, Im flying anyway now, plus its not my territry.

 

[Evillizard]

She's on Kalidmor too. We have Organic boats.
Silly.
Darkwood is filled with racist trees, anyway.
They always leave their cars on so that they keep warm. Slaughter the poluters. I'll plant new nicer ones in Kalimdor

 

[trolman]

theres no point now

 

[AIagremm]

Well Im mobile now, plus my city is almost the half of size of Capital City. It only looks msall to understand how big it is, see my high elves homes. Each of them is 10 meters high.

 

[Evillizard]

Yea.... You could always send boats to Kalimdor, but since they're not organic our toll house won't let you through. I control all of kalimdor :3

 

[Evillizard]

I'm on a boat

 

[AIagremm]

How did that happen? Even trolman, who is really maximalistic and his ego is bigger then Lordaeron, didnt make a big kingdom he created a small new land for himself.

 

[Evillizard]

I started a war, and since I didn't fight, I won. I'm so smart ^.^ I've been telling you guys everything can happen with peace.

 

[trolman]

Big land=big problems
My Empire is pritty small and i have small problems from time to time some peasant gets durnk,does some trouble and spends the night in jail, and sometimes an evil warlock gets summoned and destroys the capital and kills thousainds of people.
Imean really all the orcs,humans,night elfs and the natural hostile will get you.

 

[Evillizard]

Don't worry about that. I have a governement system.
Kalimdor is like a big happy family.
Jaina is the bratty teenager that controls dustwallow
Onyxia is the annoying little sister that bugs jaina
Thrall is the tall basketball player
C'thun is the nerd who sits in his room all day playing WoW
Tyrande is the sweet little girl
Velen is the guy who preaches to all the family
Cenarius is the dead grandpa
Cairne is the father who rants all day long
and I'm the teenage brother who gets high with his friends.

 

[trolman]

Hmm anyone in favour off invading kalimdor?

 

[Evillizard]

But, I'm related to Velen. Alagremm doesn't want to destroy Kalimdor if Velen is my brother... right?

 

[AIagremm]

Who's the mom? Tell more about Velen.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh and if its so, then Im not. Plus Im neutral.
However I should totally move all the draenei from Exodar to Hallelujah Islands?