The Daily Peon

[VeljkoM]

Never need excuse or reason to kill.

 

[Amargaard]

PARTEEEEY!!! One whole week of nothing but partying!! Woop-woop!

 

[trolman]

Trolman, stop this bullshittery. Your parents worked hard to get you to give you a better life, they send you to university to find success in life...

But there you fucking are, sitting around and crying, drinking like a little god damn bitch! You're ruining your 19-year long life because of a girl that has been in it for less than a FUCKING YEAR. And I would understand if she liked you, I would understand if it was a love that could not happen because of powers that be...

BUT SHE DOES NOT GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR SORRY CRYBABY LIFE. All you do is cry cry cry, picturing yourself as a bloody knight in shining armor that will take her away from the ungreatful people who do not see her 'perfect brilliance'. But you're not Prince Charming.

YOU ARE A DRUNK STALKER.

THAT'S IT.

A DRUNK FUCKING STALKER.

Why would she love you, why would ANYONE love you? Why would anyone love a sore loser that is drowning himself in alcohol, while trying to get the girl who hates him?

Stop being an IDIOT. Throw out the alcohol, wipe the snot off your chin and BECOME SOMEONE WORTH LOVING.

I am fully aware of what i have become but i find it dificult to care anymore. She probably wouldnt even want me sober so whats the use?

Seconded. It appears to me the alcohol has fried your brain circuitry into a closed cycle of crybabyness.
I have to admit that if originally your depression combined with posted memes was hilarious, now you look drab and, well, just repeating the things you already did.

Tell me, Trolman, do you believe there's nothing else you can do in your life except for this?

Nothing really worth a while, i spend my whole days playing vidya games and drinking inorder to distract my brain, still fail tho, keep thinking of her.

Thirded, Al put words on the thing all of us long wanted to say.

A crush of mine kissed some other guy at a party I was at yesterday, but heck I flirted with other girls - Life goes the fuck on! And you can decide the direction of your life yourself.. when you was younger and looked forward to your future life, was it really alcoholism, depression, and miserable lonelyness you pictured yourself going through?? I don't think so, but don't lie to yourself, or us for that matter, it is not too late to change it...

Its probably just going to get worse.


Anyway update of my life: still no real net, no real desire to quit drinking... still inlove...

 

[Tleno]

...anyone who feels like forcefully sending Trolman to army, raise your hands!

P.S. My spellcheck suggests I fix Trolman into Patrolman... wut? It also suggests fixing spellcheck, so that's weitd.

 

[Tleno]

[17:37:22] Azsure: At least he didn't post any stupid meme pic, yet

No need to thank me, the alcohol-free substitute of Trolman!

 

[trolman]

but army would make me cut my hair

 

[Bernkastel]

I do not support this army idea of yours. He'll get a gun.

 

[AIagremm]

 

[Misha]

..i don't even wanna know what 'that' is..

 

[VeljkoM]

I call it "Result of to much free time".

 

[Amargaard]

!!DEFINITELY NOT ADVERTISEMENT!!

 

[AIagremm]

We've seen all three by now, I think.

 

[Amargaard]

Well, first one probably, but I hadn't uploaded last two to Hive before now, so I'm not so sure about that

 

[AIagremm]

On second glance, I haven't seen the second one. But the furry one... eugh, furries. I've seen.

 

[Tleno]

I wonder how did you get involved in that contest anyways... unlike some dastardly individuals present here you never had any interested in them furries...

 

[Tleno]

Also.
http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/04/13

Oh look, even more off-topic!
http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/11/08

 

[Azsure]

Amusing indeed.

 

[Amargaard]

I don't know, guess I just stumbled upon the contest holder's profile, liked his work and then saw his contest - and I loved the idea of turning my character into a canine, so that's why. Furries are quite awzum actually C:

 

[Tleno]

Oh... okay...

...it's not like we share this opinion...

>_>

<_<

This was or was not brought to you by TlenoTech

You saw nothing, citizen!

 

[AIagremm]

Furries. Furries never change.

 

[VeljkoM]

Leave the furries alone! Leave them Alone!

 

[AIagremm]

You better be breaking. Breaking bad.

 

[Tleno]

Heh, no, really, I drew that myself.

 

[Azsure]

 

[trolman]

Hello...

 

[Bernkastel]

Hurray. More bad pictures / gifs and complaining.

 

[trolman]

Well thats rude...

anyways my roomates left so im alone for the next two weeks and get to use their shitty internet, will hopefuly get a proper internet


so yeah... i sit here alone in the dark drinking, listening to music and thinking of her, nothing's really changed, though i can feel my love starting to decay

 

[AIagremm]

Why do you like her again?

 

[trolman]

Because she's very beautiful and also fun to talk to and intresting?

 

[Bernkastel]

Why is she interesting again?

 

[AIagremm]

Also, how is she fun to talk to, if every time you try to do it she gets out of the conversation or tells you to stop talking to her?

 

[trolman]

Because of her personality.

Also al she only started avoiding me because i screwed up and told her how i felt. She doesent want to talk to me becasue she belives I wont suffer as much....

 

[trolman]

Because of her personality.

Also al she only started avoiding me because i screwed up and told her how i felt. She doesent want to talk to me becasue she belives I wont suffer as much....

 

[trolman]

doubleposting cuz bad internet

 

[Bernkastel]

Why is her personality interesting again?

 

[trolman]

You dont even know her, but i tell you, she's a great girl

 

[AIagremm]

She doesent want to talk to me becasue she belives I wont suffer as much....

 

[trolman]

She thinks that without contact i'll forget about her, yeah right that is funny. Drunk btw.

 

[Bernkastel]

No, Trol. No.

 

[AIagremm]

Trol, no offense, but you're a blind idiot.

 

[Tleno]

I actually tried calculating the negative IQ, but it went off the scale...

 

[AIagremm]

 

[trolman]

Will stop drinking soon... But now i'll enjoy the cheap ass wine i bought...

 

[Azsure]

'Will stop drinking soon I promise!' 'Just one last cup!' 'Just five more minutes mom!' just saying.

 

[trolman]

Alcoholism is a serious thing.

Pic unrelated

 

[Bernkastel]

Indeed it is. I hope you realize it too.

 

[trolman]

This shit is like half an euro per liter. whats the use of me staying sober?

 

[AIagremm]

 

[Amargaard]

Thanks for revealing the seemingly most awzum series in this universe!

 

[Bernkastel]

If you die who'll take care of her?