Sup, folks. I decided to make a pointless chat thread.

[Rui]

I've heard about people eating cats and dogs... fortenetly that is ilegal on Portugal I think <_<

-Rui

 

[Almost_there]

Ladies Gentle people, I would like you to meet My friend (in real life)Dark Paldin, SAY HI PALDIN NOW.
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[dark paldin]

hi everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[antihero]

Welcome!

 

[Shadowy Crafter]

WILLKOMMEN, HERR DARK PALDIN!

 

[Raiju]

believe me or not i already eat "cat barbecue"
its rather tasty, altough i prefer the common one

horses rlZ, the only good thing the europeans brought here

btw, Shadowy where are you from?

 

[Kimbo]

Hmm....i havnt eatin cat actually, but my mums eatin dog and i heard it tastes like chicken, but my mum was crying when she found out it was her dog that was missin for afew days, and she says shes no longer eatin a dog again. But i wouldnt mind eatin snake...i heard that tastes like chicken too.
i wouldnt mind havn a pet chicken, yet i love chicken as food.

 

[Sansui]

if its not the same as me and its made of meat its fair game. try it once atleast

 

[antihero]

Snake isn't that great.

 

[Mecheon]

If its meat, its fair game to carnivores

We're carnivores. Well, omnivores, but we'll still eat meat

Unlike what those people who don't like meat at all want you to think. They seem to think its bad for us

They're wrong

 

[Kimbo]

ya, its like a vegiterian lion, i heard that lion got weak and its fur went white since it never had meat in its life, it was very very tired and letharic all the time and i think it died of lack of protien or an illness

 

[Modeler]

Any meat is good. Vegetables and fruits are bad (Need salt...). Anything with salt is good, but meat and salt is GREAT!!!

Oh btw: Try camel, yes camel. Its good, tastes like horse if you've tried it. (But it needs salt ).

 

[Kimbo]

hmmm....i heard people eat spider. or rats

 

[-Vindic@tor-]

Rats taste very well. Mices also taste good. Their major advantage is that you can swallow them alive

 

[Rui]

Argh you people eat horses, mices, dogs, cats?? Omg that should be ilegal in all the world XD.

-Rui

 

[Kimbo]

Yes...we humans are beasts in a way..Mmmm...argh dammit...iv got another urge.... to bite someones throat off....seriously...

 

[olofmoleman]

So, werewulf, how do humans taste?

anyway...
don't eat moose, it tastes boring.

 

[Kimbo]

human tastes salty, iv tried cuz i bite my arm...

 

[olofmoleman]

hmm, now that I think of it, I know how humans taste too, indeed salty, I nibbled my fingers when I was little.

btw, that salty taste is sweat.

oh yeah one more thing, I have a new avatar!!!! YAY!
drawn by me!!

 

[Kimbo]

lol, love it olof! i also heard u if eat human flesh it taste pretty much like pig. Hmm...bacon...(drooling..) arghh..me want so bad..

 

[Ramza]

Some1 should kill all those cat, snake eating biatches :?
Cant u guyz just eat fake flesh or sumthing? tastes the same, same ingredients (almost... no flesh)
In india and stuff, those modda fokkin* biatc*es cut legs and arms of animals when they are alive.. firs tthey hit em on the ground a few times... They just do that in the 'city' and the most people r just watching -.- I would really like to kill those as*wipes.

 

[Almost_there]

Oh come on cats aren't all that bad, they eat snakes, because they pwn, tigers eat bigger snakes, because they pwn, lions eat even bigger snakes, cause they pwn, jaguars eat even bigger snakes, cause they pwn.
NOW HOW MUCH MORE REASONS DO YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT, cats pwn.

 

[olofmoleman]

Housecats are evil, they want to take over the world, a lot of bad guys have cats as pets, and witches too.

Housecats are filthy little lying b*stards, they are also arrogant, spoiled brats, very lazy and unpredictable.

And wild cats are okay I guess

 

[PhoenixFeather]

Some guys tied a firecracker to a cat and lit it last new year's eve. It blew a big part of the cat and it still lived for an hour or two. (ouch!)

 

[N00byStance]

I'm disappointed :?

 

[Shadowy Crafter]

Of what?

 

[PhoenixFeather]

I'm disappointed :?

About what?

