The Daily Peon

[Amargaard]

Woops, sorry I couldn't take part of this discussion - I wrote a loooong story ^^

Anyways, in Denmark we can offer you girls Trolman, invitations to parties, lot's of friends, a sight into the danish culture, vodka and the "drinking community", to live as a descent of a Viking, bad rainy weather which you said you liked and much much more than boring sunny weather...

Besides, this country is home to me, Chr2 and the new member Nillere!

 

[VeljkoM]

Like there aren't girls and parties here. And weather here is unpredictable so we have it all. Ok no vikings but there are hajuduks.

And tho this is probably bad for you I an Misha are from Serbia tho there are more member of hive there also like Cmarket, Master Haosis, Happy Tauren,,,,

 

[Amargaard]

One of my driking-friends (One of those wanna-be gangstas) is called "Serber" meaning "Serbian" in danish ... And it's kinda cool that three members from same country is in the same group, especially because Denmark is a very small country...

 

[VeljkoM]

I thought it was lot bigger then it is. Oh and at what age you can drink and drive?

 

[Amargaard]

Parrents decide drinking-age... It is liegal to buy alcohol when you're 16, though many of those "merchants" is kinda greedy and corrupt and won't mind selling some to anyone who pays > ... And to drive you have to be 18... :-/

 

[trolman]

1Yay girls!
2 I dont go to partys only drinking cessions!
3 I'm the type of person that prefers a few loyal friends than a 100 suspecious ones
4 Hmm Im kind of an outcast in every culture
5 Vodka!
6 More alcholics like me!
7 Well i prefer that its not sunny because of my blind eyes and their usuall pain to the direct sunlight

Wait so they're wanna be gangsters?Yeah no.Im going to Serbia plus I promised Misha that I would dehumanize him but he defrendanised me and left the group xD

 

[trolman]

What do you have to offer?

 

[trolman]

hmm well since my country lost 2 wws and the fall of comunisum its better to be a nazi then a commie plus we were the naughty kid

hmm what type of wierd?And what do you mean by most computerized country?

 

[trolman]

umm so what?I've got a pc here too...

Well in Bulgaria nazis are kinda accepted while everyone hates commies because of the communist regime that failed.

 

[trolman]

Well if it wasnt for them who would control the gyspy and romma population and who would sabotage the gay parades?
I dont care when I get 18 I'll vote for Attack and Volen Siderov.

Hmm not scoring alot of points there Alagremm,dont you have anything that might intrest me?

 

[trolman]

Well the nazis and skinheads are the ones that beat up the queeros.

You mean the super coldness?

Attack is a political party and Volen Siderov is their leader he was going to be president but the damn last one won,next time he might win ^^

 

[trolman]

Well not really nazi but his hate for the gypsys and such made his opponents call him a nazi,read this if you're intrested http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Атака_(партия)

so what about the weather?

currently AM has the most points

 

[trolman]

bump,I know youre online AM arent you gonna try to get more points?

 

[Amargaard]

Yes, I'm online, points in what?

 

[trolman]

in who im gonna go visit currently the biggest chance is I visit you

 

[Amargaard]

Damn, HIVE-back up... Of cause you should visit me! Also Chr2 and Nillere's here

 

[trolman]

yeah but what will I gain from the fist and what will I do there

 

[Amargaard]

You know, I'll introduce you to some parties - I got both Wannabe-Gangsta-friends and Nerd-friends which are partypeople in DK (Denmark) - If you have never kissed a girl before, you will most likely try it in at least one of three first parties

 

[trolman]

I havent :/

Dont you know any white trash people?I'd fit in with them the most.

 

[Amargaard]

I prommise you will in DK! The party-girls here do like us to be bad-boys, and just drink alot and you're a bad-boy >

All this party-thingie is new to me too, but I love it! I have only been drunk three times you know, and since yu have tried lot's o times, you'll be more "experienced" in the girls eyes! Last time, a girl called me a "Weak drinker", meaning I can't drink much without becomming drunk. You won't bee called that, I think...

 

[trolman]

They do?Well usually I go out with my gang and we steal car logos,break windows on shops and vandalise.When I go home from handing out with them,its dark,im drunk and I meet a woman I like scaring them alot,saying stuff that im a rapis or that I'll beat them up,you should see them run its halarious.

Well Im an alcoholic so I guess getting drunk more than once a week makes me popylar?

 

[Amargaard]

Yes, it does, that's the way to be popular in DK!

What about your friends? Don't they get pussy? What's your real name by the way? Mine's Adam

 

[trolman]

I know it is

Well my name is Todor but im usually called Tosho for short,deadguy (cuz of the way I look with my eyes,like a corpse) or some other stupid nickname but me and my friends rarely use our real names,we just say you or a nickname.

 

[Amargaard]

We do too in DK... They call me "Eddie"

Well, I kinda don't believe it. You guys would have got a lot o pussy in DK! :O What 'bout your friends?

