#winning
A few things to remember: first, the victim earned his fate by puking in our kitchen sink. Second, the victim was told that karma would catch up with him. Third, the victim is allergic to bees and has an EpiPen.
The victim comes over, thinking we are going to chill and play some HALO. My roommates start up the game. I walk in with a ziploc bag full of powdered sugar and a rolled up bill. The victim has his first WTF moment, since none of us would ever actually do coke.
I go on about how I just got some awesome blow, and pretend to snort it straight out of the bag. This is shortly followed by me clutching my chest and saying, "holy jeesus, man, I think my heart is going to explode," before rolling onto the floor. My roommates start panicking and tell the victim to "stick him with your fucking adrenaline pen".
The victim has his second WTF moment. I was expecting to deliver the "april fools" line once he decided to re-enact Pulp Fiction, but in an unusual display of intelligence, the victim decides that it would be better to call an ambulance. Before he can, one of my roommates grabs his phone and says, "no cops, man... April Fools!"
Doesn't that make you a Zombie? lol 
