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What did Illidan do for 10,000 years in prison?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by U.V, Jan 21, 2005.

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  1. DeathBringer500

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    Day 5:
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  2. U.V

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    day 6:
    "mu...mus...must.....g-go....to...the...... BATHROOM!!"
     
  3. HardGamerDz

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    Day 7: Heard of an Game called Warcraft, but never got to play it... :twisted:

    Later on day. I finally got some food. Today it was Pig. Unfortcently had Maiev been there and the food were posioned...
     
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    Day 8: Almost recovered from food poisoning. Decided it's a better idea to eat the spiders than the food they bring. Finished cleaning up mess on the floor. When I get out, I wonder if they'll still be making that shampoo I like?
     
  5. aarkshark

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    Day 9: Im going slightly mad.......
    OMG ROOFLES!!!11
    mmmm, grumble cakes
    TEH OWNZORS!!
    I friggin hate this journal
    "hey maive, your an idiot"
    repeated 7 times till she left
    King me!
    Check mate
    I spy grey-black
    the bars?
    yep
     
  6. HardGamerDz

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    day 10: Looks at Maiev and thinks she's fine, Unforcently I cant see her...Becuse I'm blind.

    Eats some cakes and finds a card from Tyrande saying: Dont Worry, Be happy!
     
  7. U.V

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    Day 11:
    "Dear diary, remember that day when i couldn't find a bathroom?
    well....
    [​IMG]
     
  8. crazyninjadude

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    day 13: realises the bars actually have wider gaps between them than how wide i am...
    decide its not worth escaping... because then i wouldnt get picked up by tyrande in 999 years 352 days
     
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    day 14 : Learn than Maiev doesnt have sense of humor.
    Tell jokes to her all the day.
    Then decided to sleep.
    Again an interesting day.
     
  10. HardGamerDz

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    day 15: Sensed a Spider near me, I thought It was blue, Maiev said it was green...

    Later... Once agin I got some food! This day it was panncakes! I love panncakes! This place isn't so bad anyway, Free food and A place to sleep! I think that tomorrow I will go and thank Maiev for this place!
     
  11. crazyninjadude

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    day 16:
    thanked maiev, strangely i heard some muttering about cow "pancakes" being deliecious. hope i get them tomorrow. an evil demon entered my cage earlier, well, it was either a demon or a fly, hard to tell when you're blindfolded...
    but i owned him!
     
  12. 2eus

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    Day 17
    I noticed that i smell very very bad
    and thought about how nice it would be
    to have a shower. After I ownly ate 2
    times in 16 days i startet eating grass
    and dirt. It's realy tasty. But I think
    I'll spent the rest of the day sleeping
    now and I hope not to many people die
    cause I smell so bad.

    later that day: Cool found a new source
    of food. I just eat the beatels that die
    when they come to near to me.
     
  13. HardGamerDz

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    day 18: I wants a shower now! NOW! Asked Maiev if I could get one, She said yes.

    Later on day, I didn't get any shower, All I got was a deep shit of a cow.
     
  14. crazyninjadude

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    @hardgamerdz:
    lol :lol:
     
  15. HardGamerDz

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    day 19: Now I smell even worse, My spider friends doesn't like me any more. Even Maiev thinks that I smell bad. The bad smell makes me sleep...
     
  16. crazyninjadude

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    day 20:
    i suddenly remember the old night elf proverb...
    "if you smell, spiders blood is a good shampoo"
    well, i'm not sure wether that was it... in fact it might have been something about fishing... but that wont matter.
    the blood seems to have made me smell better, well, actually, i think it has removed my stench, and all of the stend in the entire place... most confusing.
    i wonder wether the old human proverb might have been more usful,
    "proverbs are a load of rubbish, and all animals are poison"
    i dont know...
    maiev gave me some more food, tasted like... a mix of different foods, in a paste, sticky in texture... she said it was cheap and easy to get hold of, so i asked for more. she said she would ask 'jim the sewage manager' for some, perhaps he is a gormet chef?
     
  17. 2eus

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    Day 21
    I just noticed that the spiderblood didn't work and only attracks about
    10 thousand moskitos are attacking me
    when I try to sleep. Hmm now I'll just
    do what a do best. . . nothing. . .
    hope that those moskitos will stop one
    day. And ohh yeah I still stink. . .
     
  18. DeathBringer500

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    Day 22:
    mmmm, mosquitos.
    Edited by oz02 for offensive content.
     
  19. HardGamerDz

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    day 23: I thought of people who makes bad posts in forums... DeathBringer500 was one.

    The spiderblood was quite tasty anyway. Unforcently all my spider friends hates me now...I wonder why.
     
  20. 2eus

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    Day 24:
    Hmm I just had a dream about a guy making a map
    about me and what I did for 10.000 years. I think
    his name was 2eus. And I remember he wanted to use
    most of the posts in this forum. But he wanted atleast
    50 days in my diary so I think I have to ceep
    writing.
    And The spiders are realy pissed at me now I just
    don't understand why. . . maybe I will find out
    tommorow.
     
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