Stupidty and seriousness

[AlotofGarbage]

Bad language bad language bad language if you dont like it, DONT READ IT OMFG BBQ LOL. Some bits are funny .


Kats:Im bored
Captain:Me too
Smurf:ALL YOUR SMURF ARE BELONG TO SMURF!
Captain:Shut up, were trying to be bored
*somewhere else*
Chicken:OH MY FUCKING GOD! THE FARMER DUDE SAID I'D BE FOOD TODAY I CANT FREAKIN WAIT!!!
Pig:It does involve you being dead
Chicken:What? OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! I dont want to die
Infernal:.............WROOF! vrum vrum!
*somewhere in the world of VG*
Zero:HOLY SHIT THE GARBAGE IS EATING ME!!
Player:IM SUEING THE LAND-MANAGER FOR THAT!
Kirby:You got owned.
Zelda:Fucking tell me about it.
*in the world of warcraft*
Orc:i ARe hunter, I are skinning humans, it are fun.
Battlerex:I like to piss in Shift's mouth.
Troll:IM BLUE DEDEDADEDEDEDEDEDA! IM BLUE DEDEDADEDEDEDEDEDA!
*illidan appears*
Illidan:Finally I'm safe from the blonde hippie.
Blonde hippie Elf:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*Illidan cries*
Blonde hippie Elf:Oh er...*dissapears*
Illidan:It always works!
*maiev comes with a vacuum cleaner and ends up getting stuck in it*
Maiev:Stupid human thingies! A lil help?
Dwarf:She needs supporting! Yea Maiev go get em!
Gnome:Yea yea what the dorf said!
Human:Not me, Im so scared I soiled in my pants.
*they all end up in Felwood*
Human:WERE IN AN APPLE PIE, WE WILL SOON BE ATEN IN 10MINUTES....I wanted to tell you something dorf
Dwarf:What?
Human:I love you
Dwarf:....oh my god
Walking Talking bear:ITS FELWOOD NOT AN APPLE PIE!
Human:I still love you anyways
Elf:OH MY FUCKING ELUNE THIS IS GETTING SO RANDOM IT CREATED AN EVIL RIIFFFFTT
Human:Im not going into any evil rifts! not after last time
*last time*
Human:Hey where am I?
Grokhy:HEY WANT TO BUY SOME LUCKY CHARMS!
*anubis appears*
Anubis:I have no friends, well okay one, he lives in my pants, at day I pet him, at night I play with him
*The dwarves eyes widen so big he ends up in another world*
Dwarf:HEY WHERE AM I
Sasuke:WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU? oi you got aknife?
Dwarf:Im a dw--dorf!
Sasuke:You know what this is?*holds up a spork*
Dwarf:uhhh no.
Sasuke:Its my spork, ITS MINE! oh you got a knife?
Dwarf:Yea...why?
Sasuke:Give it to me...NOW
*dwarf gives him knife and Sasuke slits his wrists*
Dwarf:I hate this world now...
Sasuke:I hate you too
Dwarf:IS THEREA WAY OUTTA HERE? I WANNA GET BACK INTO MY WORLD
3rd Hokage:SHUT UP! IM TRYING TO BE DEAD HERE
Dwarf:Sorry
*dwarf gets on his ram*
Dwarf:Im so outta here....
*after a loooong boring journey*
Naruto:I need ramen, ramen needs me.
Dwarf:OK IM SCARED
*dwarf shivers so bad he pisses himself*
Dwarf:GRRRRR!
*Naruto dies because the smell is so bad*
*some random person appears*
Dwarf:Im scared I hate this world weres the dark portal or whatever you call it
Random person:WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU! Doesent matter, DIE!
Dwarf:I should be asking you. Are you a Demon or thingy?
Random person:No, im a thingy from thingy
