Night Elven Dad Jokes

[Rufus]

I want a bunch of bad jokes that has something to do with night elves.
Other races that are associated with Night elves, or that can be found in Ashenvale works too!

Important: Tell them as if they were told by a night elf.

 

[HappyTauren]

Someone help a humorless bastard out?

That's a funny thing to say, considering dad jokes need to be humorless, too.

So here are some:

Why does a druid hate his job? Because his shift sucks.
Why do druids transform? Because they can bearly hold their animal instincts in.
How do you call a night elf who observes and tests the bee colonies? Illidan the Bee Trier.
Why did Illidan get jailed? Because his brother was malfuirious!

I am trying to think of more, I think those 4 are more than bad.

 

[Naze]

Did you know that even the smallest deer can jump higher than the World Tree? This incredible fact happens mainly because the World Tree does not jump.

What's an eyeless deer in the woods? No-eye-deer.

Huh, huh? Got it?

*Warning: telling these jokes with socks and sandals is recommended

 

[Rufus]

Haha, love the druid one!

That's a funny thing to say, considering dad jokes need to be humorless, too.

Very true.

Did you know that even the smallest deer can jump higher than the World Tree? This incredible fact happens mainly because the World Tree does not jump.

dad pls. :|

(that's great )

 

[Championfighter25]

How many night elven druids does it take to get a cat out of a tree?
Three.
One to be the cat
One to be the tree.
And one to be the druid who gets the cat out.

There's your stupid joke.

 

[Devine]

Where did tyrande buy her tiger?
Amazon.com

 

[Shar Dundred]

Bad jokes aren't really my thing, my humor is splendid, but for you, Ruffy Boy, I will try.

What do you call a dark troll dressing like an elf? A nigh elf.

 

[KILLCIDE]

Why does a druid hate his job? Because his shift sucks.

Did you know that even the smallest deer can jump higher than the World Tree? This incredible fact happens mainly because the World Tree does not jump.

How many night elven druids does it take to get a cat out of a tree?
Three.
One to be the cat
One to be the tree.
And one to be the druid who gets the cat out.

These are absolutely hilarious!

 

[Rufus]

Good job guys, keep em' coming!

 

[Championfighter25]

Did you know that the night elves' ancestors were the biggest trolls?

1 druid who can transform into a moonkin, 1 who can transform into a talon and 2 into cats enter a bar. After a few drinks what becomes of them? A badass night elf megazord.

 

[Devine]

Have you seen ilidan's kids?
No?
Neither has he

 

[Mr.Goblin]

Who has the best voice in all Azeroth? Worgen Freeman

 

[Rufus]

Nice.

 

[Chen]

Why did the night elf get so buff after being afflicted by the curse?
He's been worgen out.

Wow, that's just plain stupid.

 

[Rufus]

It is. That's what I'm looking for though!

 

[Rogue Kessler]

Illidan, trembling with rage: I AM MY SCARS

Malfurion: hello my scars

 

[HappyTauren]

What did Illidan say at his Tyrande's wedding?

You are not pre-paired!

 

[Rogue Kessler]

Furion: you know my druid powers let me cut down a tree just by looking at it

Illidan: no way

Furion: I saw it with my own eyes!

Illidan: I'm blind

 

[HappyTauren]

Furion: you know my druid powers let me cut down a tree just by looking at it

Illidan: no way

Furion: I saw it with my own eyes!

Illidan: I'm blind

This joke can be improved:

Furion: You know my druid powers let me cut down a tree just by looking at it?
Illidan: I can't see you doing that

 

[Rogue Kessler]

This joke can be improved:

Furion: You know my druid powers let me cut down a tree just by looking at it?
Illidan: I can't see you doing that

See, I like Furion more as the dad joker and Illidan as the one who's too serious and fed up with the puns.

Furion: I just few in from Ashenvale...
Illidan: Don't say it.
Furion: Boy, are my wings tired!
Illidan: I hate you so much.

 

[Rufus]

@Jake Kessler
The first one is fkn brilliant! Love it!
The other one I don't understand. Might be a language barrier?

 

[Rogue Kessler]

I saw it with my own eyes

 

[HappyTauren]

ooooh.... god

that's so good I didn't even get it

 

[Kyrbi0]

This thread is glorious.

 

[Rufus]

It is!