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What did Illidan do for 10,000 years in prison?

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crazyninjadude

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day 16:
thanked maiev, strangely i heard some muttering about cow "pancakes" being deliecious. hope i get them tomorrow. an evil demon entered my cage earlier, well, it was either a demon or a fly, hard to tell when you're blindfolded...
but i owned him!
 

2eus

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Day 17
I noticed that i smell very very bad
and thought about how nice it would be
to have a shower. After I ownly ate 2
times in 16 days i startet eating grass
and dirt. It's realy tasty. But I think
I'll spent the rest of the day sleeping
now and I hope not to many people die
cause I smell so bad.

later that day: Cool found a new source
of food. I just eat the beatels that die
when they come to near to me.
 

crazyninjadude

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day 20:
i suddenly remember the old night elf proverb...
"if you smell, spiders blood is a good shampoo"
well, i'm not sure wether that was it... in fact it might have been something about fishing... but that wont matter.
the blood seems to have made me smell better, well, actually, i think it has removed my stench, and all of the stend in the entire place... most confusing.
i wonder wether the old human proverb might have been more usful,
"proverbs are a load of rubbish, and all animals are poison"
i dont know...
maiev gave me some more food, tasted like... a mix of different foods, in a paste, sticky in texture... she said it was cheap and easy to get hold of, so i asked for more. she said she would ask 'jim the sewage manager' for some, perhaps he is a gormet chef?
 

2eus

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Day 21
I just noticed that the spiderblood didn't work and only attracks about
10 thousand moskitos are attacking me
when I try to sleep. Hmm now I'll just
do what a do best. . . nothing. . .
hope that those moskitos will stop one
day. And ohh yeah I still stink. . .
 

2eus

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Day 24:
Hmm I just had a dream about a guy making a map
about me and what I did for 10.000 years. I think
his name was 2eus. And I remember he wanted to use
most of the posts in this forum. But he wanted atleast
50 days in my diary so I think I have to ceep
writing.
And The spiders are realy pissed at me now I just
don't understand why. . . maybe I will find out
tommorow.
 

2eus

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Day 26:
The spiders are realy getting bigger. And they
seeme to don't linke me at all. One of them just
tried to attack me. Good for me that I still
smell like a pile of s**t. And I found a new food
source. Spidereye is realy tasty and you can rub
the feet to powder and smell them and get high. . .
thats realy fun. But now I sleep once again cause
I have no spiderlegs anymore.
 

2eus

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Day 28:
I had a realy bad dream about a noob posting
stuff that isn't worth posting. I think his
name was Ignitedstar
 

2eus

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. . . poor guy. . . realy poor guy. . . no shower, no chick and almost nothing to eat. . . poor guy. . .
 

crazyninjadude

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cant say it would be really that bad.

only a 1000 years
or
52178 weeks
or
365250 days
or
8766000 hours
or
52596000 seconds

oh crap thats a hell of a long time
:p
(ps: calculations may be a little off)
 

DeadDogNoGoWoof

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Day 31: I have come up with the master escape plan. Starting tomoroow I will cut off my digits one by one, throw them at the guards, thus provoking them enough to come into the cage and try to kick my ass. At this point, I will be kicking the spiders to infuriate them enough to attack the guards when they come inside. While they are being bit by tiny spiders and rats, I will take my pants off, tie them into a lasso knot, sling around the rats, spiders, and incapacitated guards and out the doors of the open cage. To escape the area in which I am imprisoned, I will crawl very slowly behind my cage, imitating a japanese spider monkey that the innocent passerby will not notice. Then I will use my wings to fly into the air, throwing live beer bottles at the orange beetles that are pooping in the Emoticon galaxy. After they are drunk, the world will explode, but i will be safe, because I scrunched to the size of a Kablachastanian shoebox. HaHa! I win! Tyrande will be pleased...
 

Frezzee

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Lol. What about asking to have a little rabbit with him??? eu... 2 rabbits. They did little rabbits for 10 000 years and Illidan could eat someting <(^_^<)

Or simply throw rock to KoTG... Ride him during all the other gards are sleping???? :D
 

StarDrake000

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yo i thing he sat there and played tix tax tow with him self for 5 years then sleeped for a long time i mean i could but now food wouldent he die? :evil: :twisted: yo lat least he did have school :lol: day:36 so hungary must get hed between the bars then i might get food that on grown zZzZzZz ops spiders every where zzzzzzz
 

DeathBringer500

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Day 37
i had a wierd dream. it was about 2 ppl named Frezzee and StarDrake000. they kept posting stuff in a forum about my journal wen they were supposed to be making my journal. then, after the dream, i ate some of the mosquitos attacking me. then i slept.
 

HardGamerDz

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DONT SKIP THE THREAD! Even you o_O.Hydro.o_O@Sector 5!!!

Day: 42 (o_O.Hydro.o_O@Sector 5 did 41)

I have started to lose my beliving in the escaping.. My rat pals do no longer want to play with me and when they try they get smashed when Maiev comes..The food is tasty but I get it every day execpt thuesday when I get Rotten shoes alá Potatos! (Maiev is cocking it so sometimes I get some bones in it aswell).

I wonder what i will do tomorrow
 

porndirector

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it duznt end

day 41: he becomes really horny and plans to invade egypt, but the amount of cum around him traps him, so he cant go no where.
 

porndirector

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DeadDogNoGoWoof said:
OMFG PORNDIRECTOR. IF YOU ARE THAT DESPERATE TO GET POSTS, DON'T REVIVE MONTH OLD ONES. PLEASE LOCK THIS!!!!
Click to expand...


i know its months old, i just wanna continue da days, were up to day 42 now.

letz continue it.
 

Daelin

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Day 44

Illidan wakes up and starts screaming: "Dark Shadow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you please close this thread?"

And then he fell to sleep until Tyrande came to save him. Blabla, end of story (hopefully). This thread is just a source of spamming.

~Daelin
 
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