Becoming a rapper

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wugiboy said:
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oh and word of advice if you write up a rap song
write one that makes sense and is not about materialism or "bling-bling" or telling some chic to shake her ass or simply don't make a song that is very egotistic and self-centered("this is why I'm hot")
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That is what rap is. Thats why i hate rap. Thats why I hate rappers.

However, I am not everyone, so, if you want to be a rapper, then go for it.
 
AUTO - TUNE

If ur rich dont rap about the struggle.

If ur white dont say nigger.


Nuff Said.
 
Wite Ho Killa

If rap don't work out for you, then grow long hair, dye it black, always wear a Black T-shirt and either black jeans or military pants, get yourself a metal band, grab a microphone and start singing gibberish in a really really really really really low tone. SURPRISE! YOU ARE A DEATH METAL ARTIST!

I mean with black hair and the clothes I specified, and also being fat you would be tr00 Death Metal singer.
 
wugiboy said:
a good singing voice isn't required for rapping
rap songs aren't really melodic and most (white) rappers have this weird nasally sort of geeky voice as shown by eminem and kevin federline(hes a fucking pos)
and the most important thought of all.. you should NOT imitate souljaboy
soulja is hated by a lot of the big name rappers

oh and word of advice if you write up a rap song
write one that makes sense and is not about materialism or "bling-bling" or telling some chic to shake her ass or simply don't make a song that is very egotistic and self-centered("this is why I'm hot")

basically those are the reasons why I don't listen to hiphop/rap songs anymore
its all about punk rock/metal for me now
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srsly

do what I said
hiphop still has a good number of artists who do talk about real stuff like Kanye, Jay-Z, Public Enemy and Eminem, you should look to those guys as inspiration
 
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Congratulations. You have made your third rap spam thread.

Oh and the rap sucks. No offence. But learn an English accent before you try this shit.
 
....You don't have the accent to rap...sorry but its true.

And the recording is too fuzzy, needs cleaned up, and quite frankly...I heard no beats, no synth...no music...


And the lyrics weren't poetic enough...wait...rap isn't even close to poetry...you got that right atleast.

But really...you don't have the accent for rap. I hear no;

"YO DAWG! getting fresh with da jizzle in yah bitch hoe slappa cracka jiggle it up yo SNAP! POP A CAP IN YO ASS DAMN PIG CRAKA COP! PEACE OUT BRO! gonna smoka joint with mah homies in da projects HOOD! YAOWWWWWW"
 
Sounds like you're reciting poetry.
You have a native tongue? I'd rap in that, it would probably suit your accent more.

And that thing is epic Zombie. Can't believe I've never seen that.
"Hey love crusader, I want to be your space invader."
 
Your musical talents would probably be best served in the traditional mediums, or in the rock sector. Rap is for people who can spit out rhymes on the fly, and curse like a drunken sailor on acid with a tendency to see women as objects for their amusement.

You...do not fit the bill, and if you do... -.-
 
Meh.

What all of you need to realize is that 99% of popular music stars sound like shit, it's just that the pitch, density and who knows what else being modified to the point that it's barely recognizable making them sound half-decent.

So don't worry with the voice. However, this doesn't look like rap. You need to work on it more.
 
StasMaN said:
Here's my first rap ever (lyrics weren't made by me by the way)

Don't laugh badly k ? xD
Btw it's really short , my wav to pm3 cutted off most of it ^^

The Rap
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I can't hear a fucking word.

Also, I laughed badly. Sorry.

Oziris, let's hear your manly, 12 year old and sexy voice then.
 
DarkAngelAzazel said:
92% of teenagers have moved on to rap, techno, hiphop, house.... If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music be happy...

OMG Rap is fucking shit... If you want to keep your friends stop it...
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Lol. Fail logic.

Since 92% is listening to it. I'm sure he will get some friends.


kthx.
 
Wrong, HT. There's nothing wrong with any of those genres. EVERY genre has shitty music, I've heard shitty rock and shitty metal and shitty classical before too mate. Name your genre, I'll find a shitty band in it. There are good rap and electronica artists, you just gotta know where to look.
 
Well, I need to tell you something.... i tried a while ago to rap, and many said It sounds nice, but its german, but oh well... stas, firstly, you need to pronounce the rhymes better, and secondly, better listen to music which is actually good.

And another thing, get a better voice, maybe use a equalizer or a program to manipulate your voice.

I can tell you... rap isn't worth it..

(I am actually singer in a black metal band.... and no it is not easy, we got 2 singers, 1 with clear text and another growler, I am the clear voiced.)
 
Guys. Stop being so harsh.

Advice::

Use AUTO TUNE.

STOP SINGING ABOUT SCIENCE

SING ABOUT HOS AND JUICE.

DONE!
 
StatsMan , I dunno what you think ,
If I am or not ~sick,

But I am twelve,
Not sixteen infact,
I can sing rap ,
My voice is not hack,

I use a microphone,
And I raise up the tone;
I use microsoft Narraton'
Give it a shot baby!

Yeaaa! ( Dumb dumb dumb thum..)
Yeaaa! ( Dumb dumb dumb thum..)

I hope you liked it,
Because its not a s*it;
I know its just a bit,
But just learn it!



Hahaha , now I really hope you liked it...Now polite means +rep :cute:

Thank you all! Muhahaha..
 
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