The Daily Peon

[AIagremm]

Well, I'm guessing the stuff on Bulgarian TV is dubbed. In any case, that show is definetly worth watching in English.

 

[trolman]

but is it good as i've heard?

 

[AIagremm]

It's beyond anything you have imagined. Well, the first season is okay. The second season is great! The third season is fantastic! The fourth season is fucking amazing! The fifth season i- *foam from mouth*

It's just one of those few shows that get better each season, instead of the opposite.

 

[AIagremm]

 

[trolman]

anyway the 5th portal finaly worked and i managed to get back home, its far away from the villlage , so i would have to smelt all my iron into rails so i can create a railway by the coast and trough the desert at the village where i will liberate them and take thier oil (skeleton spawner), but that for tommorow.

 

[AIagremm]

Good. Tekkit actually adds oil...

 

[trolman]

No its not moded,but i intend to make a grinder under the village, build walls around, add watchtowers with snowgolems,irongolems patroling the streets, villagers will submit or die.

 

[AIagremm]

Well, if you want to make a grinder under the village, why not turn the entire village into an iron golem grinder? That's a free source of iron.

 

[trolman]

Because i actually want an xp farm, not a simple grinder, plus making the damn thing will make the village very ugly

 

[Azsure]

Suddently half my mates stopped coming to classes, yay.

 

[Azsure]

Stupid retarded teacher, may he burns.

 

[AIagremm]

What now?

 

[Azsure]

Tells us to make a poster about Organ Donations on monday, supposedly to be sent before tomorrow, he hasn't set the thing to allow us to submit the poster on the uni website yet, and apparently, that contest's last day to send your poster was THIS monday, and he told us about it that day...

He also doesn't explain two shits. 'Investigate a contemporanean artisian and explain how he uses the Color Theory' *Doesn't teach what the bloody Color Theory is* Since naturally internet isn't the best teacher, everyone made a sucky presentation, then he whines about it, win.

So we asked about the theory to another teacher and she explained it to us now.

 

[AIagremm]

>Can't teach for shit
>Employed by a university

Win.

 

[Azsure]

Yeah I repent for not entering at the morning schedule instead of afternoon, so I would be in same class with Lourdes and wouldn't have this shit of teacher.

 

[AIagremm]

Well I have research defence tomorrow. Shit. Fuck. Balls. Dicks. Broccoli.

I fear teachers may go apeshit on my research itself.

 

[Azsure]

And I got 8/20 in Spanish D; I confused two excersices the other way around.

...

Damn spell request queue, at this rate my spell with be made by next month.

 

[AIagremm]

Crap. Well, I'll go to bed, have a new day ahead of me, with defending my damn research and shit.

 

[Azsure]

 

[AIagremm]

Oh Brazil. You damn Chessmaster.

And we all know what really happened in that war.

 

[trolman]

<3 polandbal definetly better and actually funny unlike those stupid scandinavian commpics people read for some reason

 

[AIagremm]

Mostly because SATW is totally gay. I mean literally, when I read it I can practically feel myself getting gayer with every page.

 

[AIagremm]

This is one of the two I like though. Cause it has a certain country,

 

[trolman]

Its just scandinavian masturbation really.

 

[Azsure]

 

[AIagremm]

Hurray!

 

[trolman]

see, that is actually funny

 

[AIagremm]

Give me fun stuff. I hunger for more...

 

[trolman]

 

[Azsure]

huehuehuehuehuehue...

 

[trolman]

my racist sence is tinngling

 

[AIagremm]

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE.

Also, 'most special'. Oh Poland.

 

[trolman]

most chinise to China

 

[AIagremm]

Taiwan disagrees.

 

[trolman]

oh shit villagers can now talk?

I think i might actually buy the game now!

 

[AIagremm]

Wait, what?! Villagers can TALK? When did that happen?

 

[trolman]

Actually, scratch that, cant afford to spend 40 leva for a game i already have, sorry mojan im poor/greedy

 

[AIagremm]

Hehehe, grand. They sound exactly like I hoped they would.

 

[trolman]

Gah ! Must mine ore, must smelt rails, must reach village !

 

[AIagremm]

You addict. Pft.

 

[Azsure]

Wow, Epica is amazing, and The Divine Conspiracy is fucking awesome, except for the monstruous voice, I really hate it.

 

[trolman]

 

[AIagremm]

- Johnny, what was the point of that scene?
- Never question me, or I cut you.

 

[trolman]

MUHGAAHH yes ! THE RAILWAY IS COMPLETE time to colonise the villagers.

 

[trolman]

Day 1

I got attacked by suicide bombers on the train's maiden voyage, i feel as if the villagers dont want me.

 

[AIagremm]

Really? I have a solution for your problem. Build TNT minecarts and send them towards the village! That will teach them!

 

[trolman]

Nooo, it is my duty to protect not destroy the villagers, altough they dont seem to appriciate the wooden fences i've put becuase they climb on the rooftops and jump out, it seems i will need to build a massive sandstone wall around the place... which means i'll also have to dig a moat too since im gonna need lots of sand/sandstone.

 

[AIagremm]

Desert village, eh?

And I once built a huge and nice cobblestone wall around a village. And a small castle next to it, for my accomodation.
TWIST! By the time I finished the wall, all of the villagers left. I have no idea why, but they started leaving soon after I arrived and one by one continued to disappear until they were all gone. I found two of them in a far desert. Why were they there...

 

[trolman]

Well if all the doors were destroyed, the villagers stop counting the place as a village and start wandering around, either that or you've had a zombie seige which killed everyone or forced them to escape...

 

[AIagremm]

I left the village as it was, all structures and doors left intact. And I made sure that they hid at their homes every night.
Judging by what I saw, it was some sort of a strange bug that caused them to lose orientation of where their village was and wander to places unknow.