The Daily Peon

[Bernkastel]

No permission to speak granted.

 

[AIagremm]

You have no power here!

 

[Bernkastel]

Don't make me take off this cloak.

 

[AIagremm]

No, please, don't take off your silk cloak.

 

[Bernkastel]

That's what I thought.

 

[Amargaard]

This is probably one of the most entertaining threads in Hive history x)

 

[Bernkastel]

Silence, beast-brain!

 

[AIagremm]

And yet I keep speaking. I'm so rebellious.

 

[Bernkastel]

Meh. Now I got bored.

 

[trolman]

okay heres a counter to your argument

pride - not really, i think im not as bad as him
envy - you got me on this one, cantdealwithit
wrath - pff i've only broken 2 household items so far, though considering how calm I am, its really something
lust - its love silly

 

[Amargaard]

Beast-brain?

And Trol, I don't think you can justify your intentions by calling them love :b

 

[AIagremm]

Well that was sudden. But not surprising. For Boredom reigns over my domain.

 

[AIagremm]

There is a thin line between Lust and Love.

 

[trolman]

Dont really know, i've lusted over a thousaind times before... but the feelings i have for her... are some what pure... Dont really know... its... argh...

 

[AIagremm]

Ultimate reply to everything.

 

[trolman]

Yeah you're pritty much right

 

[trolman]

argh date got canceled to tommorow...feelsbadman.jpg

 

[trolman]

Its a shame how i've been preparing my appearance for the past half hour and now it doesent really matter. I... sigh

rakia time you guys... maybe i should try going to work drunk tommorow
:S

 

[Bernkastel]

Excuses.

 

[trolman]

Well actualy mom causualy droped in and took all mi booze away D: i can still drink from this other stash i've got, but im to demotivated to even drink.

 

[Azsure]

My demotivation is more dangerous, it can cost me my career.

 

[trolman]

what career?

 

[Azsure]

Graphic Design of course.

 

[trolman]

How did that happen?

 

[trolman]

back from dentist, hurt alot but i can now smile without fear of scaring people

still have this brown thing stuck between my teeth but its nothing dr trolman, a knife and some rakia cant fix !

 

[Azsure]

Well you know, being demotivated brings into not do homework, thus I can fail this semester.

 

[trolman]

Well... dont? Do your homework and stay in school, otherwise you'd be like me - breaking your back in the summer heath for dimes

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

My demotivation can kill lots of people...

 

[Azsure]

If mere words were enough to pull me back into my sences then it wouldn't be a problem at all.

 

[AIagremm]

Guess who is not getting employed

 

[trolman]

but if the boss was a brony, he'd be employed

...now about me... the date.... yeah it was fun we ran for over 2km and talked... she turned me down when i suggested we get icecream (she loves it) and then again when i asked her about riding bikes...i dont know she said she was buisy this week and that the next one her bf will be visiting her... maybe thats my chance for the kill...

 

[Amargaard]

Trol, I must admit that I admire your willpower

 

[trolman]

Aww thanks but its pritty sad really, last night i got so drunk that I didnt come to the dp to whine, yeah take a moment to realise how bad it was. I drank too much to come here! I just... ergh. I was still drunk when i went to work. She loves him and im losing this fight. I can drink at the moment but i dont want to... its that serious!

also plenty of physical pain from job, shoveler's duty is never over

 

[trolman]

2related4me

 

[AIagremm]

We should move to Australia.

 

[trolman]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Alicorn+Twilight/twttGgj/

 

[AIagremm]

Twahlaht?!?! Wait, they seriously made someone named TWILIGHT to rule over STARS? Morons.

 

[trolman]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Karánsebes

 

[Bernkastel]

So, Trol. Does 'she' have a name?


However, today as I had this awesome idea of watching one more anime episode, I made a grave mistake, for it was a dreadful one and it opened my sealed lacrimal glands.
As the character's feelings were the same as what I have towards a certain person. Not only do I love her over everything in this world but I quite much believe that she loves me as well, in a way or another.
Not quite the Trol way, but I am not asking for that, I would never ask that from anyone.
I think that I have screwed my life already anyway.
The only purpose I have in life is to make sure that she is happy.
I'll end lives if that's what she wants.

But there's only one thing I know for certain. When she dies...
Seppuku time.

 

[trolman]

Yes, she does

Did you fall inlove with an anime character... or did the character make you realise you loved someone?

How did you screw your life?

and what do you mean trol way?

 

[AIagremm]

 

[Amargaard]

Guess who scored last night!

 

[trolman]

 

[AIagremm]

Gaben is love. Gaben is life.

 

[trolman]

Damn it, where's bern?

 

[AIagremm]

Bern is love. Bern is life. Bern is dead for the day.

 

[trolman]

but i wanna know more about his last post !

 

[AIagremm]

Oh you will. You will.

 

[trolman]

I am actually legitimetly intrested in what he has to tell, every day is feel day at Grand Marshal Trolman's Lonely Hearts Club !

bout me... sent her some messages but dont think she's at her pc, no clue what she's doing really... currently watching a football mach on the telly (we're losing, damn it 0:1) and drinking beer. Thinking of her.

 

[AIagremm]

I know that...