1-3 words story

[Konblade]

(That didn't make sense, he is not me. I said I hated him. Please read carefully.) The wakes up...

 

[Afronight_76]

with his mom..

 

[Konblade]

in a hospital

 

[Juice_F]

that turns into

 

[Konblade]

money

 

[Daveman]

which he uses

 

[Konblade]

to buy slaves.

 

[Daveman]

for his pleasures

 

[Konblade]

which include, mining.

 

[Daveman]

giving lots of

 

[Night Stryke]

pretzles to

 

[Daveman]

hot lesbians with

 

[Night Stryke]

passions for darky

 

[Daveman]

in a cold

 

[Pins]

bath of fresh

 

[Daveman]

'ly sqeezed

 

[Pins]

flavoured Starfish Chocolate
(Limp Bizkit Fans will enjoy.)

 

[Lubbe]

becuase,

 

[Pins]

the four horsemens

 

[RaZoR]

who look like

 

[Pins]

slipknot's clowns

 

[Lubbe]

hes favorite food

 

[Night Stryke]

which was

(How do you follow THAT up? It didn't even make the slightest sense)

 

[Formula1]

delicioso, monto bene
lol

 

[Konblade]

, then he said...

 

[Wormskull]

hi.

NEW SENTENCE!

One day Wormskull

 

[Konblade]

ate 90lbs of

 

[Kerrigan]

hydrochloric acid...
(actually thats measured in liters, but whatever)

 

[Formula1]

And was murdered

 

[Lubbe]

by

 

[Formula1]

a large, flamboyant
lol

 

[Night Stryke]

trucker in high-heels

 

[Pins]

named Skin Warlock,

 

[Formula1]

who went to

 

[EmoMan]

the ghetto and

 

[Formula1]

Got raped but
lol

 

[EmoMan]

the cops enjoy

 

[Formula1]

it, sometimes he

 

[Night Stryke]

uses monkeys for

 

[Formula1]

Lovin... but pandas

 

[Night Stryke]

feel left out,

 

[Formula1]

cause they're rather...

 

[Night Stryke]

anal-retentive about their
(^that IS a phrase, and it doesn't mean anything 'wrong')

 

[Formula1]

anal regions/ butt
(that is a good way of saying butt) lol

 

[PEONMASTER]

…but they still…

 

[Formula1]

run like pansies...