The Daily Peon

[AIagremm]

Come on you poor unfortunate soul!

 

[Bernkastel]

Boooooring!

 

[trolman]

oh you have no idea

 

[AIagremm]

Watch this. It has kept me enterntained for minutes.

 

[Azsure]

 

[trolman]

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3s7mw3/

 

[Azsure]

Finally I'm back to my sences, it took me 3 weeks of full depression due to the fact that I will probably not get more time with Ale together anymore and that there is nothing I can do to change it. It turned me down far too much and should have continued for another week and my semester would have gotten ruined. But I have finally managed to overcome the sorrowful lonely nights falling asleep while crying in a sencelss grief for nothing, life isn't over yet.

 

[trolman]

Good for you!

 

[trolman]

 

[Wolfe]

Hell... hello?

 

[Misha]

*imitates the echo* 'ello.. 'llo.. o..

 

[trolman]

Oh hi Wolfe! How's it goin?

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh, Misha. How funny. Ahahahahahahahaa. And stuff.

 

[trolman]

And guess whos coming in town for the week you guys? HER BOYFRIEND! And you know what that means?! I get to depressed, already cried once tonight...will cry today again... and also cry some more tommorow... and then the next day... and welll... life is shit you goys !

 

[Bernkastel]

Tell my regards.

 

[Tleno]

Oh hey... Wolfe's back too? And... Misha the everyone's favourite omnicidal archon?!

 

[Azsure]

 

[trolman]

Drinikin and cryin tonight, same night every night! He is with her right now!

 

[trolman]

Well shiat you guys, i just had a small chat with HIM. Whoa... i litteraly want to go kill him right now... He's a filithy kebab anyways! Had to contain myself though, she would have seen it

 

[Azsure]

Oh wax, what would I do without you?

 

[Bernkastel]

Be hairy.

 

[Azsure]

Yes probably.

 

[trolman]

Beeing hairy is a good thing.

 

[Bernkastel]

Too hairy is not.

 

[AIagremm]

Depends where.

 

[trolman]

 

[Tleno]

...are you...

...still using...

...paint?

 

[AIagremm]

 

[Azsure]

Huh? How many times they allow you to change your name again?

 

[Tleno]

Many, many times.

 

[AIagremm]

One time.

 

[AIagremm]

 

[trolman]

Stop beeing so happy you guys -.-

also whats with the chinese chick?

 

[Tleno]

"Stop having fun guys!"

Heh...

 

[trolman]

too busy beeing sad over her <

 

[Amargaard]

This weekend I was partying with a girl that I long wanted to score, and seemingly she wanted to score me too, and I flirted with her the whole night, and then I threw up, and war was lost >.>
But that doesn't change my point - being sad is simply a waste of life, I'm getting her next time for sure!

 

[trolman]

reasons not to be sad

1 you only liked her
2 she kind of liked you back
3 she is probably not inlove with some other dude
4 there will be a next time

I fail at all of these. Living is a waste of time.

 

[Azsure]

Fight your inner demons, I already submissed mine, they know who's their master now.

Edit: Hmm, actually, we're cool with each other, we are on the same side now.

 

[trolman]

Next week we both leave for diffrent universities in diffrent towns so im planing to let her know how i feel and confess my love. Most likely she'll reject me and destroy my broken heart. But i am a naive pleb, i know Im destroying my body and soul for a girl that doesent care.... but... its still not time to deal with it

 

[AIagremm]

I order you to stop being a lovesick puppy and get over her.

 

[trolman]

Not yet... though working on it... just need her to turn me down so my heart can finaly turn to stone.

She changed her profile pic... she's pritty, in a dress and holding hands with that guy... ergh

 

[Azsure]

 

[Tleno]

Trolman... is it just me, or you're stalking her?

 

[Wolfe]

I am so fucking pissed off at Australia right now. TONY ABBOTT?! REALLY?! THE MAN'S AN IDIOT!

I can't be too hard on the simple masses though. My people did elect Berlusconi in on several occasions... but seriously? Tony fucking Abbott? The man's a puppet for the big companies. Ugh. Australian politics is surely a joke.

 

[trolman]

Tleno, me a stalker?

Нет сука !

Australian related> http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/Down+under/NueuGAh/6#6

 

[Azsure]

Oh shit, I completely forgot, Happy 911 people!

 

[trolman]

 

[Tleno]

Don't be silly Trolman, you're not a frog!

 

[trolman]

Oh shit is terrible bro, terrible. I may or may not ever see her again, hopefuly i'd get to say goodbye tommorow but i dont know. Spent alot of time today with her, was awesome. She's so pritty and fun. Im dying on the inside.

 

[Tleno]

...so did you admit your feelings to her?