Limerick Thread.

[TheDivineBoss]

I was thinking that I should make a thread,
So I went already ahead.
You maybe don't understand.
I might even give a hand.
So just have your own limericks impled.

*New*
You know that I've once been banned,
and you know I can withstand.
I like to be a E-outlaw,
but I rather call it a draw.
And am lonely in this E-gangland.

*Another one!*
Elenai has got me nerved,
that's why I had him observed.
I know he's a fake,
and his epicness at stake.
Elenai, my friend, you just got served.

Post yours too.

PS: If any moderators going to put this in SE, please go in Limerick style.

 

[Belgarath]

So ... what's a limerick? Don't yell at me if it's a common word, english's my second language...
(as in, explain so I can join this thing.)

 

[TheDivineBoss]

It's quite easy, don't be ashamed,
just use this site nicknamed.
I just get you through,
rhyme with AABBA wahoo.
And you got yourself a limerick maimed.

English is also my second language but I'm quite sure it's the correct name for it. You have to rhyme AABBA style, that site would give you help - Find your word and you see a list of rhyming-to-it words -

A: I have pleasure making these limericks,
A: it's so fun and easy to follow the basics.
B: You get to hear,
B: but nothing to fear.
A: It's just a silly version of those frolics.

I would try to find some music for it.

 

[HINDYhat]

TheDivineBoss, what you say is true;
In Soviet Russia, English speaks YOU!!
Sadly, my native tongue is French,
and I almost can't stand the stench
of this cheese that our people call 'blue'.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

HINDYhat, I like your try,
and like to comply:
You got a nice style,
and it gave me a smile.
Since it doesn't matter if you're French or high.


*From the In Soviet Russia Jokes thread*
There are facts that we didn't even knew,
They don't even know Google or Yahoo.
Russia is strange and weird,
You see even women with a beard.
That's why limericks write YOU!

 

[Oziris]

DivineBoss this is a spam,
i rather go to spang some kids,
i dont know what the hell i am typing
if i think i am allready in hell.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Oziris, you have really no clue,
post a limerick or shoo.
Because I can't be here all day,
but tolerate your betray.
You really must learn rhyme how-to.

 

[The_wand_mirror]

Yeah i think this is quite gay
So ill switch saying something in dutch
Ik stop ermee...

 

[HappyTauren]

The Divine Boss is not divine at all
all you would think is that he'll fall
all the exams that there are
because he goes to bar
he thinks he's cool for being a spammer
until he realizes there is "NO-SPAM" banner

omfg random shit

 

[iristle]

I think no point for this thread,
I very nearly wished it as a fly,
but i like to have a funny cry,
and to express my gigantic thingimummy.
However I hate creating the spam.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

HT and iristle you fail at rhymes,
but still the thread's publicity climbs.
You have to rhyme with like I do,
now go away if you got a issue.
Or I'll have to be angry at you sometimes.

 

[HINDYhat]

Am I the only one with a proper limerick?
Heh, makes me feel pretty slick,
or is it just the others who all fail?
Please post more, don't make this thread go stale,
or on your face, I shall throw a brick...?

 

[donut3.5]

Aren't Limericks supposed to start with There once was a...
--donut3.5--

 

[DarkDenizen]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whos- nevermind.

Anyway.

The limericks slowly degraded.
All quality suddenly faded.
Nobody knows how
To write good ones right now
So just S-T-F-U cause we hate it.

Bleh, it's 12:20 am, I've had a bad day, so I'm excessively negative right now.

 

[Technomancer]

Dark Denizen is quite a pro,
at making his limericks flow,
well needless to say,
hope he has a great day,
and his talents get chances to show.

Edit: By the way, Link for what a limerick is. Some of the ones in this thread aren't actually limericks.... but never mind that.

 

[Kaitech[SanD]]

TheDivineBoss you fail,
Out of the Hive you might aswell trail,
Just to save yourself,
Being eternally knocked off the shelf,
At least get shot with a nail.

 

[Technomancer]

A limerick's not just for rhyming,
it's supposed to have much better timing,
I can see that you tried,
but it's hard to abide,
and I think you'd be better off miming.

 

[Kaitech[SanD]]

What d'ya mean by timing,
Almost perfect is my rhyming,
It seems easy to abide,
I also more than tried,
Why would I want to go miming?

 

[DarkDenizen]

Dear Kaitech, I'm sorry to say
Your efforts just bring me dismay
To make a good rhyme
You must keep it in time
For limericks this is the way.

 

[Kaitech[SanD]]

No seriously dude,
Don't be so rude,
Explain the time,
Or I cannot rhyme,
I'll tell Gertrude...

Ahh feck it... I'm better at Haikus...

 

[SuPa-]

I heard about some soup
It tasted like some poop
Don't ask how I know
For this I'll never show
That it was, in fact, some poop

 

[Kaitech[SanD]]

I visit The Hive it is so floss,
I find it very cool because,
It seems to prevail,
If only I didn't fail,
But that's 'ard as I am TheDivineBoss!

I am a Chocobo called Boco,
I invite you to have some warm cocoa,
From the best cocoa beans,
So good split will your spleens,
I am reassured that you met Floco!

Limericks are so boggling,
They make me feel beer goggling,
It hurts my brain,
I seem to be under rain,
In my head are the rusty coggling! (Coggling being a baby cog :3 )

 

[DarkDenizen]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)
FFS PEOPLE. Please read this if you don't know how to write a limerick.

 

[Kaitech[SanD]]

Dude chill out, we're a f***ing forum full of different people, let us have fun with them damnit, also read the article titled ANTI-LIMERICK!!

It doesn't follow the rules of the limerick properly...

 

[SuPa-]

I know how a correct limerick is written, and that IS the correct way, but why use it? It's not law carved into stone

 

[Kaitech[SanD]]

If it is a law carved into stone let's erode it by continuously pouring beakers of water onto it until a thousand years later it's gone! Then we can move onto the next letter >

 

[DarkDenizen]

Dude chill out, we're a f***ing forum full of different people, let us have fun with them damnit, also read the article titled ANTI-LIMERICK!!

It doesn't follow the rules of the limerick properly...

Er, I think you need to do the chilling. Anyway, since it's a limerick thread, the poems are supposed to be limericks. Since you weren't posting limericks, I figured you didn't know how to write them, and that I would show you.

 

[DarkDenizen]

Sorry for tripple post, internet is really screwy right now.

 

[DarkDenizen]

Sorry again.....