INSANE Worker Lumber Gathering Speed

Level 3
Nov 3, 2015
Hey there peons and peonettes, I'm looking for a way to make my workers gather at incredibly fast speeds. I don't want to be boring and just increase the amount they can carry or how much they get per hit.

No, I want to see them gather wood as if they were carrying 6 Gloves of Haste under the effect of Bloodlust while being cheered on by a TC with level 3 Endurance Aura.

I want to hear a barrage of thunks coming from my workers, like gatling guns firing simultaneously side-by-side.

You get me?

I've only encountered problems while trying to find a way to do this. My latest attempt was trying to change the attack interval of their second attack which didn't work at all.