Dwarf thinks:Maybe I should sing...
Dwarf:You are recycling! You are recycling!
Random person:What the hell
Dwarf thinks:IT ISNT WORKING
Dwarf:Were MC raiders, we aint got no liiife!
Random person:K im gonna kill you before I get killed myself.
Dwarf thinking:There has to be one!
Dwarf:WE GET TO PILOT NETHERDRAKES!
Dwarf:IN THE NAVY!
Dwarf:We get to kill some Hordies
Dwarf:IN THE NAVY!
Random person:....K im gonna kill you
*random person out of the nowhere hits random person*
Random person:THAT WASNT NICE I WAS ABOUT TO KILL SOMETHING
Random person2:Im your target not him idiot
*Dwarf runs away cos hes scared*
Ed:I like ALCHEMY
Dwarf:Hi
Ed:Hello...dorf
Dwarf:Uh...where am I?
Ed:In the world of anime, enjoy your stay
Dwarf:AAH I WANT TO GET BACK INTO MY WORLD
Ed:Okay whats it called
Dwarf:World of Warcraft
Ed:Okay! to the east theres some random people fighting dont worry bout those, just continue and you'll get to a anime made portal, just go through it and your back to your world!
Dwarf:Your so helpful thanks!
*Dwarf travels east and watches the battle*
Random person:K thats it
Random person3:You still killed my lover
Random person:...I hate my life
Random person3:Okay thanks
*random person cuts himself in half*
Dwarf:BORING! I wanna see Illidan get sporked to death...
*Illidan appears*
Illidan:Okay I dunno where I am but just aslong as Im not chased by the hippie then I wont be killed god knows time!
Dwarf:Ey Illidan were in the world of anime....to the east of this randomly made battle theres a portal! Im going back to my world
Illidan:Im staying here, seems good.
Dwarf:Ok
*Dwarf runs off*
Illidan:*watches the battle*Great more blonde hippies and suiciders
*one over hears him*
Random person2:Great, a freak of nature from another world, I supose we'll kill you
Illidan:OH GOD NOT THE SPORK!
Random person2:Nah I was thinking more of a violant death
Illidan:I really do hate my life. Since people in my world got attuned to my temple Im always being sporked and now this? if only I could fly like an eagle over its prey
Spork:Must spork Illidan!
Illidan:*is sporked*
Random person2:Zzzz.z.boring
Random person3:OH MY GOD YOUR ALIVE YAY
Random person2:I need to kill though
*Illidan is running everywhere being sporked*
*meanwhile in WoW*
Dwarf:Im back and ready to spork some fools!
Human:Oh my honeybunny! we dont use sporks now, we use forks
Dwarf:nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*at earth*
*a snake is ran over by a buddhist*
Buddhist:Oh dear me I just killed my dad I will have to mourn his death sorry father!
Goldmember:FASHER FASHER FASHER CAN YOU HEAR ME!
*Ed appears at Earth*
Ed:Grrr....now to find the portal to my world
*At the world of anime*
*Illidan is corpsecamped and spawnkilled*
Eredar:Im le tired
Eredar:Well take a nap then fire ze missiles
Kirby:ALL YOUR BASS! BASS! BASS! ALL YOUR BASS ARE BELONG TO US
Bass:I am not a fish
Megaman:Haha your a fish!
Bass:...*explodes*
Cutman:K I really want this to end cos its boring
Heatman:Tell me
Zero:*ends the post*Outnoobed.

