The Daily Peon

[AIagremm]

No worries. You know English so you can probably find some free university in Denmark. Or Germany, its near

 

[trolman]

Yeah but I need money and Im poor >:/

 

[AIagremm]

Thats why you need to find a free university...

 

[trolman]

Yeah but what I'll sleep on the street?Plus the broads wont understand what Im telling them -.- and just to travel there costs alota cash and the lessons will be on danish language

 

[AIagremm]

True, true...

 

[trolman]

so yeah I guess I'll drinkmyself to death sometime when I get really sad,right now im just >:[

 

[Amargaard]

I'll teach you danish, and you can live with me (Though you must not take my holy pussies, when I take them home... But in DK there's lot's o' holy pussies!) :]

 

[trolman]

hmm were do you live

 

[Amargaard]

In Denmark. The island known as "Sjælland"... Think it's called Zealand in english :-/

Sjæl = Soul
Land = Country

 

[AIagremm]

Dont you think you can make a sandwhich with a girl as the ham?

 

[Amargaard]

Nope xD ... Trolman can bang someone else. Don't worry, I'll help you find 'em xD

 

[trolman]

Wasnt chr2 from there too?

Edit:dude grose...
Nah since Im a foringer I'd be pritty original and intresting for the girls,onlt problem is they wont be able to understand me...

 

[Amargaard]

Well, Chr2 is from Denmark, I don't know where in Denmark. Our capital, Copenhagen (København), is located on my island, so most likely!

 

[trolman]

Yeah he said his dad lives in Copenhagen and his mom in some small town thats probably not too far from Copenhagen since he travels to it everyday by train,maybe I'll get to meet him too but cash is the biggest problem.

 

[Amargaard]

Yeah... I'm from here: Ledøje-Smørum... A small village in Zealand...

 

[trolman]

What me?Pff I dought even one would have an intrest in my love gun (

) letalone more (or will they?)

 

[AIagremm]

You're a foreigner! Foreigners = fresh dicks and accent!

 

[trolman]

well that is true altough I dont have an accent with english and dont know duch still if it was easy as you said Denmark would be the biggest country in the world and wierdos like me from the entire planet will go visit it xP

 

[Amargaard]

Denmark is one of the smallest countries in the world ^^ ... But we do have the legendary "hygge"!

 

[trolman]

and hygge is?

 

[Amargaard]

Cozyness xD

 

[trolman]

ah...well im gonna try to find were you live in Google maps now...

 

[Amargaard]

Yay

 

[trolman]

sorry I couldnt I think I found where chr2 lives but I dont fully remember the name and I saw two places that sounded like it,if you want you can come visit me I can provide...well Rakia,fun time and a long depression.

 

[Amargaard]

Hehe, well I would like to taste that Rakia-stuff > ... Maybe meat your gang-members and be beated down because I ain't hardcore enough xD

 

[AIagremm]

Rakia? You may know it, it is known as schnaps in German region.

 

[trolman]

oh yeah you should,it gets you drunk really fast

Hmm yeah thats a problem since they're morons they wont understad you and you'll be a burden...but who needs them we can go out vandalise and scare people on the streets just the two of us then we might go to the mayors home and pee in his shoes again >xD

 

[AIagremm]

Somebody's evil vandal! >:I

 

[Amargaard]

HAHAHAHA! >xD Lulz, lulz, lulz... >xD

 

[trolman]

no it wasnt the real mayor just this retard kid we hate,I didnt pee in his shooes sadly because I hadnt drunk yet that night but we can go pee in his shoes he's too stpuid to realise

 

[AIagremm]

Oh, that mayor! Yeah >

 

[trolman]

Yeah that asshole punk so what if he's mentaly chalanged?Hes still a fucking prick and If I ever meet him when Im drunk I'll kick his ass,usually I restrain myself knowing he's retarded and probably doesent mean it but when Im drunk I dont care about anything.

 

[trolman]

pff like I'm that desprate,I can always get some hooker but they are usually gypsys and cost cash

 

[trolman]

yeah but first I gotta find one <

 

[chr2]

Wazzup!

 

[trolman]

I got sad and drunk again.

 

[chr2]

Cool... I'm reading "Beyond the Dark Portlal" and my new mobile phone works!

 

[trolman]

good for you...

Me?Well I just wanna drink away my life.

 

[AIagremm]

So first you bought an extreme headset and now a new mobilephone. Someone who's name rhymes with Roleman, will kill you ^^

And I read it, its nice!

 

[trolman]

Actually he did buy a mobilephone when he bought the headset but why would I kill him?

 

[AIagremm]

You hate rich vikings ^^

 

[trolman]

I hate ritch people in general

 

[AIagremm]

Some of them aint bad... sadly most are.

 

[trolman]

indeed most are
yeah steal from the ritch and give to the poor (me)

 

[trolman]

No I say that thats what its better to be in my country,Compunisum was kinda cool since you can do a lousy job and still get payed altough all the limitations are bad.

 

[trolman]

well I wouldnt be allowed to get drunk if it was communits times so I guess I can say "Zing Heil!"

 

[AIagremm]

Like that stopped anyone >>

Zing Heil? Its Sieg Help actually and it means Glory to Victory.

 

[chr2]

Stupid nazi... Atleast trolman isn't a grammar nazi

 

[trolman]

yeah no way I can be stoped unless I get raped by some hot chicks from the gestapo/DS (that was the secret comunits police in BG)

No im too drunk to write properly

 

[chr2]

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