The Daily Peon

[Legion_King]

And be killed by invincible peons.

 

[trolman]

the bad thing is we wont be going together

 

[trolman]

Well she still hasnt turned on her skype so i havent told her, but maybe i coudl still use my cards and manage something. If I cant get enough seige time I'll just confess to her for the lulz, its pritty damn crazy what she means to me. Im just dont know what to do with life.

 

[trolman]

okay we might have some progress...

 

[AIagremm]

Go on.

 

[trolman]

Since i knew she liked running at the stadium, I asked if i could run with her. Totaly legit reason to hang out almost daily, gonna spend all the time to make her like me while avoiding the friendzone and getting closer for the strike. Sure I may be a bit out of shape and very fuckign tierd from all my slavery, But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked 1000 miles, to fall down at your door.


or maybe she wont call me since she went to clean her car (would have been too suspicious for me to offer aid).

 

[AIagremm]

No, seriously, tell me more. This is finally getting somewhat interesting.

 

[trolman]

Not yet Jose, not yet

 

[AIagremm]

Curses. Foiled again.

 

[trolman]

its been some time now maybe she wont call *gulp*

 

[AIagremm]

 

[trolman]

Hmm okay she probably isnt gonna call. HOWEVER, thats kinda good

1) ATM i have eye shadows because i didnt sleep enough (was thinking of her too much) so hopefuly tommorow i will look decent

2) I didnt even mention runing, she asked me out

Just gotta play it cool...

 

[AIagremm]

You remind me of the fact that both love and schizophrenia are triggered by high levels of the same chemical compound.

 

[trolman]

U jelly.

 

[AIagremm]

Jealous of you being obsessed and depressed out of puppy love? Please.

 

[trolman]

 

[AIagremm]

...why?

 

[trolman]

Hey buddy its the first day im actually ina good mood, because i'll probably get to see her. I know the odds. I know the risks. I know the possible results. Just gotta play it cool, get her to think of me, get her to like me and get closer.

So yeah, you jelly )

 

[AIagremm]

Um, okay. Whatever you say.

 

[trolman]

Confidense is the key.

 

[AIagremm]

Sure.

 

[trolman]

 

[AIagremm]

You are delusional.

 

[trolman]

Why?

 

[Misha]

oh cool.. velja posted stuff about his map. c: let's talk about it here, since he needs to have clean discussion atm. y'know.. setting up the info about the map idea

 

[VeljkoM]

Yes little slow at making the info want first to finish some edits so map would be uploaded and ready for testing.

 

[AIagremm]

Well let's see. For two weeks you flood this thread with stories of how terrible your life is. Then, after all your pathetic tries to win attention you get a chance and you once more flood this thread, but now with stories how happy you are.
And when I point out that a man with a crush is the same as a madman, you call me jealous and envious.

You are delusional.

 

[Legion_King]

I thought the topic changed.

 

[Misha]

I kinda did change the topic, let's give Veljko some support, Alagremm and Trolman

 

[Legion_King]

Hail, I am the forever Loyalist Human who is always attacked first, not by one person, not by two, by every single player in the map. That is the rule of DPB.

 

[trolman]

Whoa hold on, my tries werent pathetic its life thats briging me down, and i never said i was happy, just not in a bad mood.

Also i was trolling about you beeing jaelous and envious.

BTW I have the .

 

[VeljkoM]

Could be because your mission is to establish an empire in middle of map and control all the lands.

 

[Legion_King]

Aye, can't do that peacefully.

 

[Azsure]

The second rule of DPB is never attack alone or let Azsure grow up, or Oblivion is imminent.

 

[VeljkoM]

Yes Az armies when amassed will rain down up on the poor deluded enemy. On the bright side we fight in the shade then.

 

[Legion_King]

Rule 3: Greatest weapon against LK-Az team is to hope one's net or PC dies.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Rule 4: Economy is the Key

 

[VeljkoM]

Rule 5: When in doubt spam archers

 

[Legion_King]

Aye, beware Ant's 7500 gold per minute as the gold cap is 3000. Well used to be 3000 at least.

And yes, rain of arrows is powerful.

 

[Azsure]

Rule 6: Gates must not be built one after another or face migration.

 

[VeljkoM]

Rule 6: You must not make vertical gates in front of each other or gates migrate south.
Rule 666: Fear Peons

 

[Legion_King]

Side effect includes merely the reconstruction of the whole wall.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Rule 347: Run when you hear the squeals.

 

[Legion_King]

Explaining Rule 347: ERROR 743, CANNOT EXPLAIN -- Initiating Blue Screen of Death --

Rule 7: Vel stole LK's Nerfhammer in DPB. He can nerf all, and axe at the same time.

 

[Azsure]

Rule 8: Vel made befriends with the reducer in DPA, to stand a chance against the hammer.

 

[VeljkoM]

Rule 9: Humans are to be nerfed and orcs to be buffed.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Rule 10: Use of Bug Bow may result is cataclysmic events.

 

[Legion_King]

The rule in the previous page is bugged, as it has the same number as the rule above it.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I see no bugs... must be something wrong with your Eyes

 

[Legion_King]

Deceived... by insects...

Pretty much shows the fact that the bug bow can fix bugs too.