StarCraft And StarCraft II

[Misha]

Stupid Answer of the week #53 :
"because I'm lazy to do stuff"

 

[StormWarriors2]

Stupid Answer to answer of the week #53 :
"GET LIFE, GET A JOB, GET A WIFE, GO PLAY STARCRAFT, and please stop on the way out to get some delicious tacos, and zergling sandwiches."

 

[Misha]

hmm....

 

[AIagremm]

I used to think that protoss are bad... so I gave up thinking.

 

[StormWarriors2]

So did i that is a quote from a Dakka Dakkan. Who I can not reveal.

 

[Misha]

...:/ *presses a StarCraft button in the convo options*

 

[StormWarriors2]

ok. Question from a Dakka Dakkan. What is the new story for Starcraft 2? When will they kill off the Bitch of Blades?

 

[Misha]

who the heck is that guy?

 

[VeljkoM]

Well it is a Warhammer thing...it means on ork language something like "bang, bang"? It is also a Warhammer 40k forum.

 

[Misha]

right.. are we goin' anywhere with the warhammer talk?

 

[Misha]

what's enough is enough =_=

 

[VeljkoM]

You forgot mine post to delete.

 

[Misha]

since you said so '~'

 

[VeljkoM]

So can we now return to Starcraft? Can we see Tauren and murloc recruits ready to strike at zergs? Maybe protoss could hire Draenei since they look identical.

 

[Misha]

Thorasoh'Caph! we're not identical!

xD

 

[VeljkoM]

No you just have same skin color, those hair tentacles, goat like legs and both are from outer space. Only difference is mouth.

 

[Misha]

or lack of one x3

 

[VeljkoM]

Or maybe you should hire naga? We all know that you are arming them with protoss tech. To bad for you var is also arming murlocs with terran tech.

Maybe after you both finish I could maybe make futuristic map about Sea legion and naga?

 

[Misha]

no comment there xD

 

[AIagremm]

Zerg would unite with undead, and spread not only zerg virus, but also plague of undeath. Zerg Scourge!
Also, draenei would use protoss tech, and become even more powerful!

 

[VeljkoM]

Zerg would like night elves better. Zergs are living creatures and undeath would make them weak. They wouldn't be able to mutate with dead cells or make new underlings.

 

[AIagremm]

What about some sort of T-Virus? Or should I say Z-Virus?

 

[VeljkoM]

Oh wait I forgot about forgotten cerebrates...I mean gods...proof that zergs are creators of Azeroth.

 

[AIagremm]

Zergs ruled azeroth, and have created some sort of elemental creatures, using the celebrate old god thingys mental powers.

 

[VeljkoM]

Nah we can do better than that:

"The cerebrates were sent by overmind to investigate strange planet filled with strange energy (that was latter known as Well of Eternity aka WoE). When cerebrates investigated it they learned to control it and thus became first Arcane using zergs. That came with the cost for they lost ability to communicate with Swarm.

 

[Misha]

.... and the wast energies of the Well of Eternity slowly, but surely mutated the cerebrates into what we know now as the "old gods"

 

[AIagremm]

"Soon they have forgotten the Swarm, and used the energy and their new powers including a strange plague, to take control of the new world, and then many others, but a small force of Xel'Naga dubbed "Titans" defeated them, and put them in high security prisons, under the planet, using a lot of Xel'Naga tech."

 

[StormWarriors2]

Alright. Does anyone have any idea what the Xel-Naga look like?
I believe they are bird like creatures just because i was bored.

 

[Misha]

Xel'Naga hmm.... I'd say they have the protoss slim bodies and energy flows on their skin.
I'd imagine them as archons, but calm and vulnerable

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, I see them close to humans, but with skin that is reflective as metal, and an archon-like glow around them.

 

[Misha]

Xel'naga might be just essence attached to a body. a brittle life form that more relies on their minds than bodies..

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, however they would have some really evolved body.

 

[Misha]

oh course, since they're creators.

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, purity of form and essence.

 

[VeljkoM]

How do you know they even have bodies? When Overmind consumed them he had only their knowledge. If they had super bodies wouldn't zergs be more destructive?

 

[Misha]

Xel'naga were dying, they wanted to create new Xel'naga by creating and merging two races. i suspect they had a shadow of their formal bodies and minds.

 

[VeljkoM]

I sometimes wander what is the pint of creating new xel'naga. Why would old one do that? Do they plan to "enter" those new bodies to survive?

 

[Misha]

more like creation would be like normal reproduction to us

 

[StormWarriors2]

well the xel-naga control the entire universe but something happened....

 

[Misha]

simply, they were old, i think.

 

[AIagremm]

Most likely they couldt multiply for some reason(even morale). They saw only one way - create a race that would become their new bodies in time, but both went rogue. SO it can be assumed that they had a back up plan.

 

[Misha]

ask Blizzard

 

[AIagremm]

Whadda you think I am, nuts? They'll think of some stupid lore like Xel'Naga are tauren marines, who were spirit walkers on azeroth.

 

[Misha]

Bwahaha XD

well fan-lore can be just as weird.

 

[StormWarriors2]

lol well it is unpredictiable

 

[Misha]

You never know what next might pop up XD

 

[AIagremm]

Watch . You all know it, you all love it! Just to make poeple happy!

 

[VeljkoM]

That is old (originally created 2007 then latter stolen and uploaded to youtube on 26 June 2009). But still cool.

 

[Misha]

(for model enthusiasts) I'm almost done meshing my Protoss-naga C:

 

[Tahril]

What Protoss-Naga?