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

*yawn*

what are you, eight?

 

[Tonks]

Some bits are funny

Did you leave them out?

No offense, but this looks like you sat down, opened a new thread, and wrote your mind. You expect anyone to enjoy this?

 

[Mechanical Man]

Good for him that actually nobody bother to read things in this section

 

[AlotofGarbage]

Did you leave them out?

No offense, but this looks like you sat down, opened a new thread, and wrote your mind. You expect anyone to enjoy this?

I was freaking bored. You tell me what to do when I'm bored, sitting on a chair, getting spammed by mates on MSN, BNet just fails to amuse me, WoW got boring. Well you tell me, I have English humour because Im English, maybe you dont have our humor.

And no Im not eight, if I was eight I'd be typing leet language and stupid stuff that no one would understand.

 

[Deleted member 126647]

And no Im not eight, if I was eight I'd be typing leet language and stupid stuff that no one would understand.

So...you're eight?

 

[Tonks]

I was freaking bored. You tell me what to do when I'm bored, sitting on a chair, getting spammed by mates on MSN, BNet just fails to amuse me, WoW got boring. Well you tell me, I have English humour because Im English, maybe you dont have our humor.

Maybe, rather than posting multiple pointless stories, you could actually work on making a decent piece of literature?

I have English humour because Im English, maybe you dont have our humor.

No, 'English' humor is mildly amusing. This isn't humor, it's.. spam, essentially.

So...you're eight?

 

[brad.dude03]

Good for him that actually nobody bother to read things in this section

Hey I take offense to that! Writing, reading and English Literature are my passions, and I wish this section would get more attention, I just hate how this guy, spamming with his retarded stories wrecks the forums image, so everybody hates the writing section now >.>

PS AlotofGarbage, learn to write a proper narrative instead of some sort of retarded half-script that makes no sense, has no plot and is utterly retarded. Id you can't do that, then by all means give up on ever writing properly again and leave this section alone. I wouldn't be crying if you did. Hells no.

OFFTOPIC: Willthealmighty, I totally support you! The sooner fucking Quebec gets the hell out of my country, the better.

 

[AlotofGarbage]

Maybe, rather than posting multiple pointless stories, you could actually work on making a decent piece of literature?

Theres a story called The Crusade, havent finished one of the chapters because it took so long to type and it all got deleted :/ and Im out of ideas at the moment. And brad.dude03, I like to write stories and stuff, just cause I do retarded thingslike these dont mean I should quit writing stuff in the section. If I was eight I'd be using slang and leet language, this post is NOT slang and/or leet language. Nuff said.

 

[Deleted member 126647]

Nuff is slang.

 

[AlotofGarbage]

Nuff is slang.

You got me there but it doesent mean I'm eight.

 

[Deleted member 126647]

If I was eight I'd be using slang and leet language, this post is NOT slang and/or leet language. Nuff said.

You got me there but it doesent mean I'm eight.

You contradict yourself.

 

[AlotofGarbage]

Look at my language, an eight year old would be flaming at you. And here I am not flaming at you. Also an eight year old would report you, but I am not as stupid as they would be, I see no point because you have not done anything wrong to me, not yet though.

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

well, you're about as good at writing stories as an eight year old...
and reporting mods is pointless.

what you need to understand is you just wrote an utter piece of shit.

 

[AlotofGarbage]

well, you're about as good at writing stories as an eight year old...
and reporting mods is pointless.

what you need to understand is you just wrote an utter piece of shit.

A)Im not good with words so that explains my crappy stories, but I am bugged by my friends to write one up, ON THIS SITE....
B)I never reported a mod
C)I understand that.

 

[operator]

*yawn*

what are you, eight?

An eight year old is much more grownup than that guy

 

[AlotofGarbage]

An eight year old is much more grownup than that guy

...conversation ended. My friends are stupid and pathetic, just like me you'd all say, well I wasn't like this before, I guess its my friends who spreaded their ways on me, time to sharpen up and become a chav again I supose.

 

[Tonks]

...conversation ended. My friends are stupid and pathetic, just like me you'd all say, well I wasn't like this before, I guess its my friends who spreaded their ways on me, time to sharpen up and become a chav again I supose.

I'd say it was time to become a 'chav' again several months ago, possibly before you started spamming pointless crap around the forums.

 

[brad.dude03]

If being a chav stops you from posting pointless crap, or posting at all, then i'm all for it. Chav on, for the love of god!

 

[AlotofGarbage]

If being a chav stops you from posting pointless crap, or posting at all, then i'm all for it. Chav on, for the love of god!

It indeed does, but we just find a darker side from me. Enjoy my new way whilst you can, it'll get tiring .

 

[Tonks]

It indeed does, but we just find a darker side from me. Enjoy my new way whilst you can, it'll get tiring .

Oooh.. See that? He's typing all smart-like. What an aristocrat!

 

[AlotofGarbage]

Whatever, just let the freaking thread die already.