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Escape The Demon Cinematic

Submitted by Laosh'Ra
This bundle is marked as approved. It works and satisfies the submission rules.
A humorous cinematic about Battle.net clichés.
Four characters fight their way through 5 levels in order to defeat the mightiest demon of all.
Length: about 9 minutes 45 seconds

UPDATE: The cinematic is now working with 1.24 and you can now watch it on battle.net with several other people.

PLEASE DON'T SPOIL ANY CONTENT IN YOUR COMMENTS!

Keywords:
Escape, Demon, Cinematic, Pisstake, Funny, Humor, Battle.net
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Escape The Demon Cinematic (Map)

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--- According to the reviewers, the map can be approved --- Update: [img][c] Date: 2011/Oct/14 22:17:15 Vengeancekael: VM // PM: Status: Approved Rating: 4/5 Recommended Rep Received: 0[c]Reasons: Other: If you have any complaints or...
  1. Aesthetics

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    Why is everyone cracking up? I'm going to test this and find out for myself...

    EDIT: That was the best and most hilarious cinematic I have ever seen. +Rep
     
  2. JaysProjex

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    Lolololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was just great! 5/5
     
  3. trax

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    Hahahahahaha......... Wahahahaha....... Can't take it...... too Funny.
    Best part for me is...

    1)The Noob: No kick
    The Pro: -kick purple

    Shows up a troll and kick, LoL!!!

    2) Gate Collapsed

    3) Fighting with the Boss

    Nice Battle! Cool! Rocks!

    4) The Roleplayer

    He demand a spell from a warrior

    5) The Most funny Characther | Laosh'Ra : You can pass now.
    *********************** | ...... after a bunch of words, and gates collapse ......
    The Brave THE NOOB!!! | The Noob : Soz my mom came in said I need to sleep now.
     
  4. kommunist

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    +1 , it's very big // it's very good /// it's very very great!!!!:thumbs_up:
    5-5
     
  5. Epix_Loot

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    I am giving you a 5/5 for this masterpiece of humour.
    I also think It's an original idea for a cinematic.
    At least, I haven't seen anything like this before.
    Great job!
     
  6. Hemlock

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    Quality wise this map is very low, but obviously this was not the intention of your cinematic, so therefor I will leave it out of my comment, and thus not give you a very constructive comment.

    I like the way you reflected battle net through a cinematic, very creative to say to least.
    You content buildup at the start might be a little bit boring, and some paticular lines, are being removed a bit too fast, perhaps you can have a look at that.
    It would be nice to have some sort of music (atleast I couldn't hear any(try to use sounds as music, not music itself)) to this cinematic, cause I did not hear any, eventho the jokes where good and funny, it becomes a bit empty to watch without some sort of noise.

    You might want to fine tune the final battle abit, I see you made quite the triggering compilation, and the effects where quite ok, but try to not overdo it too badly with the special effects.

    Nontheless Great effort a creative idea, therefor, your cinematic will get a 4/5
     
  7. Chaotic

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    o_O its that funny? i don't think so :X.I hardly laugh.
     
  8. lulol

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    Best cinematic ever =D =D 5/5 !!
     
  9. uberfoop

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    It's like, okay. Humor is alright, but not really all that much more entertaining than the real thing. Actually, the real thing is more entertaining due to the knowledge that it's real. Those 'battle.net cliches' that this thing makes a joke out of are fact.

    The cinematic was also made somewhat lazily, with people walking through the death objects and whatnot.
     
  10. Daphey

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    HAHAHHAHA i love this. SOOO funny. LOL frikin noob in the quiz part.
     
    Last edited: Oct 19, 2009
  11. Aggrius

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    This was one of THE MOST HILLARIUS AND FUN CINEMATICS IVE EVER SEEN IN A LONG TIME!!!!! Dude ure awesome! The noob and the secrtes at the lvl's and the Pro XD I laughed to death!!! +REP and 5/5
     
  12. duke-zip

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    HAHAHAH, me and friends loved it. Great that it works on bnet with more players. Comedy was just great, i loved final boss scene, but i wish it were longer. The special effects prob took a while but the fight is soo short :X
    5/5
     
  13. Dr. Boom

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    Seas =)

    First of all: I watched it the 3rd time now and it's still funny ;)

    Jeah you get the perfect Dota-Player in your cinematic. That's the (poor) reality. I never understand, what the Roleplayer dude was always talking about, but I know what Roleplayers talk about so.... The noob was the best! and the pro was ... Jeah as the name said - the uber pro =D.

    Jeah this was not really a story, but as you said: No needed - and you are right! =).

    Also you created very cool effects, everything matches and it was perfect =)

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    So what we got now:
    + The Dota guy was reality ^^ THAT IS DOTA!
    + The Roleplayer just talking roll playing stuff - in this case "..Jeah what ever" was cool^^
    + The noob get them all =D
    + The Pro knows the full game and owns everyone.
    + All effects was cool
    + I watched it 3 times and there will me some more times I will look this.
    + Making me laughing more then 10 times
    + Best -kick command I ever seen before
    + All the answers the noob said, for trying to answer the question.
    + The door =D

    * Not easy not hard to create
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    GZ! It's 10/1/0 <--- the perfect! cinematic. I use the neutral point, because this my own opinion, nothing against you or the cinematic - so it can be 10/0/0 and this are 5/5 ( if I can give more I will - trust me! )

    ++ You should get a price for this super funny cinematic! The best I seen since the first Wc3 cinematic
    ++ The cinematic should get a special place on the Hive main page
    ++ The option, that more player can see this cinematic. I will host it on Europe =)
     
  14. yamigosaya

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    I Died Laughing In the Gate part And The Riddles AHaha
     
  15. Chriss

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    I think so² 5/5. It`s great ^^
     
  16. InfernalTater

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    That was a wonderful cinematic.
    To players who couldnt read some of what the roleplayer said: YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO, but you can easily get the idea of what he was probably saying.
    This cinematic had great special effects in the last battle, used music perfectly, was very funny, and gave my friends and I a good laugh. I give this a 5/5, as it is the best cinematic I have seen (although I have not seen many)
     
  17. Bloodprice

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    lol nice cinematic..
    i liked it
     
  18. Chewii

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    Laosh its me !!! Chewii!! a grunt from clan cbs :D ! Have fun chief ;)
     
  19. Vunjo

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    This is worth of Ban =)
    Cinematic is too good, and i can see that you don't play in battlenet, or something like that.
    Too bad DotA player left the game, but, they allways do that =DDDDDD
    5/5
     
  20. Lautanen

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    I dont´t watch about 80% of cinemamatics I see to end. But I watched this one to end because it got me to laugh like a fool!