Things from the Piss of Metal

[Dionesiist]

Am I the only one thinking it's not up to par with TDR's other works?

 

[frostwhisper]

Came across my mind. It's still damn awesome though.

 

[Hawkwing]

I agree, but it's still pretty damn nice lookin'.

 

[TDR]

Am I the only one thinking it's not up to par with TDR's other works?

Yes it is. Didn't you notice it's the first one to feature a penis?

 

[Craka_J]

Yes it is. Didn't you notice it's the first one to feature a penis?

Why so tiny though? Going Greek status? Not saying I want a bigger one (lulz) but I've always been so curious as to why artists give their characters steroids.

 

[TDR]

Why so tiny though? Going Greek status? Not saying I want a bigger one (lulz) but I've always been so curious as to why artists give their characters steroids.

Well, since like this God dude made men by his own appearance, I decided to do the same...lol?

 

[LiOneSS]

Well, since like this God dude made men by his own appearance, I decided to do the same...lol?

hahah xD

 

[TheToastedChicken]

His epicness TDR is still working I see...

Well, since like this God dude made men by his own appearance, I decided to do the same...lol?

If those are created by your appearance then I'm not speaking with you anymore.

 

[Craka_J]

TheToastedChicken prefers speaking to men with large genitals? o.0
Don't think I'll speak with you anymore either lol.

 

[TheToastedChicken]

Where did genitals come from? O_º And it was clearly an attempt to be funny but I'm not.

 

[Craka_J]

I'm just fucking with you, lol.

 

[Dionesiist]

TheToastedChicken, Can ya feel THAT?

 

[TheToastedChicken]

Woooo!!! you nasty bitch!! >.<

 

[Nightwish.ger]

Interesting things here.

 

[TDR]

Here's the hamster of satan. Or maybe it's satan holding his penis which has a hamster head. Who knows?

 

[LiOneSS]

I'd like one of those

 

[breebree123]

super nice! i like it so much
i like the cacodemon

 

[Nudl9]

I see you've started doing drawings for DSG.

 

[TDR]

Yep, I sure did ^_^

 

[Craka_J]

lmao Satan's penis looks like a hamster! Why is he going to poke the tip with his pointy nail!

Yet again, teh uber artz0r. GJ.

 

[TDR]

Here's some logos/avatars I made for some TF2 teams. Unfortunately no one chose mine, though some people liked them:

Artificial Gaming

^they haven't posed anything yet about what they decided, so dunno

Clan 601

^they chose this one instead: http://media.steampowered.com/steam...9d95ec0dbfe32f3b796c75df8aaab6b2c085_full.jpg

The Super Happy Fun Clan

/

^they wanted a rainbow background with a smiley face on top which would be different for each team member. Not sure wether they decided or not, but they seem to like these ones more than mine: http://files.getdropbox.com/u/1333033/happy3.jpg
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/3797/awesomesmileysoldier.jpg

I don't think that I'll be trying any more.

 

[Craka_J]

lol those smilies are awesome. You should castrate those guys for choosing the obviously shittier smilies and logos instead of yours.

 

[Nbah]

Lol, those guys are retards. Your icons and logos are a shitload better than that.

 

[TDR]

Eh, everyone has different tastes, they're not necessarily retards or in need of castration

 

[LiOneSS]

You used blur on the rainbow :V

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

I'd like one of those

You mean a penis with a hamster head?

 

[Kuhneghetz]

That would be disturbing.

Awesome smileys, btw. I like them better than what the clan liked most.

 

[A.R.]

Not sure wether they decided or not, but they seem to like these ones more than mine: http://files.getdropbox.com/u/1333033/happy3.jpg
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/3797/awesomesmileysoldier.jpg

I don't think that I'll be trying any more.

These people clearly have no appreciation for art. It'd be awesome though if they were animated and one of the eyes wanders around the screen xD

 

[TDR]

Hehe yeah but Steam doesn't support animated avatars.
Anyway the dude who requested those smiley avatars (the team captain) actually liked my stuff and after a few changes I came up with this thing that he's using now

 

[slawter]

awesome, how long did it take you to make?

 

[Dionesiist]

I doubt it took much.

 

[PsychoNerdial]

You have a twisted mind. I'd hate too see your nightmares. Excuse me while i faint.

Ps. You rock. Ds.

 

[TDR]

awesome, how long did it take you to make?

Around half an hour

 

[ike_ike]

Pssst. Slightly random, but could you make a video of the next thingthing you paint?

Because that chimera video thing was like the most leetful and inspiring thing ever. And I kinda wanna see what a normal workflow is.

Cheers ._.

 

[TDR]

And I kinda wanna see what a normal workflow is.

No such thing as "normal workflow".
But anyway, k, I'll record my next thing.

 

[Devine]

Hooray.
Tdr, your art is the sex :3

 

[TDR]

Just a heads-up: I'm working on some random stuff right now that I recored and I'll still be recording (not finished) so expect the video to be online in the next few days, most likely on Tuesday. (don't expect anything uberwutawesomesex though)

Thanks DivineArmy <3
By the way, wtf happened to the "sex" tag I added to this thread?! D:

 

[.Ragnaros]

By the way, wtf happened to the "sex" tag I added to this thread?! D:

O'rly?

