You know you've played Warcraft III to much...

[Jake Command Wolf]

This is just a funny Idea of random funny one liners related to Warcraft III on the lines of the "You might be a redneck" jokes that Jeff Foxworthy does.

Here’s a few I've come up with;

You know you've played Warcraft III to much...

"When you wait for a giant arrow to appear over your head before you tell the guy at the McDonalds what you want on your burger."


"When you yell out load "Our allies hero has been slain!" Every time one of your friends falls down."


"When you try to use a Moonstone to make the sky night again so you can sleep in for five minutes."


"When you get in a fight at school and try to use a Scroll of Town Portal to save yourself."


Feel free to post your own ones here and I'll add them to the list of one liners.

Regards,

Jake

 

[Dawn Whitelighter]

when you start explaining to Dota players for an hour that "hey, you know what that spell is using triggers"

.. and they say "whhhaaattt? triggers? what is that?"

 

[Nightblade]

When you try to polymorph that annoying person.

 

[Tleno]

"...When you make a useless thread on warcraft 3 modding community."

No offence. Just doubt this thread will last long...

 

[Devine]

When all the creativity is drawn from your body and you make stupid jokes with a lack of inspiration about said game.

 

[Geazergimli2]

when u constantly quote units cause u think it sounds cool

 

[Jake Command Wolf]

@ Last 3 posters, if you louts have nothing nice to say, please don't say anything at all... Ok? Thanks! Bye!

And this WAS in the Off-Topic Section, so if your not intrested in off-topic threads (case in point) go somewhere else.

Regards,

Jake

 

[ubran]

but this IS ontopic with warcraft xD

You might paly too much warcraft if you're not afraid to cross the pedestrian walkway under the expressway.. the trolls and hobos should be asleep by now, right?

 

[Geazergimli2]

@ Last 3 posters, if you louts have nothing nice to say, please don't say anything at all... Ok? Thanks! Bye!

And this WAS in the Off-Topic Section, so if your not intrested in off-topic threads (case in point) go somewhere else.

Regards,

Some kind of wolf

???? how do i fall under this??

 

[Devine]

@ Last 3 posters, if you louts have nothing nice to say, please don't say anything at all... Ok? Thanks! Bye!

And this WAS in the Off-Topic Section, so if your not intrested in off-topic threads (case in point) go somewhere else.

Regards,

Jake

Just because what I said wasn't funny to you, doesn't mean you can just say that I should stop posting. You don't own the internet >.<

 

[GhostThruster]

You know you've played Wc3 too much...
When you painted your girlfriend purple and forced her to wear a bikini.

 

[Direfury]

You know you've played too much WC3 when...

You make a thread about playing too much WC3.

 

[Ganondorf]

You know you've played Wc3 too much...
When you're wearing blue, someone else red, and you attack him. At the end, he asks "Why? Why?", and you answer: "Shut up, Orc scum!"

 

[rcshaggy]

You know you've played to much Warcraft III, that you hear things and want them to stop.

 

[Jake Command Wolf]

Just because what I said wasn't funny to you, doesn't mean you can just say that I should stop posting. You don't own the internet >.<

 

[GhostThruster]

So, why exactly did you quote him?

 

[Zarathustra]

You know you've played WC3 too much... if you spend time trying to mod it.

 

[rcshaggy]

Well the quotes and lines the units say and share stick to your mind like glue, and sorry if it offended you.

 

[Devine]

So, why exactly did you quote him?

He's mocking me...

 

[MGCǂSpectre]

You know you've played Warcraft III to much... when you realize you created another You know you've played Warcraft III to much... thread already done 10000 times.

 

[Slayer14]

You know you played Warcraft III to much when:


you start running like a Footman and talking like a Peasant.

you start talking like a Rifleman at a bar when you can't get a drink.