The Daily Peon

[chr2]

It is metres, but all other guys from my class are like... 1,8-1,9... Atleast it seemed that way... Okay, in the beginning I was a midget! Then I grew almost as tall as some of them... and taller than others...

Amar is a giant :O

 

[AIagremm]

Im 1.86! ^^

 

[chr2]

Al is a... what's bigger than a giant? He's... taller than my dad.

 

[trolman]

damn Well I kinda have no idea how tall I am but beeing tall doesent make you Chuck Norris

 

[chr2]

I bet you're over 2 metres because you're sitting on Skippy.

Fail... -.-

 

[trolman]

Nah I dont know but Im the second talles of my gang,the tallest dude we keep making tall jokes on,like I told him that when he finishes school he should go clean skyscreeper windows only he'd do it from the ground xD

 

[chr2]

Why do I get nervous about you being in a gang, and saying you want to visit me?...

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I'm one of the smallest =p most of my mates are huge!!!

 

[chr2]

Sadly, my two best friend are some of the tallest in the class... And next year in high school, I'll be sorrounded by tall people D: But what I really hate, is when a woman is taller than me... That makes me consider myself... a smurf (especially because I like to paint my skin blue and walk around in the city screaming "I am na'vi! For Pandora!!!")

 

[trolman]

holyshit turns out Im 1,76 but Im still huge than most of the girls in my class they're like soo tiny I feel like laughing

 

[chr2]

Okay, then I won't be scared about you visiting me

I'm taller than all of the girls in my class too. Actually I'm taller than about 90% of all women I meet (if not more), but still sometimes... Damn the tall women!

 

[trolman]

what you think that you beeing 2 cm taller than me wont get your ass kicked -.?

 

[Amargaard]

There's a girl in a lower class in my school... She's very tall - We call her "the tower"

 

[chr2]

Bring it on, trolbaby!

 

[trolman]

well I knew starting to drink alcohol at a young age will be bad for me

oh yeah we had one thats tall too and currently we have one thats short and I usually joke her like this "When I was <activity> you were still walking under the table!"

You're really that dumb arent you?

 

[Amargaard]

Oh come on dudes... Trolman will never come to Denmark ad beat us up if you keep discussing this! >:O

 

[chr2]

I went to karate for 2 years! And I... Like to hit the wall!

Camilla is quite short too We often joke about that too.

 

[trolman]

Most likely I get on the neares plane to come and beat you guys up then steal all your loose girls and vodka.

Meh hitting the wall doesent help unless you hurt your hand.

Good than I'll joke her about that too when I come to visit.

 

[chr2]

She once kicked my ass.

 

[trolman]

You've got to be kidding me,you let her win right?Or what is she some bodybuilder or are you really such a newb?

 

[chr2]

First.

 

[VeljkoM]

Gentlemen never hits girls.

 

[chr2]

Nope. I've never done so... ever!

 

[AIagremm]

Not since 19th century...

 

[chr2]

You hit girls, Al? D:

 

[VeljkoM]

Al that's not an excuse to hit... uh damn I forgot about Femi-nazi...

 

[chr2]

Sounds sexy.

 

[trolman]

Well I hit only the ones who have a problem with me and are really ugly.What dont tell me you didnt expect this?

 

[VeljkoM]

Better avoid them Chr. Al B. I expect everything from you.

 

[chr2]

Sexy femi-nazi!

 

[Amargaard]

I didn't expect that... Though I know a bitch called Celine which I would love to beat in the head, making her faint and then... !

 

[chr2]

Rape!

 

[trolman]

Well I have no problem beating up the really ugly ones but I said thats only when I have a problem,I dont care if theres a pussy under all the moustache,body fat,missing limbs,or uglyness.You dont mess with the Trol.

 

[chr2]

Trolman, you're a jerk...

 

[trolman]

Ah I caught you,that is only the mean asshole shell I hide in,actually I dont remember doing it and I probably wont espesially if the girl is hot,no then Im cool...

 

[VeljkoM]

Al Bundy would simply insult them by commenting on their weight...

 

[chr2]

I wonder what would happen if I got drunk at a party...

 

[trolman]

and thats kinda what I do,I told you I dont remember using violence on a girl and I probably wont,no Im nice to the hot girls and rather neutral to the uglyes

You'd have a better time

 

[Amargaard]

There are three Trolmen:
1. Doter (or something like that)
2. Deadeye (or something like that)
3. Trolman

 

[trolman]

Doter?Im called deadeye cuz of the way I look at things with my eyes,like a corpse lol xD

 

[chr2]

I like ice cream.

 

[Amargaard]

I don't remember your real name xD

 

[trolman]

N I like Rakia.

Nice -.-

 

[VeljkoM]

Tobo is your nickname or something right?

 

[chr2]

Mein name ist Günther Christian.

Wie heisst du wirklich, trolman?

 

[trolman]

Actually To6o is nickname for my real name since non of the letters on the keyboard represent the Ш sound we bulgarians use the letter 6 because 6 on bulgarian is Шест with a Ш ,we also use 4 for Ч...

Well I said it some pages ago and Im not gonna tell you guys

 

[Herian]

I knew his name was Christian.

 

[VeljkoM]

Sh-Ш

so you are Тоша?

 

[trolman]

Тоша would probably be the girl variant my name is Todor but I usually get called Тошо by my friends or trolman,I also have alot of other personalitys...

 

[VeljkoM]

So Teodor on English is your name. And sorry I forgot that all girls names end with A.