 

[TheHunterKiller]

That third one... Wow.

 

[TDR]

Danke much

A taste of what's coming:
http://www.youtube.com/watch_private?v=eGA0vmSvTuQ&sharing_token=qYLIR0zuTuZ02Dsi-XcsPw==
Uploaded it to test if YT is cool with the codec I used. That codec sucks with fades though, but pumps up great quality for screen captures.

 

[TDR]

Here's a (very) little book that me and mister Buba made for one of our friend's birthday. We usually call that friend "schputz" instead by his real name, so we decided to make a comprehensive guide to the anatomy of a real schputz creature that we made up.

If you're faint-hearted, leave now. I censored the more...porny parts, but if you're not familiar with frog disections or shit like that, then bye.

So thar she blows:

Awesomeness

There's one page I couldn't include, the circumcision guide, because I would have had to censor the whole page lol...
I did all the drawing and stuff, but Buba was the mastermind, he made the concept for the schputz, designed the layout of the book and most of the text. I'm just sad that we didn't had more time, we had to do this in a hurry. We could have made it muuuch bigger and better quality.
Rough translation of the text:

Cover (from top to bottom)

Smoking severely damages health (it's that kind of thing that's on cigarette packages, don't know how they are in english...)
SCHPUTZ
Compendium of Anatomy and Circumcision

-our names-

Published by The Bag with 2 Coins (it's a romanian thing, you wouldn't understand)

Second page, frontal view of the schputz

1 - head penises
2 - sexual-visual organ
3 - septic tank
4 - meaty protuberances
5 - pasture
6 - siliconal (that word doesn't exist in romanian either...) appendices
7 - wiener
8 - protection nipples

Third page

The schputz is a gassy animal, made out of gass and who produces lots of gasses with a fucked up molecular structure. It doesn't occupy any position in the food chain, many natives hunt him down just as a trophy for his head ornaments.
Anatomically speaking, the schputz has 8 major components which are represented on the page on the right (previous page in this case heh):

- The head penises are connected directly to the brain through very strong nerves; they serve as a means to touch and feel the surroundings.
Despite having a phallic appearance, they are not dicks.

- The sexual-visual organ, improperly called "visual", because the schputz is blind, functions as an erogenous area. When a schputz is being rubbed on this organ, he secretes a white substance which gathers up in blisters of various sizes located directly under the epidermis all over his body (filled with hormones).

- The meaty protuberances are in fact deposits of white substance, but with a little meat on them. The male with most protuberances is the sexiest.

- The pasture stands guard. It offers +5 defense and a 10% increase to hit-points.

- The siliconal appendices are the mammal glands through which the schputz feeds his cubs.

- The wiener is the channel for evacuating excess blood (3-5 days a month)

- The protection nipples are like hooves on which the schputz can walk.

Last page

The Schputz and you: frequently asked questions

Question: My schputz is sleeping. How do I wake him up?
Answer: Through circumcision.

Q: Someone told me that he'll give me a schputz for free. Should I take it?
A: Yes! But make sure it doesn't have scurvy. He'll attempt to wish for sexual intercourse and you'll take it too. In the ass.

Q: If I messed up the circumcision procedure, what do I do?
A: You fucked up (literal translation would be "You broke the dick" or something like that...so you get the idea)! Go to the nearest pet shop and replace it!

Q: I heard that certain parts of the schputz are edible. Which ones and how?
A: Schputz penis in tartar sauce can be served on a plateau with baked badger lung in blood garnish and puked-up (in romanian that also means ugly as shit) mole nose. (we reccomend that you puke on the mole to avoid unpleasant taste)

Q: How long does a schputz live?
A: Depends on how many times he has sex. The schputz takes his nutrients directly through his wiener.
From 10 to 5 years.

Q: Can a schputz take his nutrients from his own wiener?
A: No. It has to be another wiener (not dick).

Q: Why does it have to be someone else's?
A: Because if it's not, he'll become retarded.

Q: What does a schputz eat?
A: Dairy products.

Q: Where do schputzes come from?
A: From Neptune (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schputz)

Bye!

 

[Nudl9]

Wow random
I like the disection part, the way the organs are stabbed into the spine and that the tongue is also attached to it.

 

[PsychoNerdial]

That's about the most awesome thing i've seen xD

 

[HappyCockroach]

I'm willing to put this in my living room's wall. How much does it cost? xP

Amazing artwork. Amazing.

 

[TDR]

w00t I'd be honored man (if you're serious ), but that's the actual resolution I made the drawing at so it'll look like shit printed unless it's like on a stamp or something very little.

 

[HappyCockroach]

Yeah, you're right. But I'm not kidding, your drawings are very appropriate to doing such thing.

I've been trying to draw something fancy in the GIMP with mouse. Do you use many layers, selections and such, or you blend everything, so it looks more like a real painting?

 

[TDR]

You'll see how I work in the video I'll post in the near future (I HOPE). Basically anything I have doubts about I put on a new layer so I can easily change it or delete it, so I end up with quite a few layers. And I also use masks a lot, when doing the background and stuff.

 

[TDR]

ROFLLLLLLLLLL!

03-30-2005, 06:48 PM! Had the tablet for only a week or so.

 

[ike_ike]

You were 16 then?

 

[TDR]

close, 17