The Daily Peon

[AIagremm]

IWell, now I'm in the airport near Amsterdam. Waiting for my baggage.. Boring.

 

[Amargaard]

I wish you good luck giving the first impressions to people you meet down there, for that is often vital to a relationship - oh, and have fun, I'm sure staying in Holland is gonna be awzum

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Have fun Al! As for you three love fiends... I have no words for you actually. Continue as if you never saw my comment.

 

[AIagremm]

I hate everyone at this airport already. I think I may have developed agoraphobia due to the thousands of people here.

 

[trolman]

Obsessed? Yeah... yeah you could call i that, i mean i think i saw her after work today but i was soo covered in dirt that i dared not aproach, could have been her sister though, didnt get a look at the face/bewbs. Yeap im sad now.

also al

 

[Amargaard]

You shouldn't play at all, if you don't want to be part of a plane crash

Anyways, the girl I scored last friday, seems to be angry at me, for no reason at all. Trol, stay away from that crush of yours, women are evul and weird >.>

 

[trolman]

bot wai?

 

[Amargaard]

(Oh.. nevermind, I misunderstood her)
But that doesn't make them any less weird. You probaby know this saying:
"Only women understands women, and women hate each other,,

 

[trolman]

Duh everyone knows that. I still want Ifka though...

 

[VeljkoM]

In your case Am there is another saying. "Hell hath no furry like a woman scorned"

 

[Amargaard]

Hey, I took good care of her, and we texted about llamas today, so everything's fine. The question is if it's regularly fine or girlfriendly fine

 

[trolman]

You already fucked her, why worry?

 

[Bernkastel]

What.

 

[Misha]

typical trolman.. people aren't just led by their draks, to borrow a bit of WoW slang, lol

 

[trolman]

Have you even read any of my post this last week?

 

[Tleno]

Hey Ralle, why the gai name?

 

[Bernkastel]

You wish.

 

[Amargaard]

Wow, Tleno changed his avatar! Sensation!

And I'm not worried Trol.. well, a little because I don't like when people are mad at me - especially when it's a girl, but seems I have nothing to worry about. She just liked my facebook profile foto, even though the meeting in today's school was slightly awkward x)
Conclusion: Things are good if you just look at them positively, and I'm sure that counts for your situations too

 

[Tleno]

That's not JUST an avatar, that's a homegrown pixelart steampunk avatar with goggles and other greatness depicting elements of greatassery!

 

[Amargaard]

That was what I said - shorted down to sensation!

 

[Tleno]

Alrighty then... so... how's the DP 2.0 doing?

 

[trolman]

wtf, no more peasant ? ! ? !

positive thinking ? Nope, it doesent really change anything at the end

lets be honest dp is dead

also personal stuff, work is finaly over gonna go out tonight with the rest of my collagues and get wasted. She's still not on skype, which means that faggot is still in town. Just gonna wait for this day to end too.

 

[Tleno]

I have to agree with Trolman (Whom rhymes will Patrolman) here, optimism is a waste of perfectly legitimate brain cells. Hope for the worst and you won't be disappoint!

 

[trolman]

so... back from my feast... drunk i am yes... she hasnt been online for the past two days ,that pseudohuman richfag is still at her place.. argt you bros... she's so close yet so far away.... well maybe he'll hopefuly go away tommorow, till then theres only booze and tears

 

[Amargaard]

I don't get this girl either, she smiles at me, yet she tries not to be around when I'm there. Today I came over to her smoking, and after half a minute of random small-talk she gave me her cig, saying "Can you smoke the rest of this? I'm busy", then ran off... what the fuuuck man >.>

 

[trolman]

aww dont complain bro, she's single and you shagged her... be strong brother!

not like in my situation where she loves that guy... its like the 3rd day he's in town and she lives with her mom and sister, which means that they like him too...

its just...eh your girl is just playing hard to get, mine loves somebody else... i love her and my rakia... not sure which i love more, though...

 

[Amargaard]

Tho I admire your will power, I also think your cause is doomed already. Stealing somebody else's girlfriend is not something you normally do. From the girls I know, breaking up will leave them untouched in a couple of weeks, until they have completely gotten over the dude.
I'd say, go after somebody else, not a specific person tho - go to a party, see how it ends out, and the one you wake up with is gonna be the person, simple as that

 

[Bernkastel]

Parties.. Eww.

 

[Azsure]

The best parties are done alone.