 

[trolman]

Eddie?
Bleh yeah they're vandals too I usually have some gilt untill I get drunk ofcourse,then we drink some more do bad stuff,walk around town at night even tough theres a police hour for everyone under 18 (no one is 18 or above) and we drink,we swear alot and make fun of everything and everyone,.I really wish I could go to denmark and show you how to drink and vandalise properly :/

 

[Amargaard]

Yeah Eddie. At the time of Tekken 3 I always played as EDDY, and thus came this nickname xD

Well, not even my wannabe-gangsta friends do such stuff - they only smoke, get drunk, wish they were real gangstas and have pussy ^^ ... I'm sure you could become one of them, or maybe more a splitted up guy like me who haves many different friends

 

[trolman]

Pff gangsters they've only got pussy cuz they are pussys!Probably never met a white trash like me your avarage rock and roll/heavy metal fan that doesent give a fuck yet I still dont get pussy cuz im not mainstreem like them

hmm I like beeing around idiots alot since they're funny and we have a good time,my gang are all idiots and I love pretending im really stupid as they are

 

[Amargaard]

Well, I once knew another guy called "STRAUSS" - his last name... He was gangsta. He did all the bad things, and he was not shy at all - making the girls want him, but he didn't want the girls - only wanted to be baad guy...! Also it's popular in DK to have mohawk at the moment

But just go to parties, and slowly you'll get less and less shy, and at the end you'll meet your pussy. In denmark, it's normal for some to lose their virginity at the age of 12! :O

 

[trolman]

Pff gangstas are lame and I wonder if I should growmyself a long hair to be even a bigger trashbag

I told you dude the only partys are go to are with my friends that are only male :/ and we drink alot.I guess its normal for that age here too but things are alot diffrent with me since im considered uncool by some people.

 

[Amargaard]

Why that? Because it's "uncool" to drink in your country?

 

[trolman]

pff no because of my overall style and act of behavior

 

[Tleno]

No, that's because it's too regular in his country. It's as regular as breathing or checking your email.

 

[Amargaard]

Well, the DK-girls like it, the only bad-thing bout it is to be shy, and to be non-charming, you'll learn both things at parties! I kinda did, and you will too!

 

[trolman]

Actually tleno's kinda right.

But there arent any girls there!And thats my problem.

 

[Amargaard]

About what?

 

[trolman]

Well its too regular thus im kinda uncool.

 

[Amargaard]

Everyone drinks in your county? Everyone drink in DK, else they are nerds, and even the nerds drink, I found out lastt time! :O

 

[trolman]

The problem is there arent any hot girls at the "partys" I go to.

 

[Amargaard]

Then go to different parties / Drinking sessions.

 

[trolman]

But I dont know anyone there and I wouldnt get invited oh well I kinda got sad from this so I opened a beer if its not enough to get me drunk I'll drink some rakia too.

 

[Amargaard]

You are kinda cool... if eveyone heard you say that in DK, you'll probably get a cool reputation except the fact that you are kinda loner :-/ . Well, go get some friends! What about the other guys in your shool?

 

[trolman]

Tell them about me then >

Hmm 3 out of 8 from my gang are in the same class with me,another one is 1 year younger and the 3 others used to be in the school,sadly we've never managed to fully unite all 8 members,theres always someone that doesent wanna go out -.-

 

[Amargaard]

Hey guys I got a friend called Trolman, he's a hardcore gangster and alcoholic!

Hmmm... What about starting a career as Party Crashers? Those guys are evil, but they go to parties and get pussy! >

 

[trolman]

No I hate rap and hiphop!Introduce me as an old school rocker,alcoholic,psychopath and outlaw please.(Will you really do it?)

Nah they'd kick my ass if I crash a party.

 

[Amargaard]

Well ehh... I could do that... But it would be ment as kinda joke...

Then just get friends with the party-man instead

 

[trolman]

Yeah I know you wont <

Dude its not that smile,ive got little to no idea about the lifes of anyone who's not one of my friends,I dont know where the partys are or whos at them.

 

[Amargaard]

Well, I'm sure you're a nice guy, you seems like that. And just being kind to people helps. Keep being with you're gang-friends, but start being with others too... As I said, it gives respect to be popular more than one place! :]

 

[trolman]

I am but I hide behind the mean asshole who's a total dumbass :/ And I have real trouble comunicatin with people,my gang dont know a thing of what I just told you,they know the mean asshole...

 

[Amargaard]

To be honest, I don't think those gangs are good to you... In school I have been mocked in a long time and thus not being myself - I don't know why, but it's easier to get the girls when you're yourself! ... :-/

 

[trolman]

But they're the only thing that keeps me from beeing a 100% outcast, plus i kinda like their mocking but I created this personality against them,still you're right about the beeing yourself thing but I cant meet any girls that are hot enough.