Welcome to the Witches Tea Party ~!

[Imadori]

*hugged you suddenly*

 

[Bernkastel]

Some guests might... Be uncomfortable with this

 

[Imadori]

They're just jealous. Don't mind them.

 

[Lambdadelta]

What is going on in this Tea Party?

 

[Bernkastel]

Don't look at me like that, I am the victim here.

 

[Imadori]

Woah! Another chick! I am Imadori Kyousuke! What's your name baby?

 

[Bernkastel]

You keep your filthy hands off my Lambda!

 

[Imadori]

Of course, I can't do that!

I can't do that if I'm still hugging you. Maybe later.

 

[Bernkastel]

True, take your hands off my gracious figure at once.

 

[Imadori]

Can't do that either... b-because I... I...

 

[Bernkastel]

..Yes?

 

[Imadori]

N-Nothing!.. I just can't move my arms, and that's all!

 

[Bernkastel]

Would you rather bid farewell to your hands then?

 

[Imadori]

Okay, just kidding! He-he-hehe...
(what the hell was that?!)

 

[Bernkastel]

Good, now the tea party can continue as it should have.

 

[Imadori]

You're still blushing you know.

 

[Bernkastel]

That is irrelevant!

 

[Imadori]

Of course it is. Look how cute you are. I might fall in love with you.

 

[Bernkastel]

You might be of some use after all.

 

[Imadori]

You can't "use" me. You just said that you like me. You might hurt yourself.

 

[Bernkastel]

A pity. I was mistaken indeed.

 

[Imadori]

See. Stop being so rash. *pushes your hair behind your ears*

 

[Bernkastel]

Don't touch me!

 

[Imadori]

Waa! S-sorry!

You know, you're so much cuter when you're angry.

 

[Lambdadelta]

Continue, please. Beatrice and I are enjoying this.

 

[Bernkastel]

Lambda! Shouldn't you be on my side?

 

[Imadori]

Relax my Bernkastel. Why don't you come over here, and rest your head against my chest.

 

[Lambdadelta]

Now we just need this background music:

*giggle* I'll enjoy this for a bit before I do something.

 

[Imadori]

Thank you... blondie.

Now if you'll excuse us. *holds himself to Bernkastel*

 

[Bernkastel]

Quite amusing, Lambda. I'd end this right away if it wouldn't cause such a mess. *Sigh* I guess I'll have to play along.

 

[Imadori]

"if it wouldn't cause such a mess", eh? Too late for that.

 

[Bernkastel]

 

[Imadori]

Bern-sama... may I have this dance?

 

[Bernkastel]

I am not going to.. Dance...

 

[Imadori]

Coward... you're embarrassing me in front of everyone because of your pride.
You can't even make the person you like to smile, what a shame.

Yo, butler! Get me some cookies, and milk! I'm just going to get some fresh air outside!
*slammed the door*

 

[Lambdadelta]

This one reminds me of Battler.... only a very tiny bit. *giggle*

 

[Bernkastel]

Really, Lambdadelta? Perhaps only the perverted part.

 

[Lambdadelta]

It was more of the:
"Yo, butler! Get me some cookies, and milk! I'm just going to get some fresh air outside!
*slammed the door*"

...for some reason. But yes, I see that similarity too. Bern, you should go blonde for a while, it suits you!

 

[Bernkastel]

B-blonde!?

 

[Imadori]

Surprise! This is for you blondie!


And now, for my evaluation, let's see... hmm... your size is...

 

[Bernkastel]

Kih~ This is going to be entertaining.

 

[Imadori]

Same as you Bern, and again, too bad, tsk, too bad!

 

[Bernkastel]

What is 'too bad'!?

 

[Imadori]

Good thing you didn't get it. Cause that is for Blondie! Don't eavesdrop on somebody's evaluation.
Just play with your barbies and teddybears once again. They look awfully sad.

 

[Bernkastel]

Khhh~! I play with insignificant humans like you! Not some toys for children!

 

[Imadori]

Little girls don't play humans... unless if you are an alien!.. OH, I'VE SEEN THIS ON 'MEN IN BLACK'!
RUN GUYS, LITTLE ALIEN GIRLS INVASION INCOMING!

 

[Bernkastel]

Dummy, I am not an alien.

 

[Imadori]

Prove it! Eat that guy over there!

 

[Bernkastel]

Eat!? I do not eat people.

 

[Imadori]

See, you can't eat him because if you do, I can prove that you are an alien.
"who wouldn't want to drink tea in my relaxing presence?" I do. Aliens are gross.