The Daily Peon

[AIagremm]

Clearly we think about very different things.

 

[trolman]

Your avatar is stupid.

 

[AIagremm]

Is it?

 

[Bernkastel]

Yes. It is.

 

[AIagremm]

I know.

 

[Bernkastel]

I'm thinking about her.

 

[Azsure]

Well, your tell contains a boy, so it is fun.

 

[Bernkastel]

Look at how much I'm laughing right now.

 

[trolman]

My grandpa was in the counter-reconnaissance force. During the war he was assigned to the forests where he turned all the stumps around so the enemy wouldnt know where north is.

- bad joke

sigh im feeling a bit better now, thers a shead of light... probably nothing's gonna happen

 

[trolman]

that avatar is better

also i've decided of doing something about her, its probably not gonna work but i automaticly lose if i dont try

 

[AIagremm]

 

[trolman]

Reading all these tips actually gives me hope, but when i think about how fucked the situation is... I ....

 

[trolman]

Well tommorow i continue my job as a wage slave at the archeological site and wont be free till august 27th will still drop by this place but not as much. Im really unhappy because i still think of her and i definetly will tommorow because there wont be anything to distract me. If I suddenly stop posting at all without a warning, consider me dead. And dont feel bad because I dont fear the reaper, considering how shitty life (poverty and love) i think i might be off better that way.

Now off to go cry in the shower, pray for my soul.

 

[Bernkastel]

Lol.

 

[Amargaard]

wow, who pushed the activity-button? 0.o

 

[Bernkastel]

Trolman's whining did.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

 

[trolman]

Well job was horrible im sweaty and dirty as shit, tired as fuck and all of my linbs hurt, i realise i cant have her without some sort of miracle yet shes on my mind all the time. Im sick tierd and sad. And tommorow is going to be the same, whats the point you guys?

Brb crying in shower.

 

[Amargaard]

The point is nothing, except if you learn how to be optimistic - really helps a lot

 

[trolman]

yeah yesterday i was somewhat happish becasue i tought we might be together and then i imagined various situations of us. Ilusion helps to keep us sane! Dont really have a reason to be optimistic with such a low chance of actual happyness.

 

[trolman]

 

[Bernkastel]

This is starting to get annoying.

 

[trolman]

Then make her love me.

 

[Bernkastel]

But of cou-. No.

 

[trolman]

Yeaeh its pritty pointless, just like pritty much everything. But i will stop expressing myself here. Its not like anyone cares.

 

[Bernkastel]

Good.

 

[trolman]

Fine let me just post one last link then i'll fade to black.

 

[AIagremm]

[RAINBOW]DAILY PEON IS DEAD!
[/RAINBOW]rainbow...

 

[trolman]

so are my feels ;(

also this happened today: I "borrowed" a small pice of glass with paintings from around 50 a.e so i can give it to her. Upon arival I realised that the paint had pealed off inside my pocket, making it worthless. FML

 

[AIagremm]

Wait, glass with paintings? And that was a total disappointment.

 

[trolman]

priseless aincient artifact ruined... atleast she'll laugh when i tell her... not the same effect if i actualy gave it tough... not to self, preseve it better next time

I feel like mr bean, but even he's got a girlfriend!

 

[AIagremm]

That's actually good, since you have a story to tell.

 

[trolman]

Seariously that pice of glas has spend almost 1600 years under the ground waiting to be found, it was a bit ruined but you could totaly see there were two bulls on it. She would have been stunned. Now my back up git is just a broken pice of a clay vase.

 

[AIagremm]

You put... a 1500 year old glass work of art... into your pocket.

If I could, I'd slap you so hard your grandchildren will feel it.

 

[trolman]

Fuckign mr Bean, dude. Also i was stealing it...hmm I what? Yeah thats what i didnt wasnt it... well yeah but for love!

 

[AIagremm]

I don't care if you stole it, but here's some tough love. You suck at carrying artifacts. Anything that has remained in the same position for at least 50 years should be carried with extreme precaution, best way to do it is to cover it with a napkin and then put it in a pocket.

That said, she would probably destroy the image by cleaning it from the dirt anyway, so it doesn't really matter.

 

[trolman]

Yeah but i was afraid of someone noticing... guess i'll tell her, make her laugh and promise a better gift next time. Seems like she accepted my skype invitation but there is no message, probably because we werent both online. Its time to play the waiting game...

Also nearly hit mother a few moments ago becasuse he was talking lies about my love. Bearly handled myself.

 

[trolman]

Seemslegit.jpg (chose one from google)

She was calling obvous lies about her appeareance inorder to troll me.

OH FUCK CRUSH IS BACK ONLINE, SPAGHETI ON THE FLOOR!

 

[trolman]

so far so good

 

[trolman]

Well things whent kinda good, something might come out of this.

 

[AIagremm]

My reaction to your success on the love frontier:

 

[Bernkastel]

Bearly. You made my day.

 

[trolman]

Heard that song before but never expected the video to be so....

Will post news from frontier later, work was shit btw.

 

[trolman]

Okay bad news you guys. She was going to travel to the big city to tommorow, to register her driviercs license and offered me to come along because i have the same thing to do. Problem is i'll get the needed documents for the registration tommorow so i go with her. Best thing that could happen in thes situation is that she choses to go next week (but probably not). Also parents are beeing unsupportive as fuck, they're frustrating me.

 

[Amargaard]

Why is it bad that you two are going together?

And will the DP Builder map feature races from old DP as well? :b

 

[VeljkoM]

No it won't because that would kill map limit several times and old dp would outnumber new dp forces.

 

[Legion_King]

No it will not feature races from old DP as well. :b

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Though there may be a few easter eggs :3

 

[Amargaard]

Yay, easter eggs!

 

[VeljkoM]

Got to find them all.