Your Dream Pet

[lordgriffen]

If you could have any pet that you wanted, what would it be? Mine would a Wolf

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Sharks with frickin' lasers on their heads.

 

[lordgriffen]

Ya, right. You got that from Austin Powers. Didn't you?

 

[Dr00d]

Rhino!

You could ride him, he could fight, he's huggible and deadly all at once... Perfect pet.

 

[lordgriffen]

O...k... I guess.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Ya, right. You got that from Austin Powers. Didn't you?

Did you get hit in the face by the Oblivious Train?

 

[Elenai]

Can these pets be mythical creatures?

 

[lordgriffen]

Yes.

 

[Dr00d]

Did you get hit in the face by the Oblivious Train?

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Choo Choo!

 

[Elenai]

Well of course for non mythical animals I would pick a cat, or some sort of EPIC bird.

For Mythical animals I would pick an EPIC bird, blue and silver, with streaks of gold be its wings long is its tail a sharp beak and eyes of Starlight. I dont know what its called. BUT I WANT IT.

I would summon its power to smite HARRY potter DOWN INTO THE DIRT where he and his goodie goodie "I'm HARRY POTTER I GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING CAUSE I HAVE A SCAR ON MY HEAD.......WORSHIP ME WORSHIP ME!!!!!" And the same goes for Eragon how I hate him so........

 

[lordgriffen]

..... Ok. The bird sounds cool, but the third paragraph is sort of... strange

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

Crocodile with crocodiles as limbs

Best. Pet. EVER.

 

[Elenai]

I have a hatred for Harry Potter and Eragon that is unmatched by any creature living or dead upon all of creation......except Tyrael he hates them even more than even I do.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

I bet pyritie would want some type of flying lizard... a large flying lizard... wonder what they would call those things..

 

[Elenai]

Furgels!!!!!........the lizards could be called Furgels.......or Geckos..

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

How about we just call them Giant flying fire-breathing lizards? Sounds original enough.

 

[Elenai]

Nah kinda long winded......how about AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!......cause thats all people will be able to get out of their mouths before it SWOOPS OVER THEM Clutching them in its BLOOD STAINED claws and devours them like so many twinkies at a fat man rally.

 

[thesteelshark]

Smilodon

 

[Kimbo]

I would want many:
A wolf
More rats
a horse
a pig
an elephant
a Camel
Turtle
rabbit
..lots.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Well, I've always wanted to have a pet propane tank..

 

[Hakeem]

I'd want a shape shifter. Or a genie.

 

[aquilla]

I would like a pet wulf... I'd call her Sam

If I can't pick human ..meow. A serval

But they really belong in the wild imo, just look at this unhappy camper. Suppose I'll move to Africa, have some serval cats; make every nation self-supportive, end HIV/AIDS, cure cancer and populate Mars.

Edit: come to think of it, any ridable flying creature would kick butt! Preferably something that wouldn't peck you to death in your sleep

 

[HappyTauren]

I'd like a slime, it is said that pet and it's master should be the same character.

 

[Pyritie]

I bet pyritie would want some type of flying lizard... a large flying lizard... wonder what they would call those things..

Hmm... that actually sounds like a good idea.

 

[Daminon]

A harp seal pup!

 

[lordgriffen]

I would want many:
A wolf
More rats
a horse
a pig
an elephant
a Camel
Turtle
rabbit
..lots.

Which do you want the most?

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

I want a giant spagheti monster. How about Ctulthu as a name?

 

[Kuhneghetz]

I want this creature. If it's a male, he'll be named Jumba. If female, Blackie.

 

[Dr00d]

I want this creature. If it's a male, he'll be named Jumba. If female, Blackie.

I'm no Pyritie, but I'd say thats a dragon yup.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

I'm no Pyritie, but I'd say thats a dragon yup.

are you blind? that's an orthodonist.

 

[Kimbo]

Which do you want the most?

all : D

and dr00d and myspace...

wth?!

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

I, Sam "Dr00d" Mimiaga, here by give the person known as "MySpaceBarBroke" written permission to use all of Sam "Dr00d" Mimiaga's copyrights as much as he wishes.

He said that in response to me saying "/me sighs..." all the time in chat, so I decided to make a few renovations to my account.

 

[Oblivions_Wrath]

I want a pet Daedroth

 

[Dr00d]

He said that in response to me saying "/me sighs..." all the time in chat, so I decided to make a few renovations to my account.

YAY! I'M LOVED!!!

 

[Razorbrain]

something furry, flying, non-farting, non-fat and fantastic animal

 

[Daminon]

 

[Elenai]

AWWWWWWWWZ its a baby pediotrist.......or was it seal. CAN I HAVE A PET TYRAEL.......or a dragonhawk mabye.

 

[lordgriffen]

Awwwww....

Elenai, Tyreal is an angel... I don't think you can have an angel for a pet... Dragonhawk would be O.K though.

 

[Elenai]

Cha right if WoW people can have a pet Diablo I can have a pet Tyrael........cause I'm Epic..........................

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

mini diablo =D

he'd look cuter on a skillet.

 

[Elenai]

GASP thou hast double posted........but seal does sound yummy.....hmmmz *gets his skillet*............yummy



Elenai was then attacked by peta....because he wanted to eat a seal and only Peta is allowed to brutally kill animals and only then in the name of Veganism.............dirty Peta how I despise you along with Harry Potter and Eragon.........*Elenai then goes into a bloodthirsty rage*

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

oh, sorry. musta blanked out.. i'll merge em now..

 

[Meowaz]

Maybe a huge-### spider with huge fangs that has a tail and a gun on each suction leg that shoots laser bolts and a laser shooting eye.... or maybe just a kitten.

 

[Elenai]

You can have that spider as long as I can have my Pinky Demon (doom reference to the laser spider and pinky demon)

speaking of laser spiders and before anyone does it before I do.......

....DID YOU SAY LAZAR 0[]o================>

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

Seal cubs are cute, but they eventually grow big. So it's a one time thing, then you're stuck with a giant seal.

 

[Arab4life]

I would like to have a Lawyer as a pet. Strapped to a leesh, ready to sue on my command....

 

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ITS SUCH A GOOD TIME ITS HERETICAL...HAHAHAHA

 

[lordgriffen]

lol

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Tomato Paste? Hellz Yeah!

 

[Kofi_Banan]

I would like to have a magic peon , he would do my homewroks and build some burrows in my garden.