Love (Valentine's Day)

[Zombie]

She's probably one of the greedier kind of ladies. Don't worry, hun', I've got everything you need.

 

[Heinvers]

You are really confident, aren't you...

Don't be picky dear, trust your heart to Zombie and all shall be revealed.

 

[StoPCampinGn00b]

At least the Hivegirls social group isn't being bombarded with "will you be my valentine?" messages.

Anyway. I'm at a 50% sucess rate (1 out of 2 in being asking out a girl and her saying yes). So I'm obviously a love expert that.. that.. didn't screw things up! D;

 

[Zombie]

You're a real pro if girls ask you out!

 

[StoPCampinGn00b]

You're a real pro if girls ask you out!

Actually, that happened to me twice. Had to say no to one but I said yes to the other :3

It was short lived </3

 

[NhazUl]

You're a real pro if girls ask you out!

Hmmm, a girl that was into me took me to an operetta once, does that count?

 

[Zombie]

Yes, Nhaz, congratulations!

Here's a trophy for you:

 

[Heinvers]

Hmmm, a girl that was into me took me to an operetta once, does that count?

Have you made physical contact with her lips?

 

[NhazUl]

No I didn't, I liked another girl. Zombie, is that a Silver Abs or Golden Pants award?

 

[N.Knight]

No girlfriends, what has this generation come to?
Valentines is just one day, what do you guys do on the rest of the days, play with your Mr. Jhonson?

The condition is really bad. I think the 'experienced' gents of the hive should step in write a tutorial or something.

 

[Zombie]

No I didn't, I liked another girl. Zombie, is that a Silver Abs or Golden Pants award?

It's the Golden Bulgarian Bachelor award, prepared specifically for you.

Also, a real man loves every girl, not just one.

 

[NhazUl]

Yaaay, I've won the Golden Bulgarian Bachelor award! Баси кефа, майка му деба!

And what does a real undead fucktard do, hmmm?

 

[Zombie]

YБаси кефа, майка му деба!

cheeki breeki

 

[NhazUl]

I v damke.

But come on, I just vulgarly expressed my joy at receiving the award.

 

[Zombie]

I v damke.

But come on, I just vulgarly expressed my joy at receiving the award.

You Bulgarly expressed your joy?

Ba-dum-tsss.

 

[NhazUl]

They used to mean one and the same like 1000 years ago, so yeah.

 

[Rex.]

It's the Golden Bulgarian Bachelor award, prepared specifically for you.

Also, a real man loves every girl, not just one.

A real girl loved every man's thingy. joke

 

[NFWar]

Most stupid thread I ever encountered.

 

[KommissarReb]

Because there aren't as many females around here, duh. The majority isn't homosexual either.

So obviously, the chances of someone asking how to get a boyfriend is smaller.

Ah, of course!

If that came to you as a surprise, then you're in for a bit of a shock. How many girls would be here anyway? I mean, it would be cool if some liked the Blizzard games as much as I do (or more so), its just that it seems to be unlikely.

It's the Golden Bulgarian Bachelor award, prepared specifically for you.

Also, a real man loves every girl, not just one.

Not all girls are loveable. But I guess I should have known that the qualifications for being a "real man" are more difficult than the initiation for being a member of the Lightning's Blade Clan

 

[Ardenian]

If that came to you as a surprise, then you're in for a bit of a shock. How many girls would be here anyway? I mean, it would be cool if some liked the Blizzard games as much as I do (or more so), its just that it seems to be unlikely.

Hu, yes, I totally agree with you, in general.

I was a bit surprised as I have three close friends who are female who play Blizzard Games themselves. I didn't thought that Hive would be so shocked cause of girls.

 

[KommissarReb]

I didn't thought that Hive would be so shocked cause of girls.

Some of us aren't accustomed to girls due to the way they are seemingly never found on forums. Of course, you never know since you don't know who's at the other end...

 

[Zombie]

Some of us aren't accustomed to girls due to the way they are seemingly never found on forums. Of course, you never know since you don't know who's at the other end...

Spoiler: Internet girls are men.

 

[Chaosy]

Spoiler: Internet girls are men.

*gasp*

Hidden

 

[KommissarReb]

Are you sure?!

Spoiler: Internet girls are men.

 

[Ardenian]

Some of us aren't accustomed to girls due to the way they are seemingly never found on forums. Of course, you never know since you don't know who's at the other end...

Spoiler: Internet girls are men.

Yeah, I myself would never trust a person you just write with because, as you say, you never know who is may at the other end.

But, just to not make myself a supposed liar and cheater, I never said whether I am a girl or not, well, fact, I am a male human being.

 

[Zombie]

But, just to not make myself a supposed liar and cheater, I never said whether I am a girl or not, well, fact, I am a male human being.

Damn, I totally thought you were a woman.

 

[Ardenian]

Damn, I totally thought you were a woman.

See ? You cannot really trust someone you are writing with

And you know now why I was distracted from your behaviour...

 

[Zombie]

Because otherwise, I'm sure you'd have found my behavior very attractive.

 

[Ardenian]

hmm hmm, probably...