Oh I see, you want me to buy one of each? Well, okay but, take note, barbies and teddybears are just for little girls.
Girls at your age don't play that kind of stuff anymore, don't you feel a little embarrassed?
*Reads the note attached from the doll*
By the way, this doll is "multi-purpose", it can "sing and dance" better than barbies, and is pretty much "softer" than a teddybear so cuddling it wouldn't be a problem. It can even "hug you back if you're feeling down"... t-then "hunts-down the root cause of your problem"... S-so, don't you want this doll instead?.. (please say no.)