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"Capitalism Works"

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Yep, Capitalism really works.
Destroy Net Neutrality and Memes then capitalists have money.

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the 99% really likes Communism for sure.
 
We will never be happy with 100% of the things that happen in capitalism (like politicians being lobbied), and, well, many also weren't happy when communist states were a thing.

If you give up on modern civilization you can befriend some hippies and go live with them in a self-sufficient commune in the countryside like it's the 60s
 
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Yeah, communism is a great system.

1. Promise poor people and workers to kill the rich and redistribute their wealth equally
2. Have a revolution, kill the rich and take their money
3. Decide to keep all the amassed wealth for yourself
4. Kill those, who disagree
5. Live in wealth as a leader, while 99% of the country is starving because a communist economic system with no monetary and material incentive is extremely inefficient, since you produce for the already wealthy state, not for yourself
6. Run out of the rich people's money you've taken
7. Abolish communism, re-introduce capitalism after a few million dead and decades of starvation

Capitalism has its flaws but no one has invented anything better yet.

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Sure, in communism, you don't have to worry about your memes or net neutrality taken away, because there's no electricity to begin with.
 
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Let's be anti-money: it corrupts the politicians in our society and also corrupted the communist leaders.

Nah, bad idea. Owning land and will be the new money, and politicians will be lobbied again by becoming vassals of certain groups. Feudalism 2.0.

Let's pay our people in anime download quota. "Thank you for your services, here's your 2 MB worth of anime".
 
Make it 1 MB and distribute it via floppy diskettes for more annoyance.

Add a password and distribute the file parts randomly so that the politician will keep doing good stuff to complete whatever data is in that split archive. It's like the collectible toys you get for free inside cereal boxes.

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Add a password and distribute the file parts randomly so that the politician will keep doing good stuff to complete whatever data is in that split archive. It's like the collectible toys you get for free inside cereal boxes.
Awesome! Let's get paid in loot boxes. Chances could be:
  • 30% anime download quota 1MB [common]
  • 30% memes [common]
  • 30% food rations [common]
  • 5% memes [legendary]
  • 5% ecchi download quota [legendary]
 
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