The Daily Peon

[trolman]

Im just a man, i have feelins and desire...those legs...dat ass...dem boobs...that beautiful face... all not for me...

 

[Bernkastel]

What do you look like anyway? I've always imagined you as a hairy shapeless object.

 

[trolman]

Ergh kinda, somewhat average height, long brown hair. She said it looked very nice i complimented her hair and well, que all the feels of the forbidden love and the missing happiness.

 

[trolman]

I wonder how she tastes...

 

[AIagremm]

Tastes? Suddenly, I feel very happy about being so uninterested in anyone.

 

[Bernkastel]

What do you mean uninterested!? You have the perfect catch there. You fool!

 

[trolman]

Her taste.

 

[AIagremm]

Salty fish, just like anyone else.

Oh come on, she's a yaoi fangirl. You can never trust a fujoshi, she'll just do everything she can to get you hooked up with a man.

 

[trolman]

 

[Azsure]

And yet it was weird to talk to a fangirl that calls you cute and awesome.

Oh and apparently my neighbour is quite smart, he waited for his grandma to not be anywhere near and hugged me tight. Guess I'm officially doing something 'wrong' now.

 

[Bernkastel]

Alagremm, you are a paranoid fool.

 

[AIagremm]

Yes. Yes I am.

 

[Bernkastel]

And you should feel ashamed.

 

[AIagremm]

I guess... oh, and my worst idea ever was introducing Azsure and VeljkoM to her. So now those 3 talk all the time and don't invite me. I have a thing for creating societies where I'm not invited.

 

[Bernkastel]

Good that you never introduced me to her. I hate being disturbed. That's like the most annoying thing that ever occurs.

 

[AIagremm]

Think she would be too shy to actually disturb you. I mean those two practically forced themselves on her.

 

[Bernkastel]

What an ugly way to waste time.

 

[AIagremm]

Well it's a good way to annoy me though.

Now I have a whole day ahead of me. I should do something useful. I have to make a statement!

 

[Azsure]

Because talking ONCE with her means all the time.

 

[trolman]

Thers another she in this thread?

 

[AIagremm]

Well, you talked once before I left, so I automatically assumed that this wasn't the only time. Then again, considering the differences in activity between the three of you, it's not surprising.

 

[Bernkastel]

What do you mean another?

 

[trolman]

I guess... oh, and my worst idea ever was introducing Azsure and VeljkoM to her. So now those 3 talk all the time and don't invite me. I have a thing for creating societies where I'm not invited.

Good that you never introduced me to her. I hate being disturbed. That's like the most annoying thing that ever occurs.

Think she would be too shy to actually disturb you. I mean those two practically forced themselves on her.

????

 

[Bernkastel]

There isn't a single she here. Simple as that.

 

[AIagremm]

What a wonderful turn of events!

 

[trolman]

But who were you talking about?

 

[Bernkastel]

Secret

 

[Azsure]

Am I the only black haired here?

 

[Bernkastel]

At least I am not black haired.

 

[trolman]

brownhaired master race

 

[Bernkastel]

Your kind has never even seen the master race.

 

[AIagremm]

I have brown hair. I think I may bleach it.

 

[trolman]

Yeah im not in the mood for this.

 

[trolman]

Oh wait, i get it now alagrem has a girlfriend!

 

[AIagremm]

I do?

 

[trolman]

the yaoi fangirl you introduced to az and vel, or i guess you dont want her? ahaha lol see you in the feel threads

 

[AIagremm]

Just because I know a girl, doesn't mean she's my girlfriend.

 

[Azsure]

I have had girl mates who hugged me and played with my hair, yet they are not my girlfriends either.

 

[trolman]

Faggotry, I say!

 

[trolman]

>inb4 u call me a faggot for crying and getting depressed

 

[Bernkastel]

I'm sure she wants to be a guy as much as I want to be a girl

 

[Azsure]

Hidden

It's normal for people to want to be something else, just like I want to be a child.

 

[trolman]

Normaly i wouldnt care but in this mood i feel creeped out.

 

[AIagremm]

How did I not expect this...

And yes. Yes she does.

 

[trolman]

Whatever, see you in your personal feel thread in a few months.

 

[Bernkastel]

And that is not too much.

 

[AIagremm]

Do I want to be something else? I can't tell.

 

[trolman]

 

[AIagremm]

Dicks.

 

[trolman]

Im thinkg about her.