T.r.a.p. Hq

[DEAD FiSH]

I have a really valid reason for joining, don`t worry for my membership in pony group. It was my idea to make it. I can`t leave.
But that does not mean that I did not left...

 

[AIagremm]

Huh? But you are in the Legion of Ponies

 

[Wazzz]

 

[Tleno]

If you're in both groups for spying, then I hope you're spying for us.

 

[GIANT_CRAB]

Trap yourself, Tleno is a spy, he is actually pro-pony!

 

[Wazzz]

 

[AIagremm]

It seems Im not the only spy here.

 

[Wazzz]

damn spies

 

[AIagremm]

Well, off to visit your mother!

 

[DEAD FiSH]

The truth is that I lost my interest in ponies. I don`t watch that pony thread anymore. My subscription is ended.
Why did I lost it... I`m almost 18 years old and I watch idiots who don`t really care about me at pony forums.
And what are they doing in chat just spamming: CUPCAKES, CUPCAKES, ... and similar crap.
I`m sick of it!

 

[AIagremm]

Let's hope you are speaking the truth.

 

[Tleno]

Who cares if he speaks the truth? He's sick of that damn meme that should be forgotten long time ago, and that's enough!

 

[AIagremm]

Let's have a poetry night!

 

[Luffy_299]

Im back from a vacation, back on spying ponies

 

[Tleno]

Colbert brony shoutout? Obviously we're too great now.

This is getting nasty... four more months and USA will be called Unied States of Bronies.

EDIT: Wait... that would be.. USB!

 

[AIagremm]

Oh shit, oh gawd, oh man... they're getting official recognision, next thing you know - Bronie Parties in all major countries' governments!

 

[Tleno]

We should make our own party. :/

 

[AIagremm]

Well there are Pirate Parties in Scandinavian countries. Best thing Scandinavians came up with the last few hundreds of years.

 

[Tleno]

I heard there is a pirate party in Russia too. And some other countries...

I know! We should create a political party that blames ponies for everything bad, and so we will make crowds believe in us, then we shall take over the government and banish the ponies forever!

 

[AIagremm]

You work on that, good ideas. Mind if I take over the world in the process?

 

[Tleno]

Erm... maybe.

 

[Tleno]

Because some people got time to waste and roleplaying on how to eliminate ponies is one way to do it. Of course we could as well have made a resistance against roleplaying, but nobody here can be bothered to spend time on that (lots of offence intended to people who like roleplaying). :V

No u.

 

[AIagremm]

Billy! Y u no liek roleplaying?!

 

[Azsure]

What?! What does even roleplaying have to do with the Resistance anyway? We would still dislike ponies even if we weren't..

 

[Tleno]

Yes. And we are here to fight the meme, not some imaginary ponies.
*Roundhouse-kicks a pony into oblivion*

 

[Sky Green]

Idea: Spread this: Ponies spread DotA, the Plague will stop faster than it began

 

[Azsure]

Don't involve DotA in this, I play it and it doesn't have nothing to do with the pony fanatics. In truth, they would probably dislike ponies.

 

[Tleno]

Not to mention that Warcraft 3 Dota wll begin to die slowly when the Dota 2 and Blizzard Allstars will get released... no need to talk bad about something that doesn't look that bad nowdays...

 

[Sky Green]

Alright, then we have to find something that everyone hates, and say that ponies help Spreading it! What do people hate: American Idiots XD

 

[Azsure]

Well, maybe I dislike them a little...
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[AIagremm]

Nah, I pity the fools!

We can say that loving ponies may get you AIDs.

 

[Tleno]

No, we must say that ponies... that ponies support Uwe Boll's crappy video game based movies that are just terrible!

 

[AIagremm]

Is he that guy who wanted to make Warcraft movie, but Blizzard gently told him to go fuck himself?

 

[Legion_King]

I hereby introduce you the new Sorceress Spell: Ponymorph.

 

[Sky Green]

Does Dispel Magic dispel the pony-plague? Or Abolish Magic? Or Devour Magic?

 

[Legion_King]

"Pony-Plague" is even worse than Plague of Undeath, no way it seems.

 

[Azsure]

It's not a Sorceress Spell, but Demonic!

 

[Sky Green]

How many ACTIVE hivers are bronys?

 

[Wazzz]

i love how sky green comments on brony activity after quite the period of inactivity on this group itself

 

[Sky Green]

T.r.a.p. Forever!

 

[Tleno]

Well, pretty much most of the Pony Rebelion are active bronies. You can also spy on their thread to see who is most active.

 

[Sky Green]

What if I get infected when I read it?

 

[AIagremm]

Nah.

 

[Tleno]

No worries, the hate common sence inside you is too strong.

 

[AIagremm]

Did you notice that T.R.A.P. and ponies have one thing in common - we both lack sanity? =)

 

[Sky Green]

Dude, I have lacked sanity before T.R.A.P. even before the Pony-Plague, so T.R.A.P. atleast ain't the reason for my lack of sanity

 

[AIagremm]

I never said T.R.A.P. was the reason for insanity, check what I just said again.

 

[Tleno]

He said that both sides are not like really sane.

But that's pony's fault!

 

[AIagremm]

It is?

 

[Tleno]

Everything is pony faul!
Ponies started world war 1
Ponies started world war 2
Ponies aided Stalin, Musolini, Hitler, Mao, Georgo W. Bush and Justin Bieber.
Ponies created everything that is bad, wrong or pink.