The Daily Peon

[Amargaard]

Well, take the DP-world as an example...
Trolmanian empire = your gang
Protectorate = Outcasts

Protectorate is maybe an outcast-force, but we do have fun together (IRL - parties) and we dream of one day making a better world (IRL - The dreams). Maybe we are outcasts to Trolmanian Empire, but we are great allies anyways, and we won't let anyone down...

 

[trolman]

Well the empire takes care of its own and rarely contacts anyone else

 

[Amargaard]

And that is the only thing making Empire bad... The leader of the Empire have started believing he is evil, but he isn't, and don't wanna open up the borders to new alliances... (Other ways of life)

 

[trolman]

you're totaly right...

 

[AIagremm]

Thats why he hates Triumvirate! ^^
But we always welcome new people or plot stuff about them! Like giving them great power(Wink)

 

[trolman]

huh?

 

[Amargaard]

????

 

[AIagremm]

- smokey sounds!(sry Am)

 

[Amargaard]

xD xD ... Life goes on, It's kinda killing me to not hear any music-sounds in like a month (That's why I must go to parties!)

 

[AIagremm]

Cool, I found the coolest parts of the final episode of LOST in Tube You!

 

[trolman]

and I go to get drunk

 

[Amargaard]

...

 

[trolman]

yeah my life is misurable so I plan to drink it away :[

 

[Amargaard]

Well, I just don't like the thing that alcohol is connected to depression in your country...

 

[trolman]

oh no its just connected that way with me,I drink it to become happyer

currently I stared troug the window,had a few toughts and realised that I'll defenetly finish my quest for the holy pussy sooner or later,I just need to find the girl it belongs too.So now im almost :| but still a lil sad that everyone else found it

 

[AIagremm]

Holy Pussy? xD

 

[trolman]

Yes and I must defile it with my chaotic cock in more ways than one.

 

[Amargaard]

Great, well I'm still looking for a holy pussy, and I'm still virgin, but one day I'll find it, and you will too Trolman (Hopefully another holy pussy...!), and that's what makes life bright!

 

[trolman]

yeah I guess I should live on and direct my atention towards the lower classes because those ones are free and theres nothing like investing in the future,looks like a little girl now?2 years later,hotest chick in town yeah so I might try that

 

[Amargaard]

Well, the girl I kissed friday, was not any supermodel, though she was thin with a nice boody and okay boobs. I usually take wat I can get :7

 

[trolman]

Hmm yeah but 10 years is a little too much so I'll direct my attention to those that are 4 years younger max.

Well I cant get anything

 

[Amargaard]

Yes you can, but you never try >

 

[trolman]

I should really do that,only problem like I said I cant meet them but when I meet my gang on the grand drinking in wensday I'll talk to them if they can find some hot girls that would hang out with us

 

[Amargaard]

Damn, internet-error...

Hehehe! Great Trolman! Just drink and don't be shy... and if you are too shy to do anything, you should just play more drunk. I did that, when we was on WC - played so drunk that i just lied on the floor while she peed. But at least you should try kiss them, then you'll slowly take one step up for every time - I'm still virgin and I have kissed a lot of girls, though compared to some of my friends it's nothing... :7

 

[trolman]

wait so were you in the same place were she peed or were you waiting for her by the door?

 

[Amargaard]

As I said, I saw her pee... She asked "Anyone wanna go to the WC with me?" and I said "Yeah me!" The others wanted it too, but I'm the fastest and the strongest so I was the first one! ... And on the WC I just lied on the floor, while she peed, and when she was finished I saw it!

 

[trolman]

oh so she wasnt telling you to come fuck her in the bathroom that kinda makes me feel a bit better,oh than you're a lucky pervert so you met her by your friends?Now I know i should definetly ask mine...and dont worry you're ahead of me and you'll probably get laid by her or some other chick at those partys no need to be sad like the old trol who's fate is unknown

 

[AIagremm]

You really shoouldnt have drunk so much, you could have gotten some action for your disco stick.

 

[Amargaard]

Well, I'm not sure I'm ready yet... Besides later I lied on the floor with her, and then I tried pull her pants off, but she said "Adam, that's bad style you know...", and I said "Yeah, sorry, I'll go... I-I-I'm drunk...". Then I left, but somehow it wasn't embarrassing because I was drunk... I also kissed her later and such... :7

 

[trolman]

huh well I guess this means you gotta make her your girlfriend spend some time with her and then bang her

 

[AIagremm]

"Adam, that's bad style you know..."? XD

You should have said "I know it is. Now come here and **** my ****"

 

[Amargaard]

Well, that could be a solution, though there's some other girl that I try to make my GF. Also this girl was a "player", she kissed with all the boys... >:7

Lulz Al! >xD

 

[trolman]

then she's a fucking slut dont waste your time on her,try with that other one now can we please change the subgect Im getting kinda sad again,I should realise I can live my life without fucking some bitch and it would still be kinda good

 

[Amargaard]

Well, I enjoyed kissing with her...

 

[trolman]

<:-(

 

[trolman]

Im feeling like a shit right now...

 

[Amargaard]

Why?

 

[trolman]

Well I feel really bad,since I havent found a girlfriend and probably wont find one soon,I also greatly envy you and whenever you say girl i imagine the perfect one for me and for some reason I get really sad,Im also listening to a really sad song and its sang by Ronnie James DIO my god,what a great man he was he gave so much to the world but when he died no one ever remembered him now...
If I wasnt such a man I'd probably cry.

 

[trolman]

so what?are the hot russian girls gonna allow me to fuck them or will the ruskys ressurect DIO and my cat?

 

[trolman]

yeah give me their phone numbers then

 

[trolman]

kay but dont take too long I dont know how long can I stay away from the rakia in the fridge

 

[trolman]

yeah I cant but I havent started yet

 

[trolman]

well I'll get drunk anyways cuz im sad < yeah Im drinking away my life but its better to burn out than fade away

 

[Amargaard]

*cough* Gnomes *cough*

 

[AIagremm]

Oh yeah? Think that is smart? Check this out!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/38/Wagenburg.jpg

 

[trolman]

Im back and Im drunk and Im sad.

 

[AIagremm]

Thats sad
You really need some pussy

 

[trolman]

yeah I really do and I'm very sad and drunk....oh well Alcohol will end destroy my life and hopefuly kill me but atleast I'll get the thril of beeing drunk :/

 

[AIagremm]

Don be like that! When you finish school, try to get good grades and then try to get to live in Denmark!

 

[trolman]

I do have good grades but I dont know a single word on danish