Swedes please help me!

[Deleted member 219079]

So I have this obligatory course of Swedish, oh wait - FOUR of them, and I have no idea how I can pass all of them.

Even in junior hi I had no clue what certain words meant, you know like there's words under certain classes I, II, III and IV and I dunno what the fuck that means. My teacher just says "omg you cunt y u no didn't take starter course noob? get rekt bitch!" and I be like "bitch idc 'bout swed" and that cow walks away like a sack of shit.

So I need help on adjectives, there's like different forms of adjectives I need to MEMORIZE, and on top of that I dunno when to use which one. I know teacher said there's en - form, ett - form and plural, but how the hell can I know when to use ett/en when there's no en/ett? The hell?

And also I have no clue how to put words into those group I, II, III, IV. Problem is, we learned that in junior hi but i didn't focus on lessons back then, and we don't practice those anymore so I deeply need help on that or my hi school grades will be doomed!!

plz some1 help me, give me links, teach me here anything, my teacher just said "why didn't you take starter lessons" then she said "yo stupid" then she said "go kill yoself" then she said "fakn fagot"

 

[Chaosy]

So I need help on adjectives, there's like different forms of adjectives I need to MEMORIZE, and on top of that I dunno when to use which one. I know teacher said there's en - form, ett - form and plural, but how the hell can I know when to use ett/en when there's no en/ett? The hell?

en / ett is used in singular form.
a table = ett bord
a ball = en boll

for plural there are a lot of endings that indicates the plural form.
chairs = stolar
vases = vaser
shoes = skor

There are countless ones.. I am so lucky I don't need to learn it the way you have to x)

And also I have no clue how to put words into those group I, II, III, IV

I don't know what you mean here.

 

[Nuclear]

Assuming you're Finnish; change your native language to English, and you'll only have to study a native language (either Swedish or Finnish) and one foreign language (likely English).

Then go to your principal and explain the situation. Not guaranteed to work.

 

[Deleted member 219079]

en / ett is used in singular form.
a table = ett bord
a ball = en boll

for plural there is a lot of ending that indicates the plural form.
chairs = stolar
vases = vaser
shoes = skor

the r in end of plural is a good separator, i assume en is used in group I, and ett is used in group II and the rest have to be memorized

There are countless ones.. I am so lucky I don't need to learn it the way you have to x)

it's not that hard, it's just that i hate homework, during junior hi I didn't do ANY homework, still got 7,7 avg

Assuming you're Finnish; change your native language to English, and you'll only have to study a native language (either Swedish or Finnish) and one foreign language (likely English).

ye I'm, there's no obligatory swedish courses elsewhere. actually i've to redo my finnish course too...

why can't everyone just speak goddamn english.

o yeah the French resists, nuke France, then all will agree to it =)

 

[Nuclear]

Oh yeah.. the fucking French. I was there last summer. They'll just assume that you'll understand French (because it's the superior language), and if you don't, they'll keep talking it in case you suddenly reach a holy revelation and begin to understand it.

But I suggest rethinking your priorities. If you can't get motivated, just start munching drugs.
http://www.longecity.org/forum/forum/412-nootropic-stacks/

 

[Eagle XI]

Yeah, everytime you greet somebody in france with any language other than french they put a look up your face as if you just brutally murdered somebody before their eyes right there, inspecially the shopkeepers in paris.* lol

*exceptions may not count, or maybe do, i dont care.

 

[Deleted member 219079]

Umm... thanks for the tips, so plenty of them! Oh yeees, looking forward to the tomorrow test!!!










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