 

[AIagremm]

Am, I like you as a positive person, but I just hate your ways.

 

[Tleno]

Here's a better advice: crush the competition, enslave everyone on your way and BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOAT! Erm, sorry, I mean to say "Do what you want to do as long as you won't regret it later!".

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

"go to a party, see how it ends out, and the one you wake up with is gonna be the person, " Ahaha, so for most people that means no one?

 

[trolman]

Oh i know im doomed, but we slaves are though motherfuckers. Proletarian master race!

I dont think a girl will be untouched if she breaks up because of another guy (me) .

Find someone else? Yeah in collage probably, but theres like 3 weeks till then and i really like this girl because i already know her and we have some history.

I thought about killing him Tleno, but that will make her sad. That is not the way. Could still kick his ass though >>

 

[trolman]

Well well well you guys, guess who i just ran into at the store? Finaly met my nemesis and guys what an ugly son of a bitch he is. Dont know what she sees in him. Anyways she was with him. Now keep in mind how much i drank last night, so there i am, hair all messy, breath that will cause paint to corrode and in my last night's dirty clothes. Also my voice got all fucked from the shock and my hi made me sound retarded. Definetly made a bad impression. ESP to the other guy. Its like the 5th day he's here, fucking asshole.

 

[Amargaard]

Parties.. Eww.

The best parties are done alone.

I don't get you guys, parties are awzum! They are a perfect way of being young, saying fuck you to innosence and having fun with others at your age. Parties are the place where most people find romance and friendship! How can that be bad?

Am, I like you as a positive person, but I just hate your ways.

My ways are the awzum ways, and most importantly they work! ^^

Ahaha, so for most people that means no one?

Of course you can not be successful everytime - I am rarely, but the point is that it happens sometimes, and I am obviously not the only person who is lucky once in a while. Others should just give it a go, and who knows, they might be lucky? ^^

Find someone else? Yeah in collage probably, but theres like 3 weeks till then and i really like this girl because i already know her and we have some history.

Yeah, that's what I thought about my cousin many years ago. She was nice, beautiful and liked me back as much as I liked her.. but you know what? Some things you better just forget. I mean, she's my cousin - and the girl of yours.. she's another guys' girlfriend - just as bad! It's just a total no-go in my eyes, I'm sorry to say bro, but it is.
But my advice would be: Heads up, go find another girl when collage starts, and if Ifka (I think her name was?) and the guy breaks up before you hook up with a new one, then you're good to go. But I'm afraid what you are waiting for, is something only happening in Hollywood :b

 

[Azsure]

Innosence is a beautiful thing, I don't offend it in such a mean way saying fuck you to it.

 

[trolman]

Awww come on, Darwin married his cousin! It cant be that bad? Yeah i know she has a boyfriend, my football team has a goalkeeper but we still get goals, if you know what i mean. I am not going to back down to some random douche, no. I must try. I must fight for her because she is worth it.

My happiness can not rely on some mysteroius straner from the future. Even then i would probably abandon anon girl for Ifka (its a cute version of her name). We might meet again next summer during the collage break. Untill then, I must fight to make the hollywood dream a reality. .

It took me like 20 minutes to write this post...too much thinking.

 

[trolman]

well she';s on skype, so maybe that douche went home... wrote to her, waiting for a reply

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Your point is valid Am :b Just found it mildly amusing is all

 

[Tleno]

Hmm... none of what you have mentioned about parties actually interests me... guess we just have different priorities. Still, I say Tleno way is the most glorious way!™

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Parties that involve dressing up and drinking. Parties on the Beach, parties in the woods. Birthday parties, with bouncy castles and pin the tentacle on the gremm!

 

[trolman]

Hey guys, guess who got 135 euros for breaking their back? xP

 

[Bernkastel]

Guess who got 519 euros for doing nothing at all!
お~~ほほほ !

 

[trolman]

Ah typrical Bourgeoisie!

 

[Bernkastel]

Let me correct you desu!

A typical Finn.

 

[Amargaard]

Guess who ended the Hive Workshop Wiki vandalism?

 

[trolman]

Well im a typical balkanistan.

Was it Chuck Norris?

 

[Bernkastel]

Well, it wasn't you. Nee.

 

[trolman]

Whatever otaku-san, today im gonna see her and this time she called me.

*gulp* lets hope this is irrelevant

 

[Bernkastel]

That was actually a response to Amargaard.

And me? Otaku? Not by a looongshot.