 

[Raiju]

fully agreed with olof (nice avatar btw)

cats are untrustworthy

if you think eating cats 'n dogs is strange Rui, in China they f*ck eat COCKROACHES AND ALL SORT OF FILTHY INSECTS

 

[Almost_there]

He's disspointed cause people blow up cats.. I think

 

[Sansui]

Cats are more trustworthy than dogs.

if you treat a cat right it will treat you like its god.

 

[Kimbo]

yet, people usta treat cats as gods....

 

[PhoenixFeather]

That would be the egyptians.

 

[olofmoleman]

Cats are more trustworthy than dogs.

if you treat a cat right it will treat you like its god.

HAHA, roflmao, that's a good one!!

 

[Kimbo]

That would be the egyptians.

oh...well...so!?!?!

 

[PhoenixFeather]

I dont know...

 

[Rao Dao Zao]

The Egyptians deified tonnes of animals. Cats were just... Actually, correct me if I'm wrong, there wasn't a cat-headed god at all? Although I do remember something about people mummifying their cats... Hmm.

 

[Mecheon]

I'm not sure if there was a cat-headed god, but there was definantly a goddess who was a cat

And a lionness-headed goddess

And a scarab-beetle headed god

 

[Rao Dao Zao]

Those crazy 'gyptians must have sure liked their LSD...

 

[Ramza]

Hmmm. I know alot of greek and egyptian gods, but there isnt a beetle headed god. (they do believe that a manure beetle(dunno correct word) that moves the sun). Egyptians have dog headed (Seth), bird headed gods (Ra, Thoth, Chonsoe, Horus, Sokar etc.) cow headed (Hathor) crocodile headed (Sobek) and ye also a cat goddes (Bast)and Khemu (with the head of a ram) I donnu more gods.
but they do mumifie cats, cuz... they like their pets?

 

[Shadowy Crafter]

Hey, Ramza. Wasn't Anubis the dog headed egyptian god?

 

[Raiju]

Hey, Ramza. Wasn't Anubis the dog headed egyptian god?

Anubis is the jackal-headed god who guards the dead

RDZ, the most insane thing about them is that they believe the sky is the nude body of their goddess Nut the Cheerful

just a lil edit, WERE. the old egyptian religion is just a legend now. the majory of egypt is islam

 

[Sansui]

Cats ARE very trustworthy unless you tortred them.

Cats were always thought of as HOLY and GODLY animals.

Dogs were considered LOWLY and RETARDED creatures for a long time.

and this wasnt only the egyptian fools.

 

[Almost_there]

Cats ARE very trustworthy unless you tortred them.

Cats were always thought of as HOLY and GODLY animals.

Dogs were considered LOWLY and RETARDED creatures for a long time.

and this wasnt only the egyptian fools.

I totally agree Sansui

 

[Shadowy Crafter]

Are cats smart also? I don't know, I've never been near a cat for more than an hour.

 

[Kimbo]

tihs will prove, wat cats truly r...
http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/mov_funnycats.htm

 

[Almost_there]

Most of those are kittens, And cats are extremely curious, ever here the saying "Curiosity killed the cat."?
your probably saying "OF COURSE I HAVE."

And Yes, There are some dumb cats, But A majority of them are highly intelligent animals.

 

[Ramza]

Hey, Ramza. Wasn't Anubis the dog headed egyptian god?

Anubis is the jackal-headed god who guards the dead

RDZ, the most insane thing about them is that they believe the sky is the nude body of their goddess Nut the Cheerful

just a lil edit, WERE. the old egyptian religion is just a legend now. the majory of egypt is islam

Ye, it is a jackal headed god. I didnt know that thing nude body sky, those guys were so weird

and Werewulf, cool movie I like the dog and baby attacking cats.

 

[Kimbo]

lol,yes so funny when the cat got squised by that game cude or watever. lol.Hmm....i got another one where a cate gets caught on a fan, thrown of and WAK! straignt into a wall.Mmmm...

 

[Raiju]

Sansui is the leader fo the cats fanclub, with 1 member: Almost_there

im not saying that dogs are better than cats, because i dont like dogs either

ride a horse in the camp, then you will never pay attention to a buffoon cat anymore

 

[Shadowy Crafter]

ride a horse in the camp, then you will never pay attention to a buffoon cat anymore