The War

[Evillizard]

Evillizard: Fire the Lasor!
Death Knight: It's a trap!

 

[trolman]

-Missing in Action-

 

[Evillizard]

Where's Trolman?
*opens a where's trolman book*
Hmm, no, that's a spoon, no that's an abomination, Heey- no, that's just waldo. Hmm... I'll find you eventually..

 

[AIagremm]

Is that another kiddy book? However I have a plan.
I will use Richard's Fork of Truth I, erm, got from him!

 

[Evillizard]

I say we hug the undead. Ow... no need to bite little ghoul *shares pot*
ahh... isn't that better?
Ghoul: ehhhhh.....

 

[Tleno]

*Tleno grabs the Where's trolman book, grabs trolman's photo he has and glues it into the book*
And they said cheaters never win...

 

[trolman]

Oh yeah?Find me then!(and proove it with a picture)

 

[VeljkoM]

I missed all the killing...

 

[Misha]

go to Me Veljo, i still fight the undead

 

[AIagremm]

Tauren and strange maelstrom elemental thing duo!

 

[VeljkoM]

Well my Tauren from comic could help. But sea legion doesn't like Misha because of naga models he created (except Murk who said "more to kill").

 

[Misha]

Murk Mishahater, was it? XD

 

[AIagremm]

Oh right, I often get confused
Sea legion... well Misha isnt naga anymore, he is pure maelstrom power. Still naga alligned, however.

 

[VeljkoM]

Murg Mishahater (he is scheduled to have appointment with naga death knight). Murk is Nagaslayer or simlpy e.fanatic.
FoL will only help if you agree not to aid naga.

 

[Misha]

hey let's not get my modeling preference here XD
I'm on no-ones side now Not allied to anyone

 

[VeljkoM]

Then if you want murlocs can help.

 

[trolman]

hey your back

 

[VeljkoM]

Yep ^^
So you still wage war against all non humans?

 

[trolman]

Not rly I signed a pact with Alagremm and Tleno for alliance,(pictured),im still in war with evilzard but he declared himself king of kalimdor and whent there.I started a war with the DeathKnight legion,i had a few battles but they one the final one and the war,i was away for a little,in that time one of my advisors,Gwonman betrayed me and captured the empress and the capital,so now theres a civil war in the empire and im using an All-race army to retake the capital (all pictured)

 

[trolman]

But thats just me - alot of other things happen that im to lazy to tell.

 

[VeljkoM]

So I still have someone to kill.

 

[trolman]

The undead,the hippies or some other thing you could make up.(naga maybe?)

 

[VeljkoM]

The undead are used by real user right? Naga are reserved for other location (unless someone uses them)

 

[trolman]

Not really,the olnly undead is dead-man-walking but he's not eaven in the DP however he's an ally of Alagremm and lives in his city.The other undead are split in a civil war,but no real user is with them,so you could fight them.
I just tought you'd be fighting the naga since youre a murgul.

 

[VeljkoM]

Yea but that's for Naga group (the story about sea legion is there). I guess I'll join fighting dead.

 

[Misha]

count me in, Veljo :3

 

[Evillizard]

No need to be hating on the hippy

 

[VeljkoM]

The hippies have made fake murloc king. They are making mockery of murlocs by saying that they are cute...

 

[Tleno]

They say that everyone is cute... they also said that they liked my moustache, so I wanted to shave it, but then I mysteriously got drunk and forgot to do it...

Hey, As you guys know, I'm lazy, but I'm planing to make a TlenoTech tech tree or something like that to demonstrate the units in my army...

 

[trolman]

Intresting...

 

[Tleno]

Okay, so you can use dwarven rifleman, steam tanks, ultimate battle mech like in comic, goblin zepelin (Also you can attach the steam tank so it would look it carries it) and militia. Ordinary ones are 1.0 scaled, I'm 1.10 and peasant, not militia and have a wrench or pistol in empty hand and a backpack. You can find all these attachments at THW, no need to immport any other units. For now.

 

[trolman]

Gee i dont know.....i could put some of your army when i sige the my capital (if you wanna help) but i dont know how to attach (fail)

 

[Tleno]

Do as you want, I will make myself attached if I will need.

But remember, my henchmen are militia, I'm 1.10 scaled Peasant.

 

[Tleno]

Oh, and my teamcolour is grey if not taken or at least Blue.

 

[trolman]

K so your willing to help me in the sige tomorow?Great.

 

[Tleno]

Sure...

 

[trolman]

Where is everyone?No E,A,V,M,Ta?

 

[Tleno]

What does it mean? Eat MV?

 

[trolman]

Just some new names,try to guess.

 

[Tleno]

Evilzard, Misha, Alagremm... who's else? And I recommend assasinating thr rebel leaders first...

 

[trolman]

...Veljkom and Takakenji.
The rebel leader is hiding in the capital and kidnaped my girlfriend so i cant just destroy it.(the traitor is Gwonman remember?SQUADALA!)And theres plenty of other traitors but theres no time for them because the undead are attacking the northern terretorys and if i dont win this war,Trolmania will just become the south plaguelands...

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, your plan is like allways suicidal. I don't understand how such a berserk as yuo be an Emperor. I say that 2 people will go to Capital to kill Gwonman, but those will have to look unsuspicious so they wouldn't be attacked when noticed, but could get inside the city and sabotage the defences and kill most of the rebel leaders, causing havoc. Other group and their best warriors will silently get near the city. When the assasin squad complete most of it objectives, it will give the other group some kinda like signal and will unreveal themselves and barricade in one of buildings and defend themselves while other group will attack through the breach in defence first group made, then it will save the group one from attackers, regroup and will attack the Palace.
Oh, and undeads... I have a plan... where's Ghost Thruster and another skelly guy? They might someway distract the undeads so we would win some time and would be able to prepare the defences.

 

[trolman]

Your plan is very trechourus Tleno and it makes sence to you because you are a peasant with some extra powers.But I am a Knight,i have honor and justice.So im going to send all the non-human mercenarys (not helpers)to the front gates while i and all the human forces will enter true the chanals.

 

[Tleno]

Well, at least its not the good old zerg rush...

 

[trolman]

...then again....hmmmmm.....nah zerg rush is bad.I'll stick to my idea.

 

[VeljkoM]

Count me in. If it is full attack then my armies will assists and if it is covert operation murloc shadow-crawlers will "volunteer".

 

[trolman]

You could be on the front with the mercenarys (murgul shadowcaster? right)Also do you have any sige units?

 

[VeljkoM]

Murgul snare-casters are respected members. Runners and fanatics are way better for front attack or makrura if you want living armor. For siege we have variety of turtles. Oh and sea drakes could be useful.
(Units are from my custom race made for competition)

 

[trolman]

No i was asking if your model is a murgul shadowcaster,and so your army isnt just murlocks and murguls?

 

[Misha]

I say you send me as a distraction C< i'll hold all at bay while some go to do their business with that guy