Welcome to the Witches Tea Party ~!

[Bernkastel]

Am I filthy?

 

[Magtheridon96]

No.

N(filthy_people) can be 0 you know, because I can validly refer to no one.

That's right, NO ONE GETS MY MEAT.

 

[Imadori]

Yes, touch them. Like this for example... *laid a finger on your chest*

Woohoo, MEAT! I'm already sick of sweets!
I would love a piece from Bern and blondie! NO NEED TO CUT, just touching is okay!

 

[Bernkastel]

Listen, dear. I did NOT give you a permission to lay your hands on me!

 

[Gekigengar]

W-Whats this place?
o.o

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh, but this is my gracious tea party.

I welcome you. Tea?

 

[Magtheridon96]

What tea?

 

[Bernkastel]

Dried plum black tea, the kind at 200 yen a pack.

 

[Imadori]

Imitating Bernkastel: Khhh~! Welcome, this is my gracious tea party.
I would like to use you as a piece in my game, child of man.
This is how she is, be careful New.

I want some Earl Grey, 260 yen per pack.

 

[Bernkastel]

Don't act like I'd say things like that, Imadori-kun. You'll scare all the guests.

 

[Imadori]

The "guests", or sacrifices?
Don't worry, I'm your accomplice. I won't do anything that will cause you harm.

 

[Bernkastel]

Then don't go and tell such horrible lies about me!

 

[Imadori]

Roger that, honey!
Say Bern, how do we cook this meat?... hmm... I don't think I've saw a meat like this before.

 

[Bernkastel]

I am.. Not sure.

 

[Imadori]

Yeah, right. And, it's kinda disgusting.

I know! Let's send this meat as sacrifice, hehe. Smart thinking eh? Smart thinking.

 

[Bernkastel]

It doesn't work like that.. And stop talking about sacrifices! There'll be no such things!

 

[Imadori]

There is no such things? But you just sacrificed some of our guest like the violet-haired kid,
and the other kid with glasses, because he tried to solve the mystery and capture you.

 

[Bernkastel]

E-eee~!? How can you say things like that about me, Imadori-kun!?

 

[Imadori]

Wah! Sorry my honey! I won't do it again!... but first, let me sacrifice this cookie.

Okay, I won't do it again, I swear. *hugs Bernkastel*

 

[Bernkastel]

Did I say something about touching me without a permission?

 

[Imadori]

I apologize your majesty. I just want to make the "sorry" realistic, and of course, to feel your body.

 

[Bernkastel]

I guess I'll forgive you then.

 

[Imadori]

*slowly slipped his hands lower... and lower*

 

[Bernkastel]

*Sneers*
Remove. Your. Hands.

 

[Imadori]

I like it when you do that expression, very attractive. That's right, don't push me.
*continued to move his hands lower while smelling your hair*

 

[Bernkastel]

Would you kindly stop moving your hands lower and take them off my body?

 

[Imadori]

*stopped moving his hands*
What? Where is the anger? *thinking*

 

[Bernkastel]

A-anger? Why would I be angry when someone is merely touching me?
*Looks into Imadori's eyes*
Riiiiiight?!

 

[Imadori]

Woah! I'm not talking about t-that kind of anger, it is way too scary, and creepy at the same time!
*Hands-up, removing his hands from Berkastel*
O-okay, I'll stop, for n-now. *shivering*

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh, did I scare you?
I am so sorry!

 

[Imadori]

It's just not y-you. I want my Berkastel back!

 

[Bernkastel]

*Hugs Imadori*
..Eh..? What might you mean by that?

 

[Imadori]

W-What the hell?! What k-kind of s-sorcery is this?! Stop it! I mean t-that, it is t-truly CREEPY!

 

[Bernkastel]

Nee~ Are you saying that you don't like me?

 

[Imadori]

N-no! Don't get the wrong idea, I L-like you very much! *nervously hugs you*

 

[Bernkastel]

Why do you stutter so much?

 

[Imadori]

N-nothing! No particular reason, m-my love! But please, s-stop this prank...

 

[Bernkastel]

*Stands straight*
Now this was an amusing experience, I guess I'll go to get some rest then.
When I get back, I'll rip out your intestines and feed them to the kittens.

 

[Imadori]

Woohoo! That's my girl!
Go and get some rest, or you might me to join you on the bed? Heh?
Too glad you're back!

 

[Bernkastel]

What are you saying..!? You're not coming anywhere near my bed.
*Disappears*

 

[Imadori]

She disappears? (I guess I'll just have to wait here and drink tea then.)

 

[Lambdadelta]

I'm back! And I got a temporary disguise.

Now I can cosplay/act out as Ange-Beatrice! *giggle* Skewer me, Bern <3

 

[Imadori]

Hey Red, how you doin'?

 

[Bernkastel]

... Ange, eh..?

 

[Imadori]

Who's your friend? I thought Beatrice is the brown-haired one, called "golden"? She is red! RED!

I'm so confused...

 

[Bernkastel]

Friend..? But -
Eh.. Right, friend. This here is Ushiromiya Ange! A good friend of mine.
A good friend indeed.. Kih~

 

[Imadori]

"A good friend indeed" huh. She looks like a bad girl. Is she a witch or something?

Okay, let's see what you got, name-stealer.

 

[Bernkastel]

If that's what you'd like to call her.

 

[Imadori]

KAY! EXAMINATION TIME!
*Stares at Ange's chest with a very serious expression and a huge concentration*

 

[Bernkastel]

.. I-Imadori....