You Are Not Prepared

[AlotofGarbage]

...I hate typing this in, contains abit bad language, dont read if you dont like bad language >.>

Narrator:In this, we will find why we are Not Prepared.
A.D 2101 war was beginning
Thrall:What happen?
Nazgrel:Someone set us up the bomb
Vol'Jin:We get signal
Thrall:What?
Nazgrel:Mainscreen turned on
Thrall:Its you
Illidan:HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN? ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US, YOU ARE ON WAY TO DESTRUCTION!
Thrall:What you say?
Illidan:YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME, HAHAHA
*Thrall is thinking*
Lady Vashj:They will blow us to bits!
Kael'Thas:I am wise!
Illidan:AND I DIG HOLES!
*nuclear explosions*
Illidan:ALL YOUR BASE, BASE BASE, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG
*At Honor Hold*
Human:We Are Not Prepared
Fel Reaver:You Are Not Prepared
*massive massacre*
*Night Elf runs to the attunement*
Requires < blah blah item >
Night Elf:I AM NOT PREPARED!
Illidan:YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!
*Night Elf cries and is bombed by a nuke*
Illidan:And I was starting to love her...
*a letter comes and Illidan reads it*
Dear Illidan,
Please stop nuking our lovely Night Elves,
Thank You.

P.S:I love it how you say, You Are Not Prepared


Rifleman:I SHOT THE BARTENDER, I SHOT YOUR DOG, AND I SHOT THE ZEPPELIN
Captain:HOW WE GONNA ESCAPE THEN?
Rifleman:The boat?
Captain:WERE GONNA CRASH THE BOAT
Rifleman:Thats stupid...
Captain:I KNOW

Lady Vashj:Illlidaaan, ILLIDAN! AAAH AAAHH! ILLIDAN! ILLLLIIDAAAAAAN!
*Lady Vashj is roasted by a Swedish Fish*
Illidan:SHUT UP
Kael'Thas:Oh jesus on a pogo-stick
Illidan:Jesus?
Kael'Thas:NOTHING
Illidan:Okey
Gul'Dan:OI! ILLIDAN! IM RENAMING YOU LUCKY! WE ARE NOT PREPARED
Illidan:YAY


Kael'Thas:Illidan...................................Shiftshape has a request
Illidanoes it involve You Are Not Prepared?
Kael'Thas:No, he loves you so he wants to fuck you.
Illidan:SWEET MOTHER OF MAIEV!
Kael'Thas:.....uhhhh..
Shiftshape:WOAH YEA! ILLIDAN! MARRY ME! NOW! NOWNOWNOWNOW
*Battlerex pisses in Shiftshape's mouth*
Kael'Thas:HOLY MOLY BATMAN!!!!
Illidan:Batman?
Kael'Thas:Nothing
Naga:Whats that purple thing in the sky
Kael'Thas:Its uh.........a cloud
Naga:Is that a you know what?
Kael'Thas:JESUS ON A POGO-STICK! ITS A............penis.....
Illidan:Jesus? pogo-stick?
Kael'Thas:Oohh...errr....nothing!
Illidan:Your scaring me
*infernal comes and meows*
Kael'Thas:HOLY MOLY NARUTO!!!! A MEOWING INFERNAL
Illidan:Naruto? what have you tooken!
Kael'Thas:......some snowcones, man their good
Illidan:Give me some NOW or we Are Not Prepared!
*Kael gives Illidan some snowcones and they both get high*
Negatron:HAHA! I'VE BEEN DESTROYED BY A PUNY...Fe..l...Rea....ver......oh......damn
Illidan:You Are Not Prepared!!
*a nuke comes and blows Tempest Keep*
Kael'Thas:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! BRITNEY SPEARS!! SHE WAS IN THERE! I LOVED HER
Illidan:OH GOD WE ARE NOT PREPARED
*Swedish fish comes and burns Kael'Thas*
Kael'Thas:JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO-STICK! ILLIDAN! ILLIDDAAAN! ILLLIIIDAAAAAN!
*Kael'Thas dies*
Illidan:SHUT UP....oh.............We Are Not Prepared..
Narrator:We Are Not Prepared cause.................nukes and swedish fish are destroying World of Warcraft....have mercy on our souls please!

 

[Xarwin]

No offense but I don't like it, and it is very useless in my eyes.

 

[The_wand_mirror]

lol yeah flames ur right ... but i have to admit that some parts are just rly funny though

 

[AlotofGarbage]

that some parts are just rly funny though

^.~ okay name me the funny parts. Yea I knew this would turn out to be a failure >.>.

 

[The_wand_mirror]

Kael'Thas:I am wise!
Illidan:AND I DIG HOLES!


Rifleman:I SHOT THE BARTENDER, I SHOT YOUR DOG, AND I SHOT THE ZEPPELIN
Captain:HOW WE GONNA ESCAPE THEN?
Rifleman:The boat?
Captain:WERE GONNA CRASH THE BOAT
Rifleman:Thats stupid...
Captain:I KNOW

That two parts where the only funny parts .. the rest was just 'look me being funny' kinda stuff

 

[AlotofGarbage]

Awww the Jesus on the Pogo-Stick bit wasnt funny. Oh well . That I SHOT THE Blah blah bit always made me laugh .

 

[Deleted member 126647]

No, neither of those two parts were funny either.

 

[The_wand_mirror]

Well i have a strange kind of humor (english humor i like!!) so .. you have a different taste then .. alotofgarbage can be funny .. only he sometimes wants to be to funny and doesnt know what he is writing

 

[AlotofGarbage]

alotofgarbage can be funny .. only he sometimes wants to be to funny and doesnt know what he is writing

You said it all ^^. Humerous people ftw. I dont like boring people so neg rep me all you want for saying boring people suck!

 

[Xarwin]

I'm 'humerous' enough...
But... Am I supposed to laugh with this?
Even my cat is better then this ..
I'm seriously ...

 

[AlotofGarbage]

Im English, maybe your not? Oo.