The Daily Peon

[trolman]

You. Are not worthy.

 

[trolman]

Oh snap!

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[AIagremm]

I've never had a romance and I doubt that I will any time soon. Do you think I care?

 

[Bernkastel]

5ever, huh.

 

[trolman]

Sigh, the only thing romance ever gave me was pain and alcoholism.

Yep now get spreading before our neckbeards start growing.

 

[AIagremm]

I thought you had alcoholism long before 'romance'.

And I've never asked anyone out nor do I intend to, so how can I be friendzoned?

 

[trolman]

I did but i managed to defeat it in 2010/11 ... for the next two years i was a normal fag maybe get drunk every couple of months but after i met her, i've been drowning my sorrow in booze again, promised myself i wont drink today and try to give up a proper fight in uni so that i might meet her again one day when she will hopefuly have broken up with him

But what if... *gulp* you change?

 

[trolman]

Because you've never really had any romantic feels? And you know you cant get hurt if you dont feel anything? Sure i guess I would be very happy if she replied to my feels but at the moment I just look at my switchblade knife and imagine thrusting it in her boyfriend's throat, watching him in the eyes while his life quickly fades away. Hmm this isnt good <:S

 

[trolman]

That kind of makes you a coward...

 

[Tleno]

I still wonder why Ralle wrote here... was he just impressed by length of the discussion or is the overabundance of posts here generating a supernova of data in the Hive-verse?

 

[trolman]

He is obviously spying on us.

Or, perhaps, you could fit in your alcohol-ridden head the simple idea that I simply never wanted to?

with all seirousnes s though, romance is bad, im fucking sad now cuz of her and cuz leaving for uni tommorow :C

 

[Amargaard]

Al just doesn't know his romantic potential yet - and sticks too much to his own laws, that alcohol is bad etc, so it might take a while before he finds out. Honestly, all the one-nights I was lucky to get, happened because of alcohol. The girlfriends I've had, all scored me, and not the other way around, because I really am a coward ^^

 

[AIagremm]

Amargaard, do elaborate on how they scored you. Do they approach you or make their moves on you or something. Do tell.

For Trolman, with love.

 

[trolman]

Since when does getting drunk get you women? By that logic i'd be covered in cunt

4 alagrem

 

[Bernkastel]

Obviously Am wasn't drinking at home and crying after one girl.

 

[trolman]

He was playing catch this with eye?

 

[trolman]

>flags
>relevant

pick one


anyways gonna go out meet me mates b4 leaving 2morrow

 

[Amargaard]

Amargaard, do elaborate on how they scored you. Do they approach you or make their moves on you or something. Do tell.

First girlfriend of mine, who was the one to take my virginity on the efterskole, and was fat as fuck - not something I'm proud of - was because she wanted to borrow a couple of DVDs, and hid them, and we "discussed" about it in a teasingly manner and got closer and closer, and in the end we kissed, and slept together.
1 week.
Second one - the indian one, also from the efterskole, and difnitely the hottest girlfriend I had - had befriended me and some emo friends of mine on the school, because she had a crush on me, and one weekend when a friend had his girlfriend over sleeping, and needed a room, we used the indians', the two of them sleeping, and me and the indian sharing a bed. Kissing and fucking, and next day we walked hand in hand down to the pharmacy, and I paid for the emergency contraceptive pill, and we got together.
3 weeks.
Last one was the most fucked up - once again, not the most beautiful girl, but very sweet and year-long weed smoking friend of mine, who had a veeery obvious crush on me the whole year, but I was going for other girls. However, just before the summer holidays started, I was on my way home from a shitty party, and asked a random stranger for a cigarette, but I have no idea what went wrong in his brain, but he told me to fuck off and hit me in the face, whereafter he threatened me with a knife, and I backed away in shock. Still in shock the whole night, this friend came taking care of me, with her breasts in my face, and we ended up fucking and got together, but broke up shortly after because shit got weird. Then got together again, and broke up again shortly after.
1 week + 1 week.

Fucked all on first "date", but I'm not a master of long relationships however, as you can see :b
But secret is not longing for it, it just happens when you least expect it if you are just relaxed being yourself

 

[Azsure]

I liked the part with the guy and the knife. Amusing

 

[AIagremm]

Your simple ways fascinate me. But yea, not doing that. Mostly because I don't really want any of it.

That said, the part about the aggressive stranger was very weird.

 

[Amargaard]

My simple ways - Heh, I really don't do anything, but stay cool and flirt, however I fail to take the big steps if not drunk, and a funny statistic says that all my girlfriends scored me, and I scored all my one-nights ^^
Yeah, worst thing is, I would never had gotten together with her if not for that stranger, for she doesn't look that pretty and targets who are easy to get, are not really attractive you know, but well, I don't mind now

Why don't you want any of this? It's the best confident booster, and each time you succeed makes it easier to succeed a second time

 

[AIagremm]

Man, I consider myself a living manifestation of the Universe's will. Trust me, confidence is the last thing on the list of things that I need.

 

[Amargaard]

Then become a monk or something x)

 

[trolman]

Dafaq? Aggresive stranger with knife? Did he have long hair too? I dont remember going to Denmark, but yeah the waitress lost her shit when i pulled out my steel infront of the boys, like this dude said "dont say anything bad or he (me) will stab you" and then i pull out my switchblade and say yes, to which everyone lost their shit... Im afraid i might do something stupid in uni :S

Anyways gonna turn off the pc and go to bed. Leaving for the university tommorow *sigh* real scared and shit, also sad over Ifka... So yeah idk when i'll get internet but i'll probably be back home friday... might establish contact earlier...

Je vous aime
Je dois partir

 

[AIagremm]

Becoming a monk is an action of trying to achieve unity with the world and God, an attempt to find peace for yourself and others. You deny yourself of pleasures that most people take and instead limit your needs.

I am on my way to only taking what I need and I need not find peace with myself. I must rage war with myself, so that I could defeat all that prevents me from achieving my wishes.

Coming to terms with yourself and accepting who you are is masturbation, a battle against yourself is the way to self-perfection.

 

[Amargaard]

No he was between 30 and 40 years old and bald or at least very short hair, as far as I remember. And why do you even have such a knife, when you think of yourself and others that way - it can only end bad. I truly hate people wearing knives, and I don't want to hate you, but it's stupid and crazy >.>

 

[AIagremm]

He has it to prevent people like that guy who attacked you from threatening him. He evens the odds.

 

[Amargaard]

No, he makes it even worse for himself. If a dude threatens you with a knife, you can choose to a) run or b) enter a knife fight with him. Honestly, do you think the b-option gives you higher chance of surviving? I'm sorry to say, but thinking that way is utter stupidity

 

[AIagremm]

Getting out a knife doesn't really start a fight. I mean that's not a warrior we're talking about, it's an armed idiot on the street. When he sees that he does not have the upper hand, he'll retreat because he would fear you. These people are only tough when they have a knife and you don't.

Mutual Assured Destruction. Know it. Live it. LOVE IT.

 

[Bernkastel]

Who needs knives when you have katanas!?

 

[AIagremm]

Who needs katanas when you stay at home and don't go anywhere?

I win.

 

[Bernkastel]

Now that's not good. Not good at all.

 

[Azsure]

There is only one thing that beats katanas, and that is... a scythe!

 

[Bernkastel]

Scythes are sexy. But no... They don't.

 

[Azsure]

True, they look cool, but less useful than cool.

 

[VeljkoM]

Knives, katanas, scythes... melee weapons are nice and all but... gun wins.

 

[Bernkastel]

Even guns are useless against a dark lord of the sith.

 

[AIagremm]

The might of the Sith is nothing compared to the incomprehensible nature of the Old Ones.

 

[Bernkastel]

Damn it.

 

[Amargaard]

And the old ones can do nothing compared to the Peons!

 

[Bernkastel]

To the what?

 

[Amargaard]

Peons are and will forever be the most powerful beings in universe!

 

[Amargaard]

A single question for the wiki - didn't Azsure make the current logo? And when?
Here's the page, in case you are interested. Feel free to improve it

 

[Azsure]

Must have been 2 years ago at december.

 

[AIagremm]

 

[Tleno]

Pffft... Peons are inferior to Peasants in their ascended to militia form. therefore peasants & militia beat everything!

 

[Amargaard]

But can peasants enter burrows? And throw deadly spears at their adversaries? Peons can! >

 

[Legion_King]

Old ones, peons, peasants... The only true answer is Arcane.

 

[Azsure]

Peons are chimaeras' meal anyway.

 

[Amargaard]

Bah, peons could simply study arcane and tame chimaeras for mounts. Again, a good proof that peons are on top of the food chain