The Daily Peon

[trolman]

yay for tits!Dont forget to introduce me to your bigboobed wannabe camel girlfriend when I come to visit you and AM someday when I win the lotto

Also I dont remember why I got drunk and I have trouble just sitting in my chair,lol Im finaly a real alcoholic

 

[chr2]

\"\(o.o)/"/

 

[trolman]

whoo I can not stand up straight and I keep falling on the ground...


God Im soo misruble

 

[AIagremm]

Yet you are almost completely grammatically correct...

 

[trolman]

somethings alcohol cant kill Alice,if my life will be as bad as it is right now then I do not wanna live,god if its gonna be like this then take me now

 

[trolman]

Why do I have this feeling that everyone's offline because they dont wanna talk to me.

 

[trolman]

how did you find yours?Also Im not a nerd so you the video wont help.

 

[chr2]

I'm a nerd

 

[AIagremm]

Now you name the game! ^^

I dunno. She's from my class.

 

[trolman]

alcoholics are cool! And I am one

Damn well the ones from my class are either already taken or too ugly for me.I knew I should have whent to that other school,all the girls I didnt meet are there and maybe one of them would have been my GF but noo I chose to stay in this one because of my friends -.- damn em cuz of em Im an alcoholic now

 

[AIagremm]

Well my class in like 33 people, so a lot of girls... however most are weird and only a few are taken.

 

[Amargaard]

Damn, I've watched too much p**n! My internet is really slow now, damn... -.-

 

[AIagremm]

LOL! XD
Now thats a story!

What porn did you watch?

 

[trolman]

damn your culture by the 6th grade all of the nice ones were taken!

....get drunk and die,its better.

 

[trolman]

yeah this town is killn me -.- I also had a talk with my mom N she's really worried but I dont care I told her she should leave me alone to die whenever the hell I want and do whaterver the fuck i want since its my life

 

[Amargaard]

You really have probs man <

 

[trolman]

yeah I do N Im really sick N tiered from this whole life thing

 

[Amargaard]

I wrote an essay about that once (And I'm good at writing essays) - I was too, but I wrote that the only solution is "to be a soldier", to fight on, and keep the dreams...

 

[trolman]

Dude dreams are made to be broken they are just something your mind creates so you would feel less sad,I dont have any dreams because I dont whant to lie to myself.

 

[AIagremm]

Boy that was an awesome episode of Big Difference! xD
They even had a parody on Avatar and it was a really good one!

 

[trolman]

nice to hear someone's enjoying their life

 

[chr2]

I have a dog called Palle.

 

[AIagremm]

And now they are showing van Helsing!

 

[chr2]

I live in Helsinge!

 

[trolman]

I think I found that on Googlemaps!

 

[chr2]

Really?

 

[trolman]

well almost...also know that If I could I'd visit you and AM

 

[chr2]

Cool. Lol, I could just imagine this.
*Someone knocks on my door. I open it*
Trolman says, with a bad english accent: Hello, I'm trolman
Me: Oh... Ehh... Hi.
Trolman: :|
Me: ... This is awkward.
Trolman: Indeed.... Soo...?
Me: Ehh... Wanna... come inside?
Trolman: Do you have rakia?
Me: I don't thi-
Trolman: Cya.

 

[Amargaard]

LULZ! Trolman we'll go buy some vodka, and then go to Chr2!

 

[trolman]

actually I dont have an accent...also I wont leave before I tell the camel you like her since youre to much of a coward to do so

 

[chr2]

You don't have an accent at all? xD This means you can't even speak english :O
It would be extremely weird to meet you guys IRL

 

[Amargaard]

*Trolman fucks Camilla*

Indeed!

 

[trolman]

no I learned it from watching cartoons as a child and overplaying games,really I bearly have an accent,bearly
Well AM lives in the same region you do...

If she whants to >

 

[chr2]

amargaard, if I ever meet you, I'll kick you in the nuts, just for saying that! Soo... where do you live? >

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Oh I hate you Al!!!!!!!1!!!!one

Coz I have just lost the Game!

 

[chr2]

You also lost in football

 

[Amargaard]

Well, we're both from Zealand, and... Oh, gonna kick me in the nuts? Ehh... I mean, I live in Jutland! ^^

 

[trolman]

what game?

Dont worry AM aslong as you manage to supply me with pussy I'll help you

 

[chr2]

The Game! We all just lost it!

Where... in Zealand >

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I know The Germans deserved to win! England are rubbish!

 

[Amargaard]

Not just pussies... Holy pussies, Trolman! Blessed by the great Trol in the Sky! :O

 

[trolman]

Then I'll kick his ass for you!I always repay those people that helped me in someway.
*dropes a big list of crimes and sins*

 

[chr2]

But the English deserved a second goal... I think that's total failure, that the linejudge (or whatever it's called) didn't see that.

You can't beat me!... Maybe... I'm a midget D:

 

[trolman]

midget?How tall are you?

 

[chr2]

1,78... -.-

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Yeah, we did deserve the second goal, that could have changed the outcome slightly! Stupid football guys don't like Technology! Oh well chr2 is a midget? =O

wait you aint no midget!

 

[trolman]

Well thats kinda normal size I remember I was 1,61 but that was in...6th grade if my memory cerves me well point is I've grown since then

Well he's a midget if thats not in meters

 

[Amargaard]

Ha! I'm 1,80! >

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Yeah, true!

my first thought was huh? coz i do height in feet and inches! coz i'm that cool! =p

 

[trolman]

I should really see how tall I am...