Limerick Thread.

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I was thinking that I should make a thread,
So I went already ahead.
You maybe don't understand.
I might even give a hand.
So just have your own limericks impled.

*New*
You know that I've once been banned,
and you know I can withstand.
I like to be a E-outlaw,
but I rather call it a draw.
And am lonely in this E-gangland.

*Another one!*
Elenai has got me nerved,
that's why I had him observed.
I know he's a fake,
and his epicness at stake.
Elenai, my friend, you just got served.

Post yours too.

:fp: PS: If any moderators going to put this in SE, please go in Limerick style.
 
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It's quite easy, don't be ashamed,
just use this site nicknamed.
I just get you through,
rhyme with AABBA wahoo.
And you got yourself a limerick maimed.

English is also my second language but I'm quite sure it's the correct name for it. You have to rhyme AABBA style, that site would give you help - Find your word and you see a list of rhyming-to-it words -

A: I have pleasure making these limericks,
A: it's so fun and easy to follow the basics.
B: You get to hear,
B: but nothing to fear.
A: It's just a silly version of those frolics.

I would try to find some music for it.
 
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HINDYhat, I like your try,
and like to comply:
You got a nice style,
and it gave me a smile.
Since it doesn't matter if you're French or high.


*From the In Soviet Russia Jokes thread*
There are facts that we didn't even knew,
They don't even know Google or Yahoo.
Russia is strange and weird,
You see even women with a beard.
That's why limericks write YOU!
 
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Oziris, you have really no clue,
post a limerick or shoo.
Because I can't be here all day,
but tolerate your betray.
You really must learn rhyme how-to.
 
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HT and iristle you fail at rhymes,
but still the thread's publicity climbs.
You have to rhyme with like I do,
now go away if you got a issue.
Or I'll have to be angry at you sometimes.
 
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whos- nevermind.

Anyway.

The limericks slowly degraded.
All quality suddenly faded.
Nobody knows how
To write good ones right now
So just S-T-F-U cause we hate it.

Bleh, it's 12:20 am, I've had a bad day, so I'm excessively negative right now.
 
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Dear Kaitech, I'm sorry to say
Your efforts just bring me dismay
To make a good rhyme
You must keep it in time
For limericks this is the way.
 
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I visit The Hive it is so floss,
I find it very cool because,
It seems to prevail,
If only I didn't fail,
But that's 'ard as I am TheDivineBoss!

I am a Chocobo called Boco,
I invite you to have some warm cocoa,
From the best cocoa beans,
So good split will your spleens,
I am reassured that you met Floco!

Limericks are so boggling,
They make me feel beer goggling,
It hurts my brain,
I seem to be under rain,
In my head are the rusty coggling! (Coggling being a baby cog :3 )
 
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Kaitech[SanD];495083 said:
Dude chill out, we're a f***ing forum full of different people, let us have fun with them damnit, also read the article titled ANTI-LIMERICK!!

It doesn't follow the rules of the limerick properly...

Er, I think you need to do the chilling. Anyway, since it's a limerick thread, the poems are supposed to be limericks. Since you weren't posting limericks, I figured you didn't know how to write them, and that I would show you